the official beer garden experiment movie

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BulldogPup
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22 Aug 2012 3:33pm
cheers Curls ... wooop wooop woooop
CMC
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22 Aug 2012 5:33pm
I'm thinking that Crispy should introduce the movie by talking about what surfing means to him, his life, his friends etc. He explains how a joke idea for a board became a concept and how likeminded people in many cases with nothing more in common than surfing itself wanted to be part of the project.

He goes on to say that Steve Del Rosso the same as everyone else simply wanted to contribute to the idea. This is the segue to the design and shaping scene.

It's less about an actual surfboard but more of physical representation of friendship and the connection people have via their love of surfing and the ocean. The board travels from one person to the next and each explains what surfing has done for them, any interesting stories, surf travel etc etc.

It's a love story

chrispychru
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22 Aug 2012 5:36pm
WOW just went through the trial board footage. was just checking for how much the contour camera picks up and from where i should set it(there is no view finder)
well its already looking good boys.
chrispychru
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22 Aug 2012 5:40pm
CMC said...

I'm thinking that Crispy should introduce the movie by talking about what surfing means to him, his life, his friends etc. He explains how a joke idea for a board became a concept and how likeminded people in many cases with nothing more in common than surfing itself wanted to be part of the project.

He goes on to say that Steve Del Rosso the same as everyone else simply wanted to contribute to the idea. This is the segue to the design and shaping scene.

It's less about an actual surfboard but more of physical representation of friendship and the connection people have via their love of surfing and the ocean. The board travels from one person to the next and each explains what surfing has done for them, any interesting stories, surf travel etc etc.

It's a love story



well thats what i would want from it and judging buy the amount of green its seems like a good idea.

one problem with me talking is that i wont stop
i will video my son and i will talk,just like a bruce lee movie
CMC
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22 Aug 2012 5:46pm
chrispychru said...

CMC said...

I'm thinking that Crispy should introduce the movie by talking about what surfing means to him, his life, his friends etc. He explains how a joke idea for a board became a concept and how likeminded people in many cases with nothing more in common than surfing itself wanted to be part of the project.

He goes on to say that Steve Del Rosso the same as everyone else simply wanted to contribute to the idea. This is the segue to the design and shaping scene.

It's less about an actual surfboard but more of physical representation of friendship and the connection people have via their love of surfing and the ocean. The board travels from one person to the next and each explains what surfing has done for them, any interesting stories, surf travel etc etc.

It's a love story



well thats what i would want from it and judging buy the amount of green its seems like a good idea.

one problem with me talking is that i wont stop
i will video my son and i will talk,just like a bruce lee movie



That's why you need someone to edit the footage or the movie could go on for 7 hours
asea
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22 Aug 2012 5:47pm
cmc sounds good
obct
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22 Aug 2012 6:16pm
chrispychru said...

^^^you are the DUDE oh am going through some test footage of a board being shaped today in preparation for the beer garden board being started next week

any ideas for the opening of the movie? obct/dude any great moments of screenwriting come to mind?



How about an opening seen like this.

The image

Looking out from an empty point as the first caress of the morning rays torment the lingering clouds. Oby rises from his slumbers and greets his scrotal sack with the first caress of his forefinger.


There on the beach lies the dude, one arm lovingly draped across the beergarden board the other clenched near his mouth with only the thumb protruding into it. His body glistens is the morning rays from his nightly drooling, the air is tinged with the sent of flatulence, reminiscent of a felafel with too much cumin.

Oby speaks

“Fk'n good surf mate, ow wus the arvo sesh”

The dude replies

Cn'oath mate, fk'n good, you wanna take er out”





What do you think? Is it starting to take shape?

Perhaps it could do with a bit of refinement?

CMC
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22 Aug 2012 6:20pm
obct said...

chrispychru said...

^^^you are the DUDE oh am going through some test footage of a board being shaped today in preparation for the beer garden board being started next week

any ideas for the opening of the movie? obct/dude any great moments of screenwriting come to mind?



How about an opening seen like this.

The image

Looking out from an empty point as the first caress of the morning rays torment the lingering clouds. Oby rises from his slumbers and greets his scrotal sack with the first caress of his forefinger.


There on the beach lies the dude, one arm lovingly draped across the beergarden board the other clenched near his mouth with only the thumb protruding into it. His body glistens is the morning rays from his nightly drooling, the air is tinged with the sent of flatulence, reminiscent of a felafel with too much cumin.

Oby speaks

“Fk'n good surf mate, ow wus the arvo sesh”

The dude replies

Cn'oath mate, fk'n good, you wanna take er out”





What do you think? Is it starting to take shape?

Perhaps it could do with a bit of refinement?




What would each be wearing? Loin cloths?
BulldogPup
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22 Aug 2012 4:43pm
if it's the DUDE you refer to CM - he'd be wearing nothin'
Lfish
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22 Aug 2012 5:10pm
I'm thinkin' something like the start of "2001 a Space Odyssey"

"2012 a Beer Garden Experiment"

A couple of Apes find they can use anything laying around to use as weapons...."THE BOARD appears"

Oh well....it's a start.

Just have to see who fits the bill as the Apes.....

Over to you guys.....
asea
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22 Aug 2012 8:06pm
Lfish said...

I'm thinkin' something like the start of "2001 a Space Odyssey"

"2012 a Beer Garden Experiment"

A couple of Apes find they can use anything laying around to use as weapons...."THE BOARD appears"

Oh well....it's a start.

Just have to see who fits the bill as the Apes.....

Over to you guys.....


APE, MAC where are you
BulldogPup
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22 Aug 2012 6:13pm
^^^^
You are going to get smashed and or smoked young man
asea
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22 Aug 2012 8:19pm
^^^^so are you with that big smile mac is watching over you to see if you have the credentials of being TOPDOG
BulldogPup
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22 Aug 2012 6:27pm
mate we're all in the shiz the way we've run amok since he pissed off and left us behind geez ....
Top Dawg ???? fark that , you blokes are farken mad , farken serious issues - it's all Macs
asea
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22 Aug 2012 8:29pm
he's not returning you blokes are uncontrollable,he's fkd he doesn't know how to restore the room
BulldogPup
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22 Aug 2012 6:35pm
shiz - he'll come back he can't function without us
asea
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22 Aug 2012 8:38pm
BulldogPup said...

shiz - he'll come back he can't function without us


yeh thats what i reckon as well,when he returns he;ll be giving his pupils a big spray
BulldogPup
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22 Aug 2012 6:45pm
oh shiz I'm farked I failed miserably I've defected to the Goddard camp I didn't collect enough piss in beer fines for the movie-goers Asea is posting up 3 times as much and wreaking havoc rattling the cocky's cages geez I'm in the farken shiz

Oh by the way you copped another beer fine for sledging the Prez - thats 42 cans so far mate
asea
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22 Aug 2012 8:46pm
^^^you both can go and get fkd
chrispychru
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22 Aug 2012 8:50pm
asea said...

^^^you both can go and get fkd


asea
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22 Aug 2012 8:50pm
Sorry prez don't know what happened to me i take it all back
BulldogPup
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22 Aug 2012 6:51pm
asea said...

^^^you both can go and get fkd


Ka-Ching ..... and thats another beer fine , a 6-pack for sledging BOTH prez's - that makes it an even 2 cartons of the finest beer your MUA coin can buy my friend
asea
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22 Aug 2012 8:54pm
Thanks for the entertainment i have just retired 2500 posts of crap
BulldogPup
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22 Aug 2012 6:58pm
hang on mate I'm just checking the Prez's rules on Retiring without his permission - I think it's an automatic 6-pack beer fine , I'll get back to you directly champ

BulldogPup
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22 Aug 2012 7:01pm
fark it I can't find the book he left me ... so I got on the Prezphone and he said "fark Asea that monkey it's a farken fine ... clunk" ..... that makes it 48 cans
Simondo
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22 Aug 2012 9:05pm
Good work boys, and Asea, for 2500.
Can't wait to see the end product. Hoping to get some smoking footage from around here. I'm hoping to get water footage, and beach footage. Plus I have at least a half dozen stills that capture the scene down here. I can do 40 seconds of voice-over for the associated stills. Trying to keep it short and sweet!
BulldogPup
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22 Aug 2012 7:07pm
Simondo said...

Good work boys, and Asea, for 2500.
Can't wait to see the end product. Hoping to get some smoking footage from around here. I'm hoping to get water footage, and beach footage. Plus I have at least a half dozen stills that capture the scene down here. I can do 40 seconds of voice-over for the associated stills. Trying to keep it short and sweet!


Thats a beer fine for congratulating the vice-prez on 2500 posts of self admitted shiz 6-pack of beer young Simgromdo
DUDE
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22 Aug 2012 9:28pm
obct said...

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How about an opening seen like this.

The image


There on the beach lies the dude, one arm lovingly draped across the beergarden board the other clenched near his mouth with only the thumb protruding into it. His body glistens is the morning rays from his nightly drooling, the air is tinged with the sent of flatulence, reminiscent of a felafel with too much cumin.





That opening was captured years ago....see below.




62mac
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22 Aug 2012 8:24pm
asea said...


APE, MAC where are you


Here mate just got back from the hills

CMC has a great idea

obct should be in the film industry
obct
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22 Aug 2012 10:38pm
Does anyone know if the following would be possible in the editing?

You've got the camera mounted on the board, and rather than take it of after a sesh, you keep it on as you put the board on the roof, obviously with the cam upside down, and you drive to the next beach with the cam running.

You then get the upside down footage, and edit it so it's the right way up, speed it up and show the journey from one break to another.

Is that doable?



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