Do you hate/dislike anything about kiting????

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NSW, 4382 posts
17 Mar 2008 10:27am
sir ROWDY said...

I hate the "big" companys due to the way they portray and push the sport, the people they sponsor and the crap they sell.
This sport could be freaking unreal instead it is a shambles of queerness.

A few other key points come to mind when thinking about what is oh so wrong about this sport.

1. WAVERIDING.
Ok lets get this point clear. unhooked unstrapped waveriding looks awfull (i would rather watch a 10yo surf at least he would be able to roundhouse), no matter how hard you try it is never going to be even a fraction of what surfing is, to achieve that would be to defy physics (its just not possible).
Why dont we take a look at what the kite could actually help us with in this disipline and use it to our advantage?????? the one thing that instantly comes to mind is "AIRS" it would seem that kitesurfing is just about nearly made to do airs while waverding, it is perfect..... you can catch any wave you want, you can be in exactly the right spot, have all the speed you need and even have a bar to help you stop spinning/speed up or even spin the opposite way to what you are rotating (a kgb for example) something that surfing can never do, this sport could easily go beyond what is possible with airs surfing and at some stage they might actually be taking moves on the waves from us(wishfull thinking perhaps)

this leads me to number 2

2. WAKESTYLE.
How this is still such a problem in our sport is beyond me, but it is.
Ok, so we (stupid kite companys and kooks) have finally after many years done a stupid full circle (or two) and realised that wakestyle is the future and the forefront of our sport.... yes it has taken a long time but has finally got there (sort of). so why oh why oh why is it that people whos sole purpose is to try and imitate a sport (wakeboarding) dont look into the past of that sport (and even our own) and see the mistakes made and avoid those mistakes again? instead it seems as though they they take no notice.
e.g.
ok so the pkra has finally realised that a million spins and hp's isnt very nice to watch and that with every person doing this crap contests are becoming harder and harder to judge, so now they realise they need to add more power and style to the "wakestyle" moves, yet for some reason unknown (i think they are scared mostly) they still seem to be stuck in foot hook world, surley if you are trying to imitate something as clear cut as wakeboarding/cable, using the exact same tricks and trying to do them with the same amount of power and style you would take a look at the equipment they are using and take note?.... surely?....... yes well i guess that would be the logical thing to do.....but kiteboarding being such an illogical sport as it is has completley gone past this important piece of imformation and continued to look totally gay. when will people get it through there heads??? to ride "WAKESTYLE" properly with style and power (style being the key point) you need "WAKE BINDINGS"
Im sure eventually there will be groms putting the time and effort needed (yes its not a quick fix) into riding bindings properly and making something of this sport but it seems at the moment like this is another world away.

p.s. it is clear that it is going to change and head in this direction eventually worldwide so why not start today and be ahead of the game? YES im talking to you little grommet reading this, get some bindings and start tommorow......a real man would.

over and out.


Spot on about the waveriding Sir, agree 110%
Wake, hmmm, I know what you are saying and for REAL wakestyle agree, but most people are not up to it and most people are what makes the sport a reality, and pay all the bills.
I would love to see a comp where you could only ride bindings, that would be cool!

I hate haters.

Cya and

Goodwinds

Steve
Adz
Adz
WA
120 posts
Adz Adz
WA, 120 posts
17 Mar 2008 9:58am
merman said...

Hey Ads

sounds like youve got some Sigma kite, electic pump envy


happy to give you a demo of my gear anytime.


Ummmmmmm I think I'm washing my hair that day.....the one when you're available for that demo.....I think Ronald is free
dave......
dave......
WA
2119 posts
WA, 2119 posts
17 Mar 2008 10:22am
Ummmmmmm I think I'm washing my hair that day.....the one when you're available for that demo.....I think Ronald is free

More like changing nappies and cleaning up milk spew.....
Adz
Adz
WA
120 posts
Adz Adz
WA, 120 posts
17 Mar 2008 10:32am
dave...... said...

Ummmmmmm I think I'm washing my hair that day.....the one when you're available for that demo.....I think Ronald is free

More like changing nappies and cleaning up milk spew.....


I will be as of next Monday Morning, Bubs is still breached so Caeser booked for 8am
Adz
Adz
WA
120 posts
Adz Adz
WA, 120 posts
17 Mar 2008 10:34am
Hey Laurie, we need another smiley to express that you're sh1tting yourself!.....I do anyway!
Dawn Patrol
Dawn Patrol
WA
1991 posts
WA, 1991 posts
17 Mar 2008 11:11pm
People that stand on the shore with their kite at 12:00 for more than 2mins. Makes it much more difficult to get in the waves.
dave......
dave......
WA
2119 posts
WA, 2119 posts
17 Mar 2008 11:51pm
1)people that bitch about kite "instructors" teaching upwind of the main group only to do the same when they're teaching their mates....

2)Those dudes you see at you local that in 10 seconds of unpacking, you know there's going to be carnage..

3) Those elephantitis legs in your steamer that add 8kgs to your riding weight in winter

4)Seeing a doona launch in moderate/strong winds (back to point 2)

5) Rescuing a guy twice in one day and getting no BEER for your troubles.

6) trying to loop a 16.

7) submerged rocks

8)All those spares, patches, glue, stickers, stubby holders, instruction manuals etc. that seem to dissapear out of your new kite bag.

9) demoing a great kite that you cant afford

10) Snapping side fins off your surfboard 1km into a big downwinder
kitelements
kitelements
WA
101 posts
WA, 101 posts
17 Mar 2008 11:56pm
Hi Dave,

are you frustrated ?ahahaahah

merman
merman
QLD
431 posts
QLD, 431 posts
18 Mar 2008 1:02am
Adz youve hurt my feelings
mattyjee
mattyjee
WA
575 posts
WA, 575 posts
18 Mar 2008 12:10am
Line Tangles after a half-a rsed self rescue attempt.

Are there any jobless bums out there that want to untangle my lines for $20.
Jimmyz
Jimmyz
NSW
446 posts
NSW, 446 posts
18 Mar 2008 2:23am
When you finish your sunset/twilight kite seshy at Narrabeen in a sufficient warm NE and have to wait another 24 hours until your next... was absolutly stunning... I'm becoming a junkie I think, it takes up 50% of what I say, think, dream

I love my kite.
Adz
Adz
WA
120 posts
Adz Adz
WA, 120 posts
18 Mar 2008 7:04pm
merman said...

Adz youve hurt my feelings


Sorry Merman

When you help someone launch their kite and they p1ss about for 5minutes once they are hooked up and in the water....Can anyone tell me what exactly they are doing, normally the sun is blinding me as well so I can't see what the hell they are doing?
bellz
bellz
WA
572 posts
WA, 572 posts
18 Mar 2008 7:23pm
mattyjee said...

Line Tangles after a half-a rsed self rescue attempt.

Are there any jobless bums out there that want to untangle my lines for $20.


ill do it if u drop em at my house!
INfiniDIE
INfiniDIE
WA
478 posts
WA, 478 posts
18 Mar 2008 7:56pm
Launching upwind to stay away from everyone else while messing around with my new kite on the beach, then having to move downwind because more people arrive and I see theres no one downwind.
Then moving downwind so I dont annoy other kiters. (kindly enough)

Stopping to let others pass, moving my kite out of the way, depowering...

Stopping at someone launching a blue Airush Flow, Seeing them put it downwards and throw sand on, Go to walk over their lines and they launch, with me tangled...AND THEN THEY HAVE THE NERVE TO EVIL EYE ME??? I said sorry, and he still did it.

Thats what I hate. That guy.
kitelements
kitelements
WA
101 posts
WA, 101 posts
18 Mar 2008 9:07pm
i hate kite ban[}:)]

i hate hating......
user
user
WA
1140 posts
WA, 1140 posts
19 Mar 2008 6:50am
I HATE !
junglist
junglist
VIC
701 posts
VIC, 701 posts
19 Mar 2008 9:38am

When you are impatient and stupid enough to launch your kite in a place that you know damn well you should not and end up getting dragged up a grass bank and over a gravel path

Which screws your feet up so bad you can hardly walk for three days

Bugger

Idiot
kitelements
kitelements
WA
101 posts
WA, 101 posts
19 Mar 2008 6:58pm
going down the beach all excited about my session, putting the move in my mind.

get there, pumping.... 15/20knots....big smile.

pump the kite , put the line , get a launch,ride for 5 minutes and the wind drop by 10 knots argghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.


poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
WA, 9106 posts
19 Mar 2008 7:02pm
Injuries
Spacemonkey!
Spacemonkey!
SA
2288 posts
SA, 2288 posts
19 Mar 2008 9:52pm
Snapping board, Tearing LE kite fabric and bladder and breaking leash in one trick.
Josh K
Josh K
QLD
318 posts
QLD, 318 posts
19 Mar 2008 9:46pm
kiting.
Josh K
Josh K
QLD
318 posts
QLD, 318 posts
19 Mar 2008 9:51pm

I would love to see a comp where you could only ride bindings, that would be cool!

Steve


i wouldnt. lol

especially in australia. it would be the ugliest comp ever. 10% of australian riders can ride in boots.
jkiter
jkiter
QLD
139 posts
QLD, 139 posts
19 Mar 2008 10:03pm
thats sounds right, 10% of riders where boots and only about 5% of all riders are worth watching and they all where boots!
INfiniDIE
INfiniDIE
WA
478 posts
WA, 478 posts
19 Mar 2008 9:08pm
jkiter said...

thats sounds right, 10% of riders where boots and only about 5% of all riders are worth watching and they all where boots!


Bad spelling on Forums.
General
General
WA
471 posts
WA, 471 posts
19 Mar 2008 9:23pm
when you have to do sh**s out at sea, because you cant be bothered to come in, land the kite and run to the public toilets.
getfunky
getfunky
WA
4485 posts
WA, 4485 posts
20 Mar 2008 4:48pm
General said...

when you have to do sh**s out at sea, because you cant be bothered to come in, land the kite and run to the public toilets.


Waddayatryintowipeitoffonyahattheremate???
General
General
WA
471 posts
WA, 471 posts
20 Mar 2008 7:55pm
sure am, i never liked the hat
kitelements
kitelements
WA
101 posts
WA, 101 posts
23 Mar 2008 1:57am
having to go to work and recieiving 8 text messages "" we are going kiting ...are you coming"""

i feel [}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)]
echostorm
echostorm
QLD
1245 posts
QLD, 1245 posts
24 Mar 2008 1:11am
Everything Rowdy said...

Injuries.
snoidberg
snoidberg
QLD
527 posts
QLD, 527 posts
24 Mar 2008 2:54pm
when your seat harness straps cruch ya 8all5.
when you boost and 1 foot slips out of the foot strap and you land doing the splitz.
when its 30 knots and you get too excited pumping up ya 7 meter kite the LE pops and their is no way you are going to use your 11 meter kite so you wonder off home, login to seebreez and wonder what could have been.
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