chrispychru said...^^^you are the DUDE

oh am going through some test footage of a board being shaped today in preparation for the beer garden board being started next week

any ideas for the opening of the movie? obct/dude any great moments of screenwriting come to mind?

How about an opening seen like this.
The image
Looking out from an empty point as the first caress of the morning rays torment the lingering clouds. Oby rises from his slumbers and greets his scrotal sack with the first caress of his forefinger.
There on the beach lies the dude, one arm lovingly draped across the beergarden board the other clenched near his mouth with only the thumb protruding into it. His body glistens is the morning rays from his nightly drooling, the air is tinged with the sent of flatulence, reminiscent of a felafel with too much cumin.
Oby speaks
“Fk'n good surf mate, ow wus the arvo sesh”
The dude replies
Cn'oath mate, fk'n good, you wanna take er out”
What do you think? Is it starting to take shape?

Perhaps it could do with a bit of refinement?