Looks like you got out as I was getting in (redbull girls rocked up).
The kooks not going for it have been the bane of my surfing week. I have no issue with people not wanting to charge heavier waves if it's out of their comfort zone, but SOOO many kooks were positioning themselves and then going for them and pulling out at the last moment (because they were clearly intimidated) on totally makable waves...and in doing so, they're stopping other more experienced surfers from getting the wave.
I don't want guys dropping into waves if they are too scared too. That's fine, we've all been there. It just seems like a lot of them were putting on the "I'm a hard charger" show and then bailing at the last minute as though it was a close out and not a perfectly makable wave. Once you figure out who those people are you just call yourself into the wave regardless.
And yeah, like you sparki, I smashed myself on the bottom so many times. My last wave, which was really quite big but coming in too straight. I paddled, grabbed rail, felt like I was air dropping (but probably not) and had so much speed when I was forced to straighten out. Still wasn't enough. The explosion of white water smashed me so ****ing hard and my fins went straight into the back of my legs as I hit the sand. I think I'm out of action for a couple of days hahahaha

Oh and the sand in the hair? I did a number 4 on my hair two weeks ago so it's real short. Still constantly have sand falling out, despite trying to wash it out. That was a VERY sandy shorebreak at Trigg this week.
It's been a good week in Perth.