wet dreams said...

Gotta luv the walk of shame ...

We all have those. Mine are more that I fall off as I come into shore .. but only when people are watching. Or when the sail blows on top of me and knocks me a$$ over as I am trying to de-rig.

slowboat said...

Awww Cmon guys, lay off the teabaggers. The sport has done wonders for windsurfing, dont forget! Its helped to weed out a lot of waaank stains from our sport.

My thoughts exactly
Kinda like the reason why Fords were invented huh? To keep the waaank stains outta Holdens. Ford drivers= unAustralian

da vecta said...

in the year 2010 kitesurfers (...can'tsurfers)

Love it!

Hey Frant, I could get some good flake off that shark in your avatar, is that a photo ?

One thing I learned from that kiting forum is that kite setups are far more complicated than I thought:

WTF?:

I still want to know why Kites carnt operate on 4m strings,
last time i proposed this on the fourm it got TAKEN OFF.

So be it ............

laurie
I really really really didnt want to swear asking my question .........I refute any anti social overtones and attitude problem associated with this line of questioning..........

Its a bit like burn outs and the cops threatening to take your car......
So when you take the v8 out you tend to drive a bit harder and think more about leaving rubber.............This is fictional.

I am feeling a bit inadequate after that diagram. Can we rename some parts to compete with the Oh-sht loop (that sums up most of my attempts) and the locknload donkey dick?
That could be a whole new forum topic in itself

Man I remember attempting to go windsurfing in a gale once. It was so windy my wave board started rolling away along the beach. My mate was pissing himself watching me chase my board across the sand

Kiters like User are such a bunch of toys... duhh, I think I'll just post something on Seabreeze that will make everyone think I'm a total idiot; THAT'LL show 'em...

Much respect to all the regular kiters, as long as they stay the f*ck out of the way when grown folks are on the water!!!!!!!

If this clip is real i reckon the guy at bondi got of easy.

Geeze i hope its real look for the jump at 25 seconds.

boardboy said...

If this clip is real i reckon the guy at bondi got of easy.

Geeze i hope its real look for the jump at 25 seconds.

It's an ad isn't it, and they've cut off the end? I think the plane would have more problems than an attached kiter if it was really flying low enough to snag one.

too funny... type kite accident into youtube and be amazed:

this one made me roll on the floor:



or this one:

Wet Willy said...

Kiters like User are such a bunch of toys... duhh, I think I'll just post something on Seabreeze that will make everyone think I'm a total idiot; THAT'LL show 'em...

Much respect to all the regular kiters, as long as they stay the f*ck out of the way when grown folks are on the water!!!!!!!

Wow,some of you windwankers have REAL problems with kites,don't you !

Bwa hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!

Like,kiters are ever going to be impressed or upset by any windsurfers!

On the other hand,you poledancers seem to take an awfull lot of notice as to what kiters are doing !

Don't fret! I understand. I used to say the same things untill I got sick of standing on the beach,not enough wind to get planing on my state of the art,custom wave gear,watching the kiters cut loose. Boosting BIG airs,360,backrolls etc.

Then I gave in and tried it.
Woo Farken Hoo !!!!

Now I get a HUGE rush when I boost 30 ft off a wave and look down on the windsurfers (not that many anymore,the numbers have dropped and there is hardly ever enough wind for them) and they are just cruising along,never getting any air !

Oh well,I am not going to knock them. I don't have any problems with them,and I like to be out with my old windsurfing mates.

Oh,and don't respond with any videos trying to prove that windsurfers go off,that were shot like,10 years ago of Polokow ripping it up at Hookipa !

What good is a sport that you have to be a pro and only have one or two good spots,like Maui,that you can really do it ????

Sorry if I upset anyone,but thats the way it is,and you know it !

mr plod said...

kiting is to wavesailing what boogie boarding is to surfing, and what rollerblading is to skating, the easier alternative to a sport you didnt have the skill to do well at in the first place user kook.

Hahahahahahah !
Dream on !!

One down.......thirteen to go !