Osama Bin Laden is Dead!

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Cassa
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2 May 2011 7:34pm
Good job too , I heard he was heading to Indo to burn his papers and catch a boat to Aus.
How would we have known it was him , if that really was the case, mmmmmmm
They all look the same to me
DUDE
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2 May 2011 9:42pm





one evil bastard down,,one to go
ginger pom
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2 May 2011 9:52pm
petermac33 said...



when 'truth' is presented in a professional way by a man in a suit on the t.v,then it must be true.



whereas if the truth is presented by a socially inadequate twat in a black t shirt, who's never had sex, except with his sister, who's only qualifying grace is that he has access to the internet, time to burn and no ability to discern **** from ****e, then must be true

DUDE
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2 May 2011 9:56pm
"The first casualty of War is Truth"
subasurf
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2 May 2011 8:04pm
Picked up my mate form the airport this morning, just got back from the US.
Looks like he just missed out on one hell of a party...poor bastard.
Mark _australia
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2 May 2011 8:07pm
Any truth to the rumour that Elton John is performing at Osama's funeral - performing "Sandals In The Bin" apparently
tightlines
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2 May 2011 8:07pm
I hear Elton John is going to do a remake of one of his classics for Osama's funeral: to be called Sandals in the Bin.
Mark _australia
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2 May 2011 8:19pm
^^^ fk it must be true, two people on the internet said so!!
bjw
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2 May 2011 10:27pm
No loss,i didn't like him much anyway.
choco
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2 May 2011 10:15pm
They are now reporting that Osama has been buried at sea...hmmm
the gibbo
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2 May 2011 8:49pm
Mark _australia said...

Any truth to the rumour that Elton John is performing at Osama's funeral - performing "Sandals In The Bin" apparently


That is the funniest thing u ever said. Gold

Were the f is Elvis, didnt he die too??
I think they made him into burgers.
Osama will make nice fish food.
DUDE
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2 May 2011 11:24pm
Breaking news: donald trump demands bin laden's death certificate"

In other news, Chuck Norris returns from vacationing in Pakistan.

Mrs. Bin Laden just updated her facebook status to Single/Widowed

✓ Saddam Hussein ✓ Osama Bin Laden ☐ Justin Bieber

"Gadhafi increases his life cover policy.



too soon for jokes ??????????????
evlPanda
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2 May 2011 11:35pm
felixdcat said...

I believe that Osama and "Ahmed the dead terrorist" are one same person! Look on Utube.... lot of similarities![}:)]


Tall guy, middle eastern appearance, beard, lots of followers... I always thought he was a dead ringer for Jesus.
Mark _australia
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2 May 2011 10:02pm
the gibbo said...

Mark _australia said...

Any truth to the rumour that Elton John is performing at Osama's funeral - performing "Sandals In The Bin" apparently


That is the funniest thing u ever said. Gold

Were the f is Elvis, didnt he die too??
I think they made him into burgers.
Osama will make nice fish food.


Sorry
I can't claim it, not my joke. Wish I did think of it though

More:


...at least he got to see Pippa Middleton in that dress before he died

Osama must have had his contact details registered with the sony Playstation database



I wish i could claim those ones too...
nebbian
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2 May 2011 10:10pm
Does anyone else think it strange and sickening... that someone has been deliberately killed and the world's leaders are applauding?

Without a fair trial, without a chance to speak...

We're all just a bunch of savages at heart
pweedas
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2 May 2011 11:29pm
Rules of warfare do not guarantee a fair trial. It's quite acceptable to just shoot the enemy.
It is well known that Bin Laden had declared holy war on America and Western society many times.
He got what was coming to him.
He was just lucky that it took 15 years to catch up with him.

But you are right that as a species we are "savages at heart".
That's the only reason we survived.
If not for that we would have gone the way of the neanderthals who were not quite as savage, mean and nasty as we are.
Flux
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3 May 2011 1:45am
So the whole world seek him out for 10 years rage wars over him as the most wanted terrorist against humanity, finally catch him over a decade later and they chuck him in the ocean leaving not a trace, not 24hrs later?!

COME ON!?

desertyank
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3 May 2011 2:29am
It's NEVER too soon for jokes.....


DUDE said...

Breaking news: donald trump demands bin laden's death certificate"

In other news, Chuck Norris returns from vacationing in Pakistan.

Mrs. Bin Laden just updated her facebook status to Single/Widowed

✓ Saddam Hussein ✓ Osama Bin Laden ☐ Justin Bieber

"Gadhafi increases his life cover policy.



too soon for jokes ??????????????


Little Jon
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3 May 2011 7:38am
ginger pom said...

petermac33 said...



when 'truth' is presented in a professional way by a man in a suit on the t.v,then it must be true.



whereas if the truth is presented by a socially inadequate twat in a black t shirt, who's never had sex, except with his sister, who's only qualifying grace is that he has access to the internet, time to burn and no ability to discern **** from ****e, then must be true




Hey, leave the catholic priesthood out of this, its not fair
petermac33
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3 May 2011 6:31am
have been watching a bit of the theatre,i mean news on the foxtel.

its even on the business channel ffs.

the propaganda,sorry news is mind control.the sheer intensity of the fable reported as gospel by the media is impressive.

not seen such utter tripe in all my life!

are we thick or what?

no video of the body,and the media all but silent on this!

perhaps part of the conditioning process to get us to accept everything without question.

a condition in which certain posters on this thread seem permanently afflicted by.
Mobydisc
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3 May 2011 8:47am
nebbian said...

Does anyone else think it strange and sickening... that someone has been deliberately killed and the world's leaders are applauding?

Without a fair trial, without a chance to speak...

We're all just a bunch of savages at heart


Gillard's public standing just went down another notch yesterday. Just read the CIA's most wanted and then we know what Gillard will be saying.

The ALP's foreign policy is just a continuation of the Liberal/Nats. The only big difference is we don't get big crowds in the streets protesting about the invasions and killings that are "not in my name"

Obama must be as pleased as punch. His 2012 presidential campaign is as good as won now. He has done what Bush in 7 years couldn't. He is a stronger Republican on targeted killing and assassination than any Republican president ever was. Sending in kill teams is the way to go.

It sounds quite fanciful the Americans bury his body to comply with Muslim funeral rituals after they shot him in the head! Perhaps its another round of "Weapons of Mass Destruction".

Osama largely has seen his aims achieved or on the process to being reached. Muslims across the Middle East are rebelling against their secular presidents, sheiks and kings, replacing them with Islamic government. The USA and its allies have spent countless billions of dollars and the blood of thousands of their soldiers in middle east conflicts for little gain.





ka43
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3 May 2011 9:29am
Adolf Hitler was pronounced dead on the same day 66 years ago, coincidence???

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence???
Sailhack
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3 May 2011 9:43am
I'm also a bit concerned about the celebrations of someone's death - isn't this what infuriates many of 'us' about extremist terrorists? ie;their celebration of deaths & murders.

No images...no video......no trial...no sentence...no body.........no logic?! (pm33 has good reason for conspiracy questions I reckon!)
frant
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3 May 2011 10:00am
Skid said...

Apparently there has been a misunderstanding about the 72 virgins.
The news is that the righteous actualy get one 72 year old virgin!


Doesn't really matter whether its 72 virgins or one 72 year old virgin. They stay virgins for the whole time you are there!!!
doggie
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3 May 2011 9:09am
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K Dog
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3 May 2011 11:13am
no body - not dead.......

not like the world hasn't be lied to before *cough - wmd's in Iraq* *cough*
mattyjee
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3 May 2011 9:27am
Maybe the US gov has purposely not shown photos, videos, provided no proof etc... to keep the conspiracy theorists busy and distracted while they go off doing some other dodgy...

Thats what i'd do if i was up to no good and needed to get everyone to look the other way for a bit.
K Dog
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3 May 2011 11:50am
mattyjee said...

Maybe the US gov has purposely not shown photos, videos, provided no proof etc... to keep the conspiracy theorists busy and distracted while they go off doing some other dodgy...

Thats what i'd do if i was up to no good and needed to get everyone to look the other way for a bit.


don't really need to worry about consp theory peeps..... what has ever come from their videos and articles.... nudda...

Nice pic - that looks pretty fun.... hard to avoid trees and people?
felixdcat
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3 May 2011 9:51am
ka43 said...

Adolf Hitler was pronounced dead on the same day 66 years ago, coincidence???

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence???


66 !!!! nearly the number of the beast............. freaky!

R0CKH0PPER
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3 May 2011 9:54am
Pic's or it didn't happen.............................
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