When you rock up to the beach on a day that the SB charts is saying a no-goer to find a nice SW 18-22 kts with nice laid back slabs of tidy swell rolling through..
Your thinking geez this looks like the 1st casual (ie: not nuking or not struggling) session for a while. You pump up smiling the whole time in no rush for a change

then as you pull on your trusty 3 yr old harness and bang! Snappo! no more harness....
Still, glad it didn't happen on the water at least