curac said..
you guys are stalkers


True story.
1993 PWA Tenerife. Natalie Simon is there and one of the guys from Dublin that I met there is a big fan of hers. I think she is even prettier in the flesh. One day he comes out of a supermarket all excited - "Natalie Simon is in there!". So the guys help him brush up on his French " Hello Natalie - I am a big fan of yours. I was wondering if I could have your autograph?"
So he's waiting and the girl comes out talking to another girl, and he starts "Bonjour Natalie - Je suis un grand fan de la vôtre. Je me......
He was so busy concentrating on his speech that he realised seconds after she turned around that it wasn't Natalie. At that stage he was in too deep so he had to continue and she gave him her autograph. She was one of the other pro sailors. She joined her boyfriend who had been sitting on a shop window sill and they all walked off having a good laugh.
Few days later we were sitting with some girls we met and one of them asked "What's your best chat-up line?"
All but one of us chorused "Bonjour Natalie....."