How about we start like this:

Introducing the latest Cabrinha C kite



The Cabrinha Crossbow is bow kite so advanced that it transcends the traditional bow kite category and enters the C kite realm. Stopping short of being a C kite, the Crossbow delivers the type of feel you’d expect from a C kite with the ease of a bow. It feels so much like a C kite so we've decided to call it a C kite even though its a bow, because we're the market leaders so we can call it whatever we want!

My search for straps returned this:

so steve,are u gonna argue with dre. im pretty sure dre wins. dre knows what hes talking about.

Too many exploding heads on this thread I think, time for everyone to take a pill and have a little lie down.

Oh and for the record, I do know Saffer and he has no commercial interest in anything kiteboarding related. Nor do I for that matter, moderating this forum isn't a paid position.