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doppelganger
doppelganger
VIC
337 posts
VIC, 337 posts
16 Sep 2006 3:56pm
quote:
Well i soon got over that while kiting in the cocos islands.


Andrew, we didn't want to tell you while we were over there, but, that big one that got away at the pier was non other than, "TOOTHIE".
"Be afriad Andrew, vEErrry afraid" , he's waiting for next year.

Just when you thought it safe to go back into the water:

daaaa, daaaa,daaaa,daaa,daaa,daaa,daaA,DAAA,DAA,DAA,DAA,DA,DA,DA

jsn_batman
jsn_batman
WA
86 posts
WA, 86 posts
18 Sep 2006 8:57am
that sharks got you number mate, [}:)]

but hey if you can out run a mako shark for a while you should be right, till he finds you
nebbian
nebbian
WA
6277 posts
WA, 6277 posts
2 Oct 2006 7:03pm
Pfff. That's only a baby!

Sharks are everywhere, but seeing as how most people don't stick a mask and snorkel on they think that sharks don't exist at every beach in Australia, including all the good swimming beaches. They also see the pretty orange markers and think that shark nets somehow stop sharks from making it to shore.

They're everywhere. And mostly completely uninterested in us.
Spacemonkey!
Spacemonkey!
SA
2288 posts
SA, 2288 posts
2 Oct 2006 10:12pm
Not like you have to worry about sharks these days at woodies its so freakin shallow, hit the bottom numerous times after stacks today, in places no more than just over ankle deep.
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
WA, 9106 posts
3 Oct 2006 8:23am
Yeah your right Nebs it is a baby. Sharks dont worry me in the slightest i think they are fascinating, gracious beasts that are fun to chase....if you can keep up.

Just interesting that species, bull sharks which are more prone to esturine environments, like the river are hanging out at woodies.
Spacemonkey!
Spacemonkey!
SA
2288 posts
SA, 2288 posts
3 Oct 2006 11:35am
Aren't Bull's your Western Australian way of saying Bronze Whaler? correct me if I am wrong ut I'm pretty sure Bronzies mainly like saline environment but are one of the few species which are tolerant of more freshwater conditions. So they do hang out in the river but they are just as suited to the sea from my understanding. Yeah I don't care about bronzies and hammerheads and that crap, you just gotta watch out for those whitey's.
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
WA, 9106 posts
3 Oct 2006 10:26am
HEy Uber,

Just realised you have to join their forum in order to gain access to the post. www.westernangler.com.au, story is under the fishing reports area.

Apparently Bronzies and Bull sharks are two distinct species.
Spacemonkey!
Spacemonkey!
SA
2288 posts
SA, 2288 posts
3 Oct 2006 12:27pm
quote:
Originally posted by poor relative

HEy Uber,

Just realised you have to join their forum in order to gain access to the post. www.westernangler.com.au, story is under the fishing reports area.

Apparently Bronzies and Bull sharks are two distinct species.



Correct

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bull_shark
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bronze_whaler

From what i can gather bull sharks have got a squarer nose and bronzies are slightly larger and have a pointed nose.

Just saw thiphoto whilst looking around, www.sharkinformation.co.uk/sharkphotos/shark-photo/43835232/sea-life/ whites a freakin huge aren't they, screw that sh!t.
gls
gls
WA
284 posts
gls gls
WA, 284 posts
14 Oct 2006 10:18am
Thats evolution for you guys. The first Mako shark in history found in these waters. Actually Bill, its probably a bronze whaler. Nice to get that experience I bet.
Graeme
Flux
Flux
WA
533 posts
WA, 533 posts
15 Oct 2006 10:47pm
quote:
Originally posted by gls

I've got a shark shield. Looking at it scientifically I don't think that adds up at all. There wouldn't be anything interesting (food like) about a single pulse every half second. The signal drops off very quickly (to the power of 3 with distance) and so wouldn't be relevant. Smell in the water is going to be what drives a shark, and perhaps when he gets closer he would use his eyes if the water was clear. Finally his snout would be used to pick up weak electrical signals when he's very close, within metres of you.

I've still got a healthy scheptacism about the shield but I don't for a second think it would attract a shark. That's just being superstitious.
Graeme


Sorry to burst your bubble graeme , but he is right , they most definately do attract them , not worth a pinch of **** , How do i know I work as a commercial diver and am in the water more hrs a week than you spend at work and they have been trialed ,many times with all types of shark and yes they bring them in.
So enjoy your peace of mind because it's all in your head.
chopper
chopper
QLD
37 posts
QLD, 37 posts
17 Oct 2006 1:02am
Went on surfing trip to Byron, had some waves at the Pass, travelled to south wall Balina. Strong Nth Wind so went for a Kitesurf there was about a 2m swell got out the back and saw some Bronze whaler sharks feeding about 1km south of the wall. Moved down to the south about 500m, on the way in had a Killer Whale jump 10 metres in front me, kited over it's splash it looked at me whilst in the air. After that stayed close to shore, there is alot of wildlife in that area.
Uber
Uber
NSW
482 posts
NSW, 482 posts
25 Oct 2006 9:50am
Shark Funny vid!

www.fugly.com/videos/1688/shark.html

mUTHA
mUTHA
WA
200 posts
WA, 200 posts
30 Oct 2006 1:23pm
hahahaha thats pisser
LookUp
LookUp
WA
124 posts
WA, 124 posts
31 Oct 2006 2:01am
If you are interested in the reality of shark attacks then check this out. This aired last week on catalyst. www.abc.net.au/catalyst/
Not quite as bad as we think, eh?
hilly
hilly
WA
8120 posts
WA, 8120 posts
1 Nov 2006 4:14pm
Good link at www.floridamuseum.ufl.edu/shark-attacks/maps/ attacks in australia are on the way down compared to population growth.
Spacemonkey!
Spacemonkey!
SA
2288 posts
SA, 2288 posts
3 Nov 2006 3:07pm
Erm the chances of dying paragliding are also very remote. Its remote because hardly anyone does it, you got 0% chance dying paraglyding if you never paraglyde.

Just like you got a 0% chance of being eaten by a shark if you never go in the water. If your in the water for every day for up to 4 hours covering a large area of water I think your chances increase a little more than some of those crappy statistics tell you.
cwamit
cwamit
WA
1194 posts
WA, 1194 posts
5 Nov 2006 9:03am
Assuming no one has been taken yet while kite surfing from a big tooth fishy then statistically you have zero chance of being eaten by a shark.

Also statistically 96% of statistics are made up on the go.
cwamit
cwamit
WA
1194 posts
WA, 1194 posts
7 Nov 2006 9:47am
uber nightmare

www.seabreeze.com.au/gallery/gallery.asp?imageid=2719
890Falcon
890Falcon
NSW
383 posts
NSW, 383 posts
7 Nov 2006 5:13pm
Hey Uber a mate of mine was kiting at the lennox head wave comp , he did a small jump looked down and there was a six foot shark underneath him , the shark was not interested at all, there was also some 12 foot great whites cruising around as well.

kiteover
kiteover
6 posts
6 posts
8 Nov 2006 9:04pm
I have seen tons of dolphins but never seen a shark while kiting.
Thank God for that.
Dawn Patrol
Dawn Patrol
WA
1991 posts
WA, 1991 posts
10 Nov 2006 7:59am
fishing at canarvon and a 2m shark came by, we thought is was a bronzy. swimming in the water a short time before
Uber
Uber
NSW
482 posts
Uber
Uber
NSW
482 posts
NSW, 482 posts
10 Nov 2006 12:39pm
Another pic

www.seabreeze.com.au/gallery/gallery.asp?imageid=2742
Uber
Uber
NSW
482 posts
NSW, 482 posts
10 Nov 2006 12:43pm
Dan man!! Lets tick off Lennox head of the lists of places to kite. 12 foot Whiteys are about 10foot too big for me.

Serious chocolate mouse in the shorts if I was there.
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
WA, 9106 posts
11 Nov 2006 1:53pm
quote:
www.seabreeze.com.au/gallery/gallery.asp?imageid=2742
www.seabreeze.com.au/gallery/gallery.asp?imageid=2740
www.seabreeze.com.au/gallery/gallery.asp?imageid=2741

So sad to see such amazing creatures like that trussed up like turkeys at christmas.
tobes
tobes
NSW
1000 posts
NSW, 1000 posts
11 Nov 2006 5:43pm
Where did you find those pics Uber?
It's not only sad but downright naughty to kill Great Whites in Commonwealth waters and the waters of QLD, NSW, VIC, TAS and SA since 1996. The max fine is $20,000. What price would those jaws fetch? Worth the risk? Has anyone ever been busted or are the Authorities "toothless"?

http://hsi.org.au/protection_wildlife&habitat/Marine%20Wildlife,%20Their%20Habitats%20and%20Threats/Sharks.htm
Uber
Uber
NSW
482 posts
NSW, 482 posts
12 Nov 2006 12:18am
Dont Know where they came from, Was sent to me via pm, I suspect a fishing thread of some sort somewhere. Not sure of where abouts they where caught. Could be Seth Afrika!

I dont think its a nice thing to kill these amazing beasts but I do find it facinating their size compared to a human.

I wouldnt want those jaws if you gave them to me, I think a bit of bad karma would come your way if you were a kitesurfer and had a set of those chompers hanging in your house.
md74
md74
QLD
1064 posts
QLD, 1064 posts
12 Nov 2006 8:46pm
hey I dont know if any of you guys doing the goldy downwinder today heard, there was a possible shark siting at Miami, we were there windsurfing and 3 guys spotted "something" about 3 metres long with a big fin, cruising real slow about 100m out. Then about 1/2 hour later one of the guys hit something and catapulted.

We told some lifeguards, and they took an IRB out for a sniff around.

Anyways, we continued to sail, and i cant recall seeing any of you guys missing any limbs!

Gotta say boys the quantity of kites looked awesome!
guy77
guy77
QLD
33 posts
QLD, 33 posts
17 Nov 2006 2:57pm
quote:
Originally posted by danza

Hey Uber a mate of mine was kiting at the lennox head wave comp , he did a small jump looked down and there was a six foot shark underneath him , the shark was not interested at all, there was also some 12 foot great whites cruising around as well.


I saw a large sharkish shaped shadow under me at one stage that weekend. Was a couple hundred metres up the beach from the comp. I usually just imagine it being a big rock and try not to think about jaws!
Plus there was some guy getting a lesson there spending much more time in the water than me so I thought my chances were not that bad
qfmike737
qfmike737
QLD
398 posts
QLD, 398 posts
21 Nov 2006 9:55am
thats what i like about brighton. its alot of beginners body dragging, falling off into the water. I have a dumb way of thinking that there is less chance of me getting taken and more chance someone else is getting taken.
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