Gay Marriage ............ Anyone?

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BulldogPup
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5 Dec 2011 12:22pm
felixdcat said...

jsnfok said...

marraige is based on God, a promise to your wife or husband and God is a witness to it, the pratice of homosexuality is forbidden, homosexuality used to be ILLEGAL.
Man doesnt stopped becoming depraved, man becomes more and more depraved, whats next adult/child relationships, legalised pedifilia, you may say yea what ever but its happening...

theres no such thing as a marriage without God, its not complete, Marriage has principles, morals, and love, all based on the attributes of God, not a monkey, or fish...

as for gay marriage, i say no

Define god!
The great spaghetti monster
Allah
Buddha
Jehovah
mr Moon
Ganesh
Jesus
Chtuhltu
Satan
........ (fill the dots)



....Bob Katter
....Barnaby Joyce
....Tony Abbott
....Colin Barnett
....Robert Mugabe
BulldogPup
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5 Dec 2011 12:23pm
log man said...

poor relative said...

jsnfok said...

marraige is based on God, a promise to your wife or husband and God is a witness to it, the pratice of homosexuality is forbidden, homosexuality used to be ILLEGAL.
Man doesnt stopped becoming depraved, man becomes more and more depraved, whats next adult/child relationships, legalised pedifilia, you may say yea what ever but its happening...

theres no such thing as a marriage without God, its not complete, Marriage has principles, morals, and love, all based on the attributes of God, not a monkey, or fish...

as for gay marriage, i say no


God was a homosexual.



Faggod!



oh loggy - what have you done?
doggie
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5 Dec 2011 12:28pm
Carantoc said...

log man said...

Gay marriage........ are we all for it, or ???????


Doesn't really bother me.

If Laurie wants to join the kitesurf forum and SUP forum together to simplify the site then that is his decision


.... oh wait, that is what you are talking about isn't it ?


Thats some funny shiz mate
evlPanda
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5 Dec 2011 3:36pm
Deuteronomy 22:13-21 said...

A marriage shall be considered valid only if the wife is a virgin. If the wife is not a virgin, she shall be executed


I think we can stop now.
evlPanda
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5 Dec 2011 3:39pm

jsnfok said...

marraige is based on God, a promise to your wife or husband and God is a witness to it, the pratice of homosexuality is forbidden, homosexuality used to be ILLEGAL.

Man doesnt stopped becoming depraved, man becomes more and more depraved, whats next adult/child relationships, legalised pedifilia, you may say yea what ever but its happening...


Especially in the Catholic Church.

(yeah I kinda hate them)

I don't mind the big J though, even as a nihilist.
rod_bunny
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5 Dec 2011 12:39pm
log man said...

I know I post this guys stuff all the time...... but what the **** it beats youtube vids. Geoff Lemon for PM....... heathenscripture.wordpress.com/2011/08/22/joyce-katter-devine-last-bastion-against-the-gaypocalypse/


For this who cant be arsed to read it... partial edit

Which brings us to the crux of the whole issue - the perplexing question of why anyone would need to oppose it in the first place.

It's frustrating. Argue against that opposition, and you're tagged as an 'advocate'. I don't advocate gay marriage any more than I advocate eating potato salad for breakfast. I just think it makes zero sense for other people to campaign against it. What the f**k do you care? Eat your cornflakes and shut your stupid-hole.

The argument, it seems, is that by eating something else, other people compromise Barnaby Joyce's fundamental concept of breakfast. Joyce & Co. have an idea of what breakfast is - toast, cereal, glass of orange juice, perhaps - and different configurations, however remote, threaten its very breakfastness.



What someone "eats for breakfast" has zero impact on you and yours, so why do you give a f**k?
Woodo
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5 Dec 2011 12:44pm
japie said...

(I have some funny ideas about sex. This weekend we had a stripper at the works do. When she arrived I quietly absented myself.)



I always try to get front row when there is a stripper. You don't want to miss out when it comes time to hand out the fruit and veg.
BulldogPup
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5 Dec 2011 12:47pm
Woodo said...

japie said...

(I have some funny ideas about sex. This weekend we had a stripper at the works do. When she arrived I quietly absented myself.)



I always try to get front row when there is a stripper. You don't want to miss out when it comes time to hand out the fruit and veg.


hhaaaaaaaaa - !!!!!!
Ados
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5 Dec 2011 1:30pm
jsnfok said...

marraige is based on God, a promise to your wife or husband and God is a witness to it, the pratice of homosexuality is forbidden, homosexuality used to be ILLEGAL.
Man doesnt stopped becoming depraved, man becomes more and more depraved, whats next adult/child relationships, legalised pedifilia, you may say yea what ever but its happening...

theres no such thing as a marriage without God, its not complete, Marriage has principles, morals, and love, all based on the attributes of God, not a monkey, or fish...

as for gay marriage, i say no


Hope you haven't bred yet

felixdcat
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5 Dec 2011 1:35pm
BulldogPup said...

Woodo said...

japie said...

(I have some funny ideas about sex. This weekend we had a stripper at the works do. When she arrived I quietly absented myself.)



I always try to get front row when there is a stripper. You don't want to miss out when it comes time to hand out the fruit and veg.


hhaaaaaaaaa - !!!!!!


You are a sick bastard..... Don't you know that playing with yourself makes baby Jesus cry?????
BulldogPup
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5 Dec 2011 1:42pm
Blind too - 5hit where's me glasses
stringer
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5 Dec 2011 1:50pm
wrong forum, mods please move to kiting forum pls.

but in all seriousness i suggested to my wife the other day that opening up the rights of gays to marriage will see our shores swamped with boat loads of homo's wanting to marry. She said, "Yeah, but at least they will all be on sunseeker yachts!"



Hiko
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5 Dec 2011 1:56pm
I guess in some very minority of cases it maybe could be sorta optional as long as they didnt call it marriage sheeeesh what am I saying
What freaks me out is if they made it compulsory
Squid Lips
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5 Dec 2011 2:00pm
log man said...

I know I post this guys stuff all the time...... but what the **** it beats youtube vids. Geoff Lemon for PM....... heathenscripture.wordpress.com/2011/08/22/joyce-katter-devine-last-bastion-against-the-gaypocalypse/


That was a great read, funny stuff and spot on.
choco
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5 Dec 2011 4:37pm
Next they'll be wanting to marry horse's donkey's and dogs
doggie
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5 Dec 2011 2:30pm
choco said...

Next they'll be wanting to marry horse's donkey's and dogs


Im ok thanks, back to the show
log man
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5 Dec 2011 5:39pm
Woodo said...

japie said...

(I have some funny ideas about sex. This weekend we had a stripper at the works do. When she arrived I quietly absented myself.)



I always try to get front row when there is a stripper. You don't want to miss out when it comes time to hand out the fruit and veg.


Woodo,Woodo,Woodo....... you silly man you've mistaken "Stripper" for "green Grocer"
log man
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5 Dec 2011 5:41pm
BulldogPup said...

log man said...

poor relative said...

jsnfok said...

marraige is based on God, a promise to your wife or husband and God is a witness to it, the pratice of homosexuality is forbidden, homosexuality used to be ILLEGAL.
Man doesnt stopped becoming depraved, man becomes more and more depraved, whats next adult/child relationships, legalised pedifilia, you may say yea what ever but its happening...

theres no such thing as a marriage without God, its not complete, Marriage has principles, morals, and love, all based on the attributes of God, not a monkey, or fish...

as for gay marriage, i say no


God was a homosexual.



Faggod!



oh loggy - what have you done?

Lucky Elbeau isn't around, he'd dob me in............. to the Spanish Inquisition!
BulldogPup
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5 Dec 2011 2:43pm
Carantoc
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5 Dec 2011 2:50pm
Don't worry about it, it won't work anyway.

Just imagine :

If BulldogPup married Felixdcat he would be BulldogCat
If SomeotherGuy married Mr. No-one he would become SomeotherNo-one
If Getfunky married nightmonkey he would become Funkymonkey
If evlPanda married Poor relative he would become evlRelative
If Aldolf married kiteboy Dave we would have Adolf Dave
If Doggie married Skid he would be Doggie Skid

Woodo
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5 Dec 2011 2:52pm
log man said...

Woodo said...

japie said...

(I have some funny ideas about sex. This weekend we had a stripper at the works do. When she arrived I quietly absented myself.)



I always try to get front row when there is a stripper. You don't want to miss out when it comes time to hand out the fruit and veg.


Woodo,Woodo,Woodo....... you silly man you've mistaken "Stripper" for "green Grocer"


Haha! Green fingers
doggie
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5 Dec 2011 2:56pm
Carantoc said...

Don't worry about it, it won't work anyway.

Just imagine :

If BulldogPup married Felixdcat he would be BulldogCat
If SomeotherGuy married Mr. No-one he would become SomeotherNo-one
If Getfunky married nightmonkey he would become Funkymonkey
If evlPanda married Poor relative he would become evlRelative
If Aldolf married kiteboy Dave we would have Adolf Dave
If Doggie married Skid he would be Doggie Skid




Evil Relative is the best out of that lot!!
BulldogPup
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5 Dec 2011 3:03pm
Carantoc said...

Don't worry about it, it won't work anyway.

Just imagine :

If BulldogPup married Felixdcat he would be BulldogCat
If SomeotherGuy married Mr. No-one he would become SomeotherNo-one
If Getfunky married nightmonkey he would become Funkymonkey
If evlPanda married Poor relative he would become evlRelative
If Aldolf married kiteboy Dave we would have Adolf Dave
If Doggie married Skid he would be Doggie Skid




.... and just to expand one steppie further .... if doggie married Skid then had a Aust govt sanctioned 3-way marriage plus MarkAust ------that would equal Doggieskidmark

Disclaimer: no offence meant to all affected married parties
Gunna1
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5 Dec 2011 4:03pm
We can debate this and other issues until the cows come home. What concerns me more than anything is the fact that, even though we live in a "Democracy" this Government has gone against all the popular opinion in numerous polls and surveys on this subject, as well as Immigration, Nuclear Power, Mining Tax, Resource tax and whole lot more. Oxford Dictionary - Democracy = Government by the whole people of a country! I am no Rhodes scholar, however I think I am smart enough to make informed decisions and I credit the majority of Aussies with same ability however our thoughts are being railroaded by a vocal minority with vested interests.
Dazza65
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5 Dec 2011 6:33pm
Gunna1 said...
our thoughts are being railroaded by a vocal minority with vested interests.


Spot on Gunna! Look at the lame wank, spank and thank fest that the ALP had on the weekend. No focus on the real issues that are effecting most Aussies. Just pandering to minorities and those issues the real PM Bob Brown had on his personal agenda!
log man
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5 Dec 2011 7:54pm
Gunna1 said...

We can debate this and other issues until the cows come home. What concerns me more than anything is the fact that, even though we live in a "Democracy" this Government has gone against all the popular opinion in numerous polls and surveys on this subject, as well as Immigration, Nuclear Power, Mining Tax, Resource tax and whole lot more. Oxford Dictionary - Democracy = Government by the whole people of a country! I am no Rhodes scholar, however I think I am smart enough to make informed decisions and I credit the majority of Aussies with same ability however our thoughts are being railroaded by a vocal minority with vested interests.


Try looking up representative democracy......... that's what we have. We elect a government and they make decisions on our behalf . Or try looking up Gunnamocracy . Thats where you get exactly what you want no matter how loony it is. And by the way I don't think popular opinion would be on your side on ANY of those topics
doggie
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5 Dec 2011 4:56pm
Dazza65 said...

Gunna1 said...
our thoughts are being railroaded by a vocal minority with vested interests.


Spot on Gunna! Look at the lame wank, spank and thank fest that the ALP had on the weekend. No focus on the real issues that are effecting most Aussies. Just pandering to minorities and those issues the real PM Bob Brown had on his personal agenda!


Vote gathering [}:)]
Skid
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5 Dec 2011 6:58pm
BulldogPup said...

Carantoc said...

Don't worry about it, it won't work anyway.

Just imagine :

If BulldogPup married Felixdcat he would be BulldogCat
If SomeotherGuy married Mr. No-one he would become SomeotherNo-one
If Getfunky married nightmonkey he would become Funkymonkey
If evlPanda married Poor relative he would become evlRelative
If Aldolf married kiteboy Dave we would have Adolf Dave
If Doggie married Skid he would be Doggie Skid




.... and just to expand one steppie further .... if doggie married Skid then had a Aust govt sanctioned 3-way marriage plus MarkAust ------that would equal Doggieskidmark

Disclaimer: no offence meant to all affected married parties


No offence taken (green thumb for your contribution)

By the way, my last name is Marks
doggie
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5 Dec 2011 5:00pm
Skid said...

BulldogPup said...

Carantoc said...

Don't worry about it, it won't work anyway.

Just imagine :

If BulldogPup married Felixdcat he would be BulldogCat
If SomeotherGuy married Mr. No-one he would become SomeotherNo-one
If Getfunky married nightmonkey he would become Funkymonkey
If evlPanda married Poor relative he would become evlRelative
If Aldolf married kiteboy Dave we would have Adolf Dave
If Doggie married Skid he would be Doggie Skid




.... and just to expand one steppie further .... if doggie married Skid then had a Aust govt sanctioned 3-way marriage plus MarkAust ------that would equal Doggieskidmark

Disclaimer: no offence meant to all affected married parties


No offence taken (green thumb for your contribution)

By the way, my last name is Marks


Lol
BulldogPup
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5 Dec 2011 5:02pm
Skid said...

BulldogPup said...

Carantoc said...

Don't worry about it, it won't work anyway.

Just imagine :

If BulldogPup married Felixdcat he would be BulldogCat
If SomeotherGuy married Mr. No-one he would become SomeotherNo-one
If Getfunky married nightmonkey he would become Funkymonkey
If evlPanda married Poor relative he would become evlRelative
If Aldolf married kiteboy Dave we would have Adolf Dave
If Doggie married Skid he would be Doggie Skid




.... and just to expand one steppie further .... if doggie married Skid then had a Aust govt sanctioned 3-way marriage plus MarkAust ------that would equal Doggieskidmark

Disclaimer: no offence meant to all affected married parties


No offence taken (green thumb for your contribution)

By the way, my last name is Marks


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