Combining all the worst parts of.....
In gods hands,Blue crush,North shore and surf ninja;s must die.
"the official beer garden experiment movie"
The early reveiws....
" Hearing about this movie was enough to make me seek asylum in a 3rd world country"-J.Assange
"I thought this movie was going to be about "waterboarding",Wonder if Gitmo has a spare room"-D.Hicks
"A bit to much latent homosexuality for my liking"-J.Cleary
"I watched the first two minutes and turned into a asshole".K.Sandilands
Edit- "I was already an asshole prior to seeing the movie:"-K.Sandilands
"Is that "pup" in the movie?,pup call me,we need to discuss this rash I have"-Rhonda Rottenbox
"I saw the promo for the movie and decided that school was the future,haven't been late since"-Jeff Spicoli
"You guys define the term "kook" perfectly"-K.R.Slater
"If the government says Yes,them I'm against it.Stop the boats....Has anyone done a check on that Ted the kiwi guy?"-T.Abbott
"I'm stunned,absolutely speechless"-O.B.Laden
"I'll be watching my favorite show, the shire "-Scotty88
"Please explain"-P.Hanson
"You guys are my reason for being,rock on"-J.Bieber
"DUDEs not here,man!"-chong & cheech
"Pup,Call us,we can make our own movie"-Rhonda Rottenbox & Fat Agnes

Inspired by DC.Green....Should cover the legal side of things.