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evlPanda
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26 Apr 2012 1:13pm
If Earth is billions of years old why is it only 2012?
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26 Apr 2012 12:12pm
Mark _australia said...

doggie said...

Mark, how come you spell Australia with a little a?




Typo. Still struggling with the typing thing that is plugged into that box that gets me on the interwebs.

I feel ashamed.


Its ok, my shift button isnt working that well either
Scotty88
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26 Apr 2012 12:22pm
doggie said...

Mark _australia said...

doggie said...

Mark, how come you spell Australia with a little a?




Typo. Still struggling with the typing thing that is plugged into that box that gets me on the interwebs.

I feel ashamed.


Its ok, my shift button isnt working that well either


How come you left the apostrophe out of isn't ?
doggie
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26 Apr 2012 12:33pm
Scotty88 said...

doggie said...

Mark _australia said...

doggie said...

Mark, how come you spell Australia with a little a?




Typo. Still struggling with the typing thing that is plugged into that box that gets me on the interwebs.

I feel ashamed.


Its ok, my shift button isnt working that well either


How come you left the apostrophe out of isn't ?


Cos I dont like to punchuate
GreenPat
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26 Apr 2012 2:34pm
Mark _australia said...

I don't knoooowwww


Damn, I thought you had all the answers.

Just in case, if I'm evaluating some wireframes against a geological model in a software package that evaluates a topography percentage when wireframe volume falls outside the model, could I use the inverse of that percentage to get the same dilution as is calculated by a partial cell evaluation in a different package?
Scotty88
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26 Apr 2012 12:40pm
GreenPat said...

Mark _australia said...

I don't knoooowwww


Damn, I thought you had all the answers.

Just in case, if I'm evaluating some wireframes against a geological model in a software package that evaluates a topography percentage when wireframe volume falls outside the model, could I use the inverse of that percentage to get the same dilution as is calculated by a partial cell evaluation in a different package?


Of course you can Pat
Stop asking silly questions
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26 Apr 2012 12:49pm
Scotty88 said...

GreenPat said...

Mark _australia said...

I don't knoooowwww


Damn, I thought you had all the answers.

Just in case, if I'm evaluating some wireframes against a geological model in a software package that evaluates a topography percentage when wireframe volume falls outside the model, could I use the inverse of that percentage to get the same dilution as is calculated by a partial cell evaluation in a different package?


Of course you can Pat
Stop asking silly questions



Only if its the same type, c,mon next one
GreenPat
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26 Apr 2012 3:00pm
Hey, I thought this was ask Mark, not ask Scotty and Doggie.
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26 Apr 2012 1:04pm
GreenPat said...

Hey, I thought this was ask Mark, not ask Scotty and Doggie.


He is on the can, we can help
Mark _australia
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26 Apr 2012 1:10pm
GreenPat said...
I'm evaluating some wireframes against a geological model in a software package that evaluates a topography percentage when wireframe volume falls outside the model, could I use the inverse of that percentage to get the same dilution as is calculated by a partial cell evaluation in a different package?


I think you have become overly reliant upon modelling software and need to go back to pen and paper.
Can't be that hard.

EDIT: WTF kinda planet are you from anyway. English, please.
Squid Lips
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26 Apr 2012 1:47pm
Can you draw a line consisting of 4 straight segments which pass through all 9 dots in the image below, without lifting the pen or retracing any part of the line?



Mark _australia
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26 Apr 2012 1:53pm
^^ Yes.
Cos you didn't say I couldn't run off the edge
Mark _australia
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26 Apr 2012 1:54pm
doggie said...

GreenPat said...

Hey, I thought this was ask Mark, not ask Scotty and Doggie.


He is on the can, we can help


Oh that was you in the next cubicle.
Nath can you please not do that thing with the hole in the wall anymore
busterwa
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26 Apr 2012 1:57pm
Should the U.S. switch to the metric system?
Squid Lips
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26 Apr 2012 2:00pm
Ok, too easy..

How about, why does the guy I share a cubilce with at work need to burp (sometimes loudly) at least a few times an hour every day and think this is a normal part of office etiquitte?
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26 Apr 2012 2:23pm
Mark _australia said...

doggie said...

GreenPat said...

Hey, I thought this was ask Mark, not ask Scotty and Doggie.


He is on the can, we can help


Oh that was you in the next cubicle.
Nath can you please not do that thing with the hole in the wall anymore


Not my fault, you put it there!!
Mark _australia
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26 Apr 2012 7:28pm
Squid Lips said...

Ok, too easy..

How about, why does the guy I share a cubilce with at work need to burp (sometimes loudly) at least a few times an hour every day and think this is a normal part of office etiquitte?


Well like farts - if you hold farts in, they travel up your spine to your brain, and that is where sh!t ideas come from.
A burp is just gas that has not moved far enough down to become a fart - but it will eventually.

He is shortcutting the whole cycle and letting it out early so it is a good thing at work cos he won't have sh!t edeas.

DUDE
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26 Apr 2012 9:39pm
Mark..

If I get a large envelope and put my address on the front,then as the return address put the same,when it arrives and I put "not at this address,return to sender".

How long can I keep doing this?

Mark _australia
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26 Apr 2012 7:54pm
DUDE said...

Mark..

If I get a large envelope and put my address on the front,then as the return address put the same,when it arrives and I put "not at this address,return to sender".

How long can I keep doing this?




Longer than you can with a small envelope as there is more space to repeatedly right "return to sender"

Or until the delivery person goes postal on ya (groan...)
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26 Apr 2012 7:56pm
busterwa said...

Should the U.S. switch to the metric system?


Based on the way they butcher the English language, probably not.

DUDE
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26 Apr 2012 10:12pm
Mark...

If cats always land on their feet when dropped from a height.....

What would be the outcome be if I super glue two cats together with all feet joined,tie a rope to each tail and toss from a roof?
Would they just keep spinning?

Since Lions are also cats and I tried the same thing...

Where the **** did I get the Lions from?




And yes its a joke.... no cats, lions or lamas were hurt in the above question...
Mark _australia
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26 Apr 2012 8:57pm
DUDE said...

Mark...

If cats always land on their feet when dropped from a height.....

What would be the outcome be if I super glue two cats together with all feet joined,tie a rope to each tail and toss from a roof?
Would they just keep spinning?

Since Lions are also cats and I tried the same thing...

Where the **** did I get the Lions from?




And yes its a joke.... no cats, lions or lamas were hurt in the above question...



You hang out with Flysurfer much?
Bone74
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30 Apr 2012 9:48pm
Mark,
if my sister inlaw knows I don't like her
do I still gave to prentend to?
felixdcat
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1 May 2012 12:20pm
DUDE said...

Mark...

If cats always land on their feet when dropped from a height.....

What would be the outcome be if I super glue two cats together with all feet joined,tie a rope to each tail and toss from a roof?
Would they just keep spinning?

Since Lions are also cats and I tried the same thing...

Where the **** did I get the Lions from?




And yes its a joke.... no cats, lions or lamas were hurt in the above question...



A bit like that???



DUDE
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2 May 2012 8:29pm
Why Mark ...
Why....

Do I often hear blokes state....
"that they would give up their left nut for........."

Why the left one?
Why not the right?
Why?
sn
sn
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sn sn
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2 May 2012 6:35pm
Left one hangs lower?
Mark _australia
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2 May 2012 6:45pm
DUDE said...

Why Mark ...
Why....

Do I often hear blokes state....
"that they would give up their left nut for........."

Why the left one?
Why not the right?
Why?



Because nobody likes socialist nuts........
SP
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2 May 2012 7:48pm

Mark, is the below equation theoretically correct?



Chris6791
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2 May 2012 7:58pm
...and what do you end up with if you start the equation with a total f***?
Mark _australia
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2 May 2012 8:28pm
SP said...


Mark, is the below equation theoretically correct?




Geez I dunno about theoretical
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