> We have to deal with sooooooooo much maturity in the rest
> of our lives... (unless you ask our better halves)
Yep. "I've grown, you haven't". "We need to talk" (usually meaning "I need to talk to you"). "Why do you have to have a good time?".
"Are you gonna wear that shirt to work?" (her choice may not look good on you, even pouffy, but if you know what's good for you, you'll wear it)
"I always knew you were going to be like my dad, even before I met you."
"Men are all alike." (A general statement that is about to get very, very specific.)
Worst one is: "how was your day?"
Lucky my windsurfing is violent...
You can see Luser losing it through his posts as he gets baited up and he becomes less coherent/intelligent.
Must a been hiding under the blanket 
