Alley stupidity

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poseidon
poseidon
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6 Feb 2012 11:11am
So plenty of good waves on Sunday at the alley, can't get my head around the mentality of someone (SUP rider) who would ride into someone then start carrying on with a little argument and a line of something like "all you ****en idiots on SUPs", whilst riding one and bulling another sup rider, pushing him off his board and paddling off with the other guys paddle.
No idea why you would carry on like that and ruin a nice morning for ya self. It's embarrassing seeing this happen, i mean we get stink eye enough from all other craft without doing it to each other.
Scotty88
Scotty88
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4214 posts
6 Feb 2012 9:39am
Not another anon post.
poseidon
poseidon
QLD
35 posts
QLD, 35 posts
6 Feb 2012 12:34pm
huh?
62mac
62mac
WA
24860 posts
WA, 24860 posts
6 Feb 2012 10:52am
The Alley still the worlds best sup wave
hilly
hilly
WA
8120 posts
WA, 8120 posts
6 Feb 2012 11:09am
poseidon said...

huh?


You have no profile name so you look like a troll
Adapt
Adapt
QLD
723 posts
QLD, 723 posts
6 Feb 2012 1:21pm
or a troll was out at the alley
poseidon
poseidon
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35 posts
QLD, 35 posts
6 Feb 2012 1:26pm
not a troll, i mostly just read the forums and don't comment, but was at the alley and thought I would post as I 'm sure a few guys from here would have been out there.
husq2100
husq2100
QLD
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QLD, 2031 posts
6 Feb 2012 2:07pm
as with most things there is more to the story than you have posted......
CMC
CMC
QLD
3954 posts
CMC CMC
QLD, 3954 posts
6 Feb 2012 2:22pm
Sounds like a normal morning at the Alley.

If you'd seen the things I have seen in the past few weeks you'd know that getting upset about such futile crap as this is utterly ridiculous. If you want to let off excess energy spend it loving your family.

BTW, Saturday morning was much better, a touch smaller but f'all people out. I had my own peak on my single fin for quite a while. The high tide made it hard to get off the rocks and for once if you held your position out there you did not have someone continually up your inside. The SUP's were all way wide.

Very enjoyable!
matt18
matt18
VIC
534 posts
VIC, 534 posts
6 Feb 2012 3:27pm
Sounds great fun surfing on the GC
husq2100
husq2100
QLD
2031 posts
QLD, 2031 posts
6 Feb 2012 2:34pm
personal injury due to someone elses stupidity that was totally and rightfully avoidable is not something to turn a blind eye to......
CCC
CCC
QLD
57 posts
CCC CCC
QLD, 57 posts
6 Feb 2012 3:39pm
Yeah saw that and I can say that it was a fare call as the point he was trying to make, is that there are alot of ••••ing idiots on Sups that have never surfed and get themselves into dangerous positions! I ask the question to the people who are selling these big sups to novice surfs and are not give out flyers with the surfing code? However the point is ••••ing idiots on sups not sups in general is what I got out of that angry angry bad man!
billboard
billboard
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6 Feb 2012 4:11pm
CCC said...

Yeah saw that and I can say that it was a fare call as the point he was trying to make, is that there are alot of ••••ing idiots on Sups that have never surfed and get themselves into dangerous positions! I ask the question to the people who are selling these big sups to novice surfs and are not give out flyers with the surfing code? However the point is ••••ing idiots on sups not sup
s in general is what I got out of that angry angry bad man!

Retailers dont hand out 'the rules' to shortboarders and longboarders when they buy boards and by sheer numbers alone there have to be 'as you say' more "..cken idiots" riding these type of boards in the lineup SO any blame should be directed at the operator and NOT the retailer IMO,
paul.j
paul.j
QLD
3378 posts
QLD, 3378 posts
6 Feb 2012 4:18pm
What did i miss???????

Dont go out the Alley for a bit and look at the fun i'm missing out on!!

What if i get a ring and write all the surf rules on it and then when someone buys a board i can punch them in the face so every time they look in the mirror they can read them?!!!


P.S I wont punch you in the face by the way it is just a joke OK.
Jacko
rager
rager
QLD
437 posts
QLD, 437 posts
6 Feb 2012 4:45pm
There's already a sign at the Alley with the rules on it, how much more do we need?? FFS why don't we just plaster stickers and warning signs on everything just incase a moron happens to stumble accross it. I say let natural selection deal with it and eventually we might breed the idiot gene out of the population
CCC
CCC
QLD
57 posts
CCC CCC
QLD, 57 posts
6 Feb 2012 5:08pm
Hey Jacko where can I get one of those rings!
ShireSUP
ShireSUP
NSW
982 posts
NSW, 982 posts
6 Feb 2012 6:35pm
paul.j said...

What did i miss???????

Dont go out the Alley for a bit and look at the fun i'm missing out on!!

What if i get a ring and write all the surf rules on it and then when someone buys a board i can punch them in the face so every time they look in the mirror they can read them?!!!


P.S I wont punch you in the face by the way it is just a joke OK.
Jacko


Im going to Jackos for my next board combining my two loves, SUPing and Boxing all in the one place............they dont call me Hitman for nothing (well they do but one can dream )
frizle
frizle
QLD
69 posts
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6 Feb 2012 5:39pm
Happened in front of me, guy on Allwave maybe should have paddled to inside
harder perhaps ?? but Mr Naish just wouldn't let it go kept goin on and on about half you guys shouldn't be out here , haha its THE ALLEY ! slowest shi##est wave on the coast ! it's perfect for Kooks SUPs Mals Goat boats etc . Anyway fun morning, felt bit sorry for shortboarders out there not much left with 15 SUPs and loads of Mals also
Scotty88
Scotty88
4214 posts
4214 posts
6 Feb 2012 4:15pm
frizle said...

Happened in front of me, guy on Allwave maybe should have paddled to inside
harder perhaps ?? but Mr Naish just wouldn't let it go kept goin on and on about half you guys shouldn't be out here , haha its THE ALLEY ! slowest shi##est wave on the coast ! it's perfect for Kooks SUPs Mals Goat boats etc . Anyway fun morning, felt bit sorry for shortboarders out there not much left with 15 SUPs and loads of Mals also



Felt sorry for shortboarders ?
Sounds like the Alley is the only break in Oz where Sups call the shots.
The shortboarders own the other 6,800+ breaks.
ShireSUP
ShireSUP
NSW
982 posts
NSW, 982 posts
6 Feb 2012 7:27pm
Scotty88 said...

frizle said...

Happened in front of me, guy on Allwave maybe should have paddled to inside
harder perhaps ?? but Mr Naish just wouldn't let it go kept goin on and on about half you guys shouldn't be out here , haha its THE ALLEY ! slowest shi##est wave on the coast ! it's perfect for Kooks SUPs Mals Goat boats etc . Anyway fun morning, felt bit sorry for shortboarders out there not much left with 15 SUPs and loads of Mals also



Felt sorry for shortboarders ?
Sounds like the Alley is the only break in Oz where Sups call the shots.
The shortboarders own the other 6,800+ breaks.



Hmmmm not sure its actually a break but you need to come to the bay SUPs rule, well except for the OC6s but they only hunt in packs - wimps, even the surf boats give us first dibs at the swell, but they do get onto from one hellaova long way back and I think most people just let em go thru if they think their on a wave
teatrea
teatrea
QLD
4177 posts
QLD, 4177 posts
6 Feb 2012 8:03pm
Alley aggro whats newIf some one pushed be of my board , they would have a severe quickblade head ache!
bigman
bigman
QLD
233 posts
QLD, 233 posts
6 Feb 2012 8:11pm
Glad I moved to Tassie
Makaha
Makaha
1145 posts
1145 posts
6 Feb 2012 6:24pm
Scotty88 said...


Felt sorry for shortboarders ?
Sounds like the Alley is the only break in Oz where Sups call the shots.



hahahahaha your kidding mate
husq2100
husq2100
QLD
2031 posts
QLD, 2031 posts
6 Feb 2012 8:32pm
funny how some are condemming the action, it wasnt violent and probably deserved. YEP, I did say that!....... I surf the Alley a fair bit and over the last 6 months its the worst it has ever been. So many just dont know or follow the rules, then on top of that seem to leave common sense in the carpark. From what I understand "Mr very very bad SUP man" was calling out to the "kook" to communicate with him...the "kook" ignored it and paddled straight into him. Kook was inside him, but continued to scratch for the sholder.

this is happening to much, I have had similar incidents there and very little reponse of sorry or them learning from their actions.....give them one or 2 free cards but enough is enough.

go back to the flat water and learn to paddle properly WHICH INCLUDES kick turns and learn the rules......ie caught inside, stay inside....FFS its only water, paddle over the white water or dive off if no one behind and safe...

I bet half of you wouldnt be taking "bad man" to task if it was you or a mate in the situation....damaged boards and injured people arent fun, yes it happens sometimes by accident, but whats happening at the Alley is a joke and it is going to take stern words/shouting to get it through...

as for the idea that its not up to the retailers to do anything, and you dont see SB or LB getting the rules given to them, I give you some food for thought.

#1 what percentage of complete ocean newbies buying a SB or LB are paddling straight out through the surf zone and into the line up? compare that to SUP

#2 is a sb or a mini mal (most newbie sufers go the mini mal) as dangerous or as hard to handle as a 10-12 foot SUP?

#3 is the SB/LB legrope 10 foot long with the potenial to stretch twice that?

#4 are they more worried about there paddle etc when they should be worried about the other people in the surf?

it may not be the retails responsability, but here on the GC, while SUP SURF lessons are ILLEGAL, it may be required.

you think the odd SUP'r having a go at other SUP'rs is bad for rep...I say BS, the SUP'rs doing the wrong and dangerous thing is giving us a bad rep! If we dont do something about it, it will be alot worse if it takes SB and LB to kerb the growing trend of problems.
husq2100
husq2100
QLD
2031 posts
QLD, 2031 posts
6 Feb 2012 8:34pm
teatrea said...

Alley aggro whats newIf some one pushed be of my board , they would have a severe quickblade head ache!


the point is, you wouldnt have done the wrong thing to put yourself in that postion......

Flaker
Flaker
NSW
122 posts
NSW, 122 posts
6 Feb 2012 9:41pm
paul.j said...

What did i miss???????

Dont go out the Alley for a bit and look at the fun i'm missing out on!!

What if i get a ring and write all the surf rules on it and then when someone buys a board i can punch them in the face so every time they look in the mirror they can read them?!!!


P.S I wont punch you in the face by the way it is just a joke OK.
Jacko


Make sure you write it backwards so they will be able to read it in the mirror
teatrea
teatrea
QLD
4177 posts
QLD, 4177 posts
6 Feb 2012 8:43pm
husq2100 said...

teatrea said...

Alley aggro whats newIf some one pushed be of my board , they would have a severe quickblade head ache!


the point is, you wouldnt have done the wrong thing to put yourself in that postion......

I dont know accidents happen sometimes , ive been in the wrong place a few times and im quick to apolagise if ive stuffed up. If you see a learner that doesent know what he,s up to , just a quite word should suffice. Evereybody starts out as a beginner.On the other hand if the guy just has no regard for anyone else , then he probably deserved it.
TommyL
TommyL
QLD
80 posts
QLD, 80 posts
6 Feb 2012 8:48pm
Wow do we need "BLACK SHORTS" Sup enforcers?? If you cant look after your board or have to drop in on people dont go out. Noone wants to see people getting badly hurt cos of stupid drop ins
Makaha
Makaha
1145 posts
1145 posts
6 Feb 2012 6:50pm
Do you hear about this BS anywhere else on the gold coast or is it just the famous alley?
the longboarders were there first then the shortboards second third all the other crafts then enter the sup.
laceys lane
laceys lane
QLD
19804 posts
QLD, 19804 posts
6 Feb 2012 8:53pm
i always think to myself when i see these reports about kooks. who are the experts!!!.


the answer- everyone who doesn't see them self as a kook.




laceys lane
laceys lane
QLD
19804 posts
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6 Feb 2012 8:55pm
Makaha said...

Do you hear about this BS anywhere else on the gold coast or is it just the famous alley?
the longboarders were there first then the shortboards second third all the other crafts then enter the sup.



but sups are the new rulers of the line up, well in two ft surf
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