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Mark _australia
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2 May 2012 8:28pm
Chris6791 said...

...and what do you end up with if you start the equation with a total f***?



A lawyer
SP
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4 May 2012 10:56am
Mark _australia said...

SP said...


Mark, is the below equation theoretically correct?




Geez I dunno about theoretical


So its one of those not always true in theory but a good rule of thumb in practice type equations
Mark _australia
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4 May 2012 1:54pm
^^ no, I reckon it happens a fair bit
Bone74
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12 May 2012 2:11pm
Mark do you think flowers is good enough for mothers day present
or should I get something my mum probably won't want
Mark _australia
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12 May 2012 2:34pm
I think if asking about girly stuff there is another forum here you could try

But IMHO the best thing for mothers day is a nice long hug and a kiss......
with somebody else's mother. Then you treat yourself and them.
But for your own mum, flowers would be good
BulldogPup
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12 May 2012 2:57pm
^^^^^
someone else's Mumsy ,,,, hahahaha
Bone74
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12 May 2012 3:12pm
Thanks Mark.
To be honest I only asked so the Mark_Australia would continue and would make you feel wanted again.
Did it work? Haha
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12 May 2012 4:43pm
Gee I can see Mark has good answers to almost everything.
And I thought Julius Sumner Miller was smart, but all he was good at was scientific stuff.
Mark _australia
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12 May 2012 5:55pm
Bone43 said...

Thanks Mark.
To be honest I only asked so the Mark_Australia would continue and would make you feel wanted again.
Did it work? Haha


No - I know I am not wanted
Now go get some of ya mate's mum
Bone74
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12 May 2012 11:37pm
I couldve way back but now she says I'm to old. WTFshe'ss still got 15 on me
bobajob
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13 May 2012 4:01pm
How do I fold a fitted sheet?
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13 May 2012 4:07pm
bobajob said...

How do I fold a fitted sheet?


get a women to do it bitch
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13 May 2012 6:27pm
bobajob said...

How do I fold a fitted sheet?


I got this one Mark, Im sure you are busy at work? Bwahahaha!

Turn two corners inside out, then whilst folding the sheet in half place those inside out corners inside the opposite corners (that are still in the right way), then figure it out from there.

Or go with Chrispy's idea
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13 May 2012 7:17pm
Chris6791 said...

bobajob said...

How do I fold a fitted sheet?


I got this one Mark, Im sure you are busy at work? Bwahahaha!

Turn two corners inside out, then whilst folding the sheet in half place those inside out corners inside the opposite corners (that are still in the right way), then figure it out from there.

Or go with Chrispy's idea


I was about to say it is impossible.
You will make somebody a great wife one day
ockanui
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13 May 2012 9:38pm
Heh Mark,
see your avatar... if you stick your finger up your nose and through your eye socket does the other eye have to look in the same direction as the way your finger is pointing? I just tried it with both eyes now and can only see a little to type and now I just have a headache, thanks
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13 May 2012 7:42pm
bobajob said...

How do I fold a fitted sheet?


I don't. Full stop.

On the rare occasion I take them off the line, I just loosely screw it up in a ball. I can't get in trouble - after all, I am bringing the washing in
Mark _australia
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13 May 2012 8:51pm
ockanui said...

Heh Mark,
see your avatar... if you stick your finger up your nose and through your eye socket does the other eye have to look in the same direction as the way your finger is pointing? I just tried it with both eyes now and can only see a little to type and now I just have a headache, thanks


You stuck a finger up your nose and out BOTH eyes and wonder why you have a headache?

Zachery
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13 May 2012 9:03pm
What is twitter?
I thought it was the spot halfway between the tw*t and the **ter but someone said it had something to do with a computer!!
bobajob
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13 May 2012 11:13pm
GPA said...

bobajob said...

How do I fold a fitted sheet?


I don't. Full stop.

On the rare occasion I take them off the line, I just loosely screw it up in a ball. I can't get in trouble - after all, I am bringing the washing in


Yep, thats pretty much me. But while I was taking it off the line, the question hit me and I knew this was the first place to come for answers!
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13 May 2012 11:07pm
Mark _australia said...

Chris6791 said...

bobajob said...

How do I fold a fitted sheet?


I got this one Mark, Im sure you are busy at work? Bwahahaha!

Turn two corners inside out, then whilst folding the sheet in half place those inside out corners inside the opposite corners (that are still in the right way), then figure it out from there.

Or go with Chrispy's idea


I was about to say it is impossible.
You will make somebody a great wife one day


I've heard that somewhere before
pweedas
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14 May 2012 1:12pm
Mark!! I've overdosed on coffee. What can I doooooo..?
Help me obione kenobi.. You're my last hope.!
{edit} and don't say 'join the mormons'.
Mark _australia
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14 May 2012 2:22pm
Pwee it is a stimulant so an overdose could be dangerous. You need a downer ...... so drink alcohol or smoke pot until you are back to normal
pweedas
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14 May 2012 2:50pm
Thanks but I'm ok now.
It went away all by iteslf when I went for a swim.
BIG waves.
doggie
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doggie doggie
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14 May 2012 2:56pm
pweedas said...

Thanks but I'm ok now.
It went away all by iteslf when I went for a swim.
BIG waves.


Very big swell atm
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