eppo said...
So even the guy with the budgy smugglers and weird hat, in a non for profit organisation can issue a fine. (They do an important job of course, dont get me wrong).
I was at city Beach last season
Two little kids, no older than 8
One on a foamy
One on a beat up ol glass board
Were playing together in the 1 foot wind swell between the flags
There was no one else anywhere near them
There wasn't even anyone else in the flagged area
Captain Muppet comes down to the water
And barks at the kid with the glass board
Ordering him out of the flags
I interjected
Explaining that it was probably safer for the kid to play between the flags
When captain Muppet beat his chest and proclaimed he was actually patrol captain Muppet and this was his beach and the kid was a danger to others.
Surflifesaving can go suck a fat one