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Wet Willy
Wet Willy
TAS
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2 Feb 2008 2:01am
ma said...

user, if your not concerned about windsurfers **** off back to the gays on trays[kitesurfing] forum.


"Gays on trays"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mineral1
mineral1
WA
4564 posts
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2 Feb 2008 12:13am
I just know the big L's going to blow this last comment orf the page, but it cracked me up
G....... on trays huge

Not that there is anything wrong with being one slanted in this area.
TonyC
TonyC
WA
410 posts
WA, 410 posts
2 Feb 2008 12:27am
ma said...

user, if your not concerned about windsurfers **** off back to the gays on trays[kitesurfing] forum.

LMFAO

Absolutely brilliant - forget about kitesurfers, kitesailors, kiteboarders - a permanent name for the dark side riders is born.

And as Min's said "not that there's anything wrong with that" unless they're causing bl&&dy carnage to others.

[}:)][}:)]
Wet Willy
Wet Willy
TAS
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2 Feb 2008 2:34am
So, what's the name for the activity itself? "Gay Traying"? And the exponents of this wondrous activity, are they to be called "Gays on Trays", or "Gay Trayers" ??
Pugwash
Pugwash
WA
7733 posts
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2 Feb 2008 12:45am
Oooooo a band wagon

Kiters = pillow biters

He he he he
MavericK040
MavericK040
WA
583 posts
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2 Feb 2008 12:54am
Wet Willy said...

So, what's the name for the activity itself? "Gay Traying"? And the exponents of this wondrous activity, are they to be called "Gays on Trays", or "Gay Trayers" ??


HAHA gay trayers . . . classic.
note that the best insult they can come up with for us is poley or pole dancer or some sh!t like that.
lame . . .
i dont even find it insulting
i was at a kite beach talking to my mate and another kiter came over and started talking to us not knowing that i was a windsurfer and he referred to us as poleys and all the kiters laffed? im like wtf thats not even funny
Wet Willy
Wet Willy
TAS
2317 posts
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2 Feb 2008 2:58am
I heard my skater friends call rollerbladers "Fruit Booters"... yeah, "Gay Trayers", better patent that one quick!!
Wet Willy
Wet Willy
TAS
2317 posts
TAS, 2317 posts
2 Feb 2008 3:09am
"Trayboys"
Wet Willy
Wet Willy
TAS
2317 posts
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2 Feb 2008 3:10am
"Tray Blades"?
MavericK040
MavericK040
WA
583 posts
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2 Feb 2008 1:12am
Wet Willy said...

"Tray Blades"

more emphasis on the gay. . .
TonyC
TonyC
WA
410 posts
WA, 410 posts
2 Feb 2008 1:16am
They like body dragging/trawling. How about "Gay Trawlers" or " Gay Tray Drag Queens" - they do wear their boardies outside their wetties.
Wet Willy
Wet Willy
TAS
2317 posts
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2 Feb 2008 3:19am
TonyC said...

They like body dragging/trawling. How about "Gay Trawlers" or " Gay Tray Drag Queens" - they do wear their boardies outside their wetties.


"Drag Queens"!!!!!!! That's it!!

Gay Trayers, Drag Queens - them's the pick of the bunch right there!!!






New bumper sticker idea:

"I'd rather carry my windsurfer than ride a Gay Tray"

(Remember the old slogan "I'd rather push my Harley than ride Jap Crap"???)
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
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2 Feb 2008 1:28am
Dawn Patrol
Dawn Patrol
WA
1991 posts
WA, 1991 posts
2 Feb 2008 10:07am
(Gays on trays is bodyboarders)
My brother just calls me goak. gay on a kite.
P.C_simpson
P.C_simpson
WA
1492 posts
WA, 1492 posts
2 Feb 2008 12:06pm
joke!!!

"whats the hardest thing about learning to kitesurf?"

"telling your perants your gay"
ma
ma
NSW
375 posts
ma ma
NSW, 375 posts
2 Feb 2008 2:22pm
I heard someone else call them Marry Poppins the other day when they did a dangle jump
user
user
WA
1140 posts
WA, 1140 posts
2 Feb 2008 2:17pm
Hahahah

You idiots have serious problems!

Whats so brilliant about calling kitesurfers "gay" ?

Is that the best you can come up with ? You don't like something so you say "Thats gay"

How juvenile.

Anyway,we don't care what names you call us. We know its out of jeolousy !

We don't even hardly know you are there.You just don't rate. While you are watching us and standing around trying to come up with derogatary names,we are too busy ripping it up !

Its all one sided I'm afraid.Just like the fool who told me to piss off back to the kitesurfing Forum.

Hahahahahah
nebbian
nebbian
WA
6277 posts
WA, 6277 posts
2 Feb 2008 2:24pm
ma
ma
NSW
375 posts
ma ma
NSW, 375 posts
2 Feb 2008 4:48pm
I must have hit a nerve with you user [ gay boy]
meerkat
meerkat
WA
644 posts
WA, 644 posts
2 Feb 2008 3:31pm
hahahaahah, this post is gold and the same colour as my favourite hot pants.

Just goes to show that ****ersurfers are as childish as gays on trays..... wheres the bloody wind now???
Mr. No-one
Mr. No-one
WA
921 posts
WA, 921 posts
2 Feb 2008 5:34pm
P.C_simpson said...

joke!!!

"whats the hardest thing about learning to kitesurf?"

"telling your perants your gay"


Can't.........stop...........laughing............hahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaha
Spotty
Spotty
VIC
1619 posts
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2 Feb 2008 7:35pm
This is all tounge and cheek,

then theres been the term TeaBaggers and TeaBagging being tossed around too, I don't mind windsurfing termed Poleys, Poleboarding etc, Pole dancing is sweet.

Guess its just the sexing up of the sports to sell kites and windsurfers can't be all that bad with the right respect from both sides in regard to the safety of one another when sailing the same general area.

At the MAMBO event its Poleys Upwind, Kiters Downwind, simple!!! no problem !!!!150+ kites sharing with the wave sailors . Education the Key from the instruction side, manufactures, retailers/sellers.

Haircut
Haircut
QLD
6491 posts
QLD, 6491 posts
2 Feb 2008 7:15pm
it's that naughty kite forum that started all the geighness posts

user, not sure how long you've been reading the kite forum but i remember such golden classics as:

- board-offs are geigh
- jumping with kite between 10 and 2 is geigh
- retractable leashes are geigh
- grabs are geigh
- big floaty jumps are geigh
- bow kites are geigh
- riding strapped is geigh unless they are bindings
- apparently foil kites are the ultimate in geighness

i'm confused there's not much left for me to do with my kite and too embarrassed to take my kite out in case black kite bags are next to be considered geigh, or kiteboards with no handle

however, kiteboarders calling other kiteboarders geigh is probably kosher , just not between disciplines. I've never heard windsurfers calling other things about windsurfing geigh - so I'll be the first:

BOOTIES ARE GEIGH, but i do love the feeling of rubber against my body
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
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2 Feb 2008 8:09pm
Haircut said...

it's that naughty kite forum that started all the geighness posts



BOOTIES ARE GEIGH, but i do love the feeling of rubber against my body


Why are they called BOOTIES !!! It sounds like something a kitten or elf would wear!!! they should call them "board boots" or "foot rubbers" ????
user
user
WA
1140 posts
WA, 1140 posts
2 Feb 2008 7:55pm
Youse are all GAY !!

I,m COOL !
user
user
WA
1140 posts
WA, 1140 posts
2 Feb 2008 7:58pm
Spotty said...

This is all tounge and cheek,

then theres been the term TeaBaggers and TeaBagging being tossed around too, I don't mind windsurfing termed Poleys, Poleboarding etc, Pole dancing is sweet.

Guess its just the sexing up of the sports to sell kites and windsurfers can't be all that bad with the right respect from both sides in regard to the safety of one another when sailing the same general area.

At the MAMBO event its Poleys Upwind, Kiters Downwind, simple!!! no problem !!!!150+ kites sharing with the wave sailors . Education the Key from the instruction side, manufactures, retailers/sellers.




There was 150 kites...but only about 12 wave sailors,I mean Poleys !

Easy to see where the future is ?
ma
ma
NSW
375 posts
ma ma
NSW, 375 posts
2 Feb 2008 10:06pm
150 thats a lot of gay dudes running around flying pretty kites
user
user
WA
1140 posts
WA, 1140 posts
2 Feb 2008 10:14pm
yep.

Sure scares them pole dancers away !
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23651 posts
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2 Feb 2008 10:32pm
user said...

Spotty said...

This is all tounge and cheek,

then theres been the term TeaBaggers and TeaBagging being tossed around too, I don't mind windsurfing termed Poleys, Poleboarding etc, Pole dancing is sweet.

Guess its just the sexing up of the sports to sell kites and windsurfers can't be all that bad with the right respect from both sides in regard to the safety of one another when sailing the same general area.

At the MAMBO event its Poleys Upwind, Kiters Downwind, simple!!! no problem !!!!150+ kites sharing with the wave sailors . Education the Key from the instruction side, manufactures, retailers/sellers.




There was 150 kites...but only about 12 wave sailors,I mean Poleys !

Easy to see where the future is ?



Thousands of people in Australia drive Commodores. A select few get to drive Ferraris.
By your logic Commodores are better .
I guess some people will always take up Dope on a Rope as it is easy, and others will be wavesailors.
Wet Willy
Wet Willy
TAS
2317 posts
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3 Feb 2008 1:57am
user said...

Hahahah

You idiots have serious problems!

Whats so brilliant about calling kitesurfers "gay" ?

Is that the best you can come up with ? You don't like something so you say "Thats gay"

How juvenile.

....

Hahahahahah


I'm sorry User, I didn't mean to insult you with my homophobic remarks. Please don't take it personally. There's nothing wrong with being gay, and there's no justification for persecuting someone because of their sexual orientation.

Everybody, I think we owe User and his kitesurfing "friends" a big apology!

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