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laceys lane
laceys lane
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27 May 2012 2:28pm
62mac said...

Where were you Lacey I parked up the hill and walked down the board walk about 30 mins after boofy text looking for him.Paddled out at lm and went straight to the G in front of the point.

Sorry to hear about the board,was it the 14 or the new shortboard.


the shortie. boofy looked a treat with his gear on and his beanie.

deadset he had to say my name and his to get me to stop.

anyway the way the banks are at rainbow and the crowd i was going to have to paddle right in amongst everybody with all those death stares

nah, it was just one of those kinda days where it didn't look cool to sup there.


i just wanted to get that incident with sb er out of my system.

you could change me to a shortboarder and him to a sup per and it would be the old familiar story.

moral of the story is a kook is a kook no matter what
chrispychru
chrispychru
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27 May 2012 2:30pm
im not happy boof. but the girl is sick and i know she was stoked that i decided to look after her than surf well she should be. geez all i keep thinking is the bourton silver bullet would go great out there today....mmm chocolate moove
towball
towball
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27 May 2012 2:05pm
Top bloke chrispy
chrispychru said...

im not happy boof. but the girl is sick and i know she was stoked that i decided to look after her than surf well she should be. geez all i keep thinking is the bourton silver bullet would go great out there today....mmm chocolate moove


Scotty88
Scotty88
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27 May 2012 2:21pm
towball said...

Top bloke chrispy
chrispychru said...

im not happy boof. but the girl is sick and i know she was stoked that i decided to look after her than surf well she should be. geez all i keep thinking is the bourton silver bullet would go great out there today....mmm chocolate moove





+1
Think of the Brownie points.

Note: Makaha not happy in the sb room.
62mac
62mac
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27 May 2012 2:45pm
Out of control Scotty mate he said prone surf no paddle surf
Scotty88
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27 May 2012 2:52pm
62mac said...

Out of control Scotty mate he said prone surf no paddle surf


Fark, now I'm confused... So the sb was riding a s*p and ran into the prone ?
I thought the sb ran into his mate who was riding a s*p. Back in the phoetal position I go
towball
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27 May 2012 5:06pm
laceys lane said...

HOAX AGAIN!!!!




anyway i go back to the alley which is starting cook.

just about to come in when i guy on a shortboard rides a long the broken wave then falls off and hits my board as i'm prone paddling out- result ding in my board. didn't say a thing or sorry- typical shortboarder

bloody kook shortboarders. honestly, if they can't surf stay away from the crowds and learn somewhere were they won't hit people.

he could have put that board right through me- their bloody dangerous- ban them from point breaks i say

He didn't have a Mohawk did he lacey

laceys lane
laceys lane
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27 May 2012 7:13pm
i was prone paddling the board back out. sometimes its easier to get out of everybodies way when the impact zone.
obct
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27 May 2012 7:44pm
laceys lane said...

i was prone paddling the board back out. sometimes its easier to get out of everybodies way when the impact zone.


I reckon dodging all those kooks makes you a better surfer, got reminded of it again this arvo when I went to the south end of Manly, man that place is carnage when all the backpackers get out there.

Funny place that Manly stretch of beach, I don't think you would see such a contrast along just one beach.

At daybreak I was up towards queeny, just north of the pipe in front the south styen club. probably out with a dozen or so LBs, all of them complete ladies and gentlemen exercising extreme politeness and plain old good manners.



BulldogPup
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27 May 2012 5:46pm
obct said...

laceys lane said...

i was prone paddling the board back out. sometimes its easier to get out of everybodies way when the impact zone.


I reckon dodging all those kooks makes you a better surfer, got reminded of it again this arvo when I went to the south end of Manly, man that place is carnage when all the backpackers get out there.

Funny place that Manly stretch of beach, I don't think you would see such a contrast along just one beach.

At daybreak I was up towards queeny, just north of the pipe in front the south styen club. probably out with a dozen or so LBs, all of them complete ladies and gentlemen exercising extreme politeness and plain old good manners.






Manly's where the upper crust Strumpets hang their bitties out isn't it obs?
obct
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27 May 2012 8:08pm
Again, too much contrast, along with the hottest of the hot you also get the fattest of the fat, ugliest of the ugly, skankiest of the skank, drunkest of the drunk.

And can anyone tell me what this asian thing is where the chicks always have to make a V for victory sign when they have a photo taken, what is that?

Is it code for "when I croze my regs my riddle pussy rook rike this wiv riddle bit of fur on it"
Ted the Kiwi
Ted the Kiwi
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28 May 2012 3:21am
6ft and offshore here tonight at Victoria's Room. Loads of decent sized sets coming in, crowds were reasonable but not out of control. Can not believe the show they put on....it was heaven. Sorry that I could not keep the phone still

http://www.thevictoriaroom.com/?p=377-Sunday-Nights





Scotty88
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28 May 2012 9:16am
^^^^^Go Ted, out on the town with the 1mp phone camera
Ted the Kiwi
Ted the Kiwi
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28 May 2012 4:31pm
Scotty88 said...

^^^^^Go Ted, out on the town with the 1mp phone camera


iphone 3 !!!! I am an early adopter but have yet to replace it - over due but I keep waiting for the new one that will be much better than the other one. Still not convinced. Maybe when the new one with a 4.2 inch screen comes out. Alternatively I could just ask the boss for a new one but no real need. Yeah it was a bit of a late night - madness on a school night. But beautiful dinner and too many red wines.
SP
SP
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SP SP
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28 May 2012 5:08pm
Surf today, lots of driving 500km plus travelled but got a few waves with 2 mates and had a great day basically being dickheads and getting a few waves in between...

Photos, no.m it was ****ty and rainy...

weiry
weiry
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30 May 2012 6:16pm
windy and wet
no dogs and nobody out the back




62mac
62mac
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30 May 2012 4:26pm
weiry said...

windy and wet
no dogs and nobody out the back







You should have gone out mateNo problems with stingers your way[}:)]
weiry
weiry
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30 May 2012 6:30pm
would of when young and keen
weiry
weiry
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30 May 2012 6:32pm
no stingers here another 5hrs up the coast for them
chrispychru
chrispychru
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30 May 2012 7:03pm
beautiful gm today. 3ft just but perfect waves. will have to take pics(said that to asea yesterday as well though)
asea
asea
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30 May 2012 7:05pm
chrispychru said...

beautiful gm today. 3ft just but perfect waves. will have to take pics(said that to asea yesterday as well though)


going 2moro
chrispychru
chrispychru
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30 May 2012 7:14pm
asea said...

chrispychru said...

beautiful gm today. 3ft just but perfect waves. will have to take pics(said that to asea yesterday as well though)


going 2moro

yeh,just got to sort the kid for school...then im off to work
Ted the Kiwi
Ted the Kiwi
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30 May 2012 9:14pm
Sorry my contribution to this thread has been slack - been working my a** off all week and not even been to the beach......will fix it on Friday.
Scotty88
Scotty88
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30 May 2012 7:41pm
Ted the Kiwi said...

Sorry my contribution to this thread has been slack - been working my a** off all week and not even been to the beach......will fix it on Friday.


Or too many late nights on the golden mile.
Ted the Kiwi
Ted the Kiwi
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30 May 2012 9:56pm
Scotty88 said...

Ted the Kiwi said...

Sorry my contribution to this thread has been slack - been working my a** off all week and not even been to the beach......will fix it on Friday.


Or too many late nights on the golden mile.


First time in a long time I have had a night out.....no where to go up here sadly. Lots of fun - but given that I worked all weekend I deserved it
62mac
62mac
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30 May 2012 7:58pm
Ted you deserved it
Ted the Kiwi
Ted the Kiwi
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30 May 2012 10:00pm
62mac said...

Ted you deserved it


+ 1
chrispychru
chrispychru
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30 May 2012 10:05pm
Ted the Kiwi said...

62mac said...

Ted you deserved it


+ 1


+10 for ya
chrispychru
chrispychru
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31 May 2012 2:15pm
i love surfing when it rains. gm 2-3ft, 2 different swells running so i got a few more waves than i usually do down there. water is so nice and warm. all in all great day,now an early beer for the hard worker
62mac
62mac
WA
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31 May 2012 12:26pm
chrispychru said...

i love surfing when it rains. gm 2-3ft, 2 different swells running so i got a few more waves than i usually do down there. water is so nice and warm. all in all great day,now an early beer for the hard worker


How did old mate asea go smash it up againits been looking good all weeks chrispy you lucky fellow asea and you getting out.
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