Do you hate/dislike anything about kiting????

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stamp
stamp
QLD
2797 posts
QLD, 2797 posts
12 Mar 2008 9:37pm
sea urchins and bow kites
Adz
Adz
WA
120 posts
Adz Adz
WA, 120 posts
12 Mar 2008 8:46pm
C Kites!
sir ROWDY
sir ROWDY
WA
5378 posts
WA, 5378 posts
12 Mar 2008 8:57pm
I hate the "big" companys due to the way they portray and push the sport, the people they sponsor and the crap they sell.
This sport could be freaking unreal instead it is a shambles of queerness.

A few other key points come to mind when thinking about what is oh so wrong about this sport.

1. WAVERIDING.
Ok lets get this point clear. unhooked unstrapped waveriding looks awfull (i would rather watch a 10yo surf at least he would be able to roundhouse), no matter how hard you try it is never going to be even a fraction of what surfing is, to achieve that would be to defy physics (its just not possible).
Why dont we take a look at what the kite could actually help us with in this disipline and use it to our advantage?????? the one thing that instantly comes to mind is "AIRS" it would seem that kitesurfing is just about nearly made to do airs while waverding, it is perfect..... you can catch any wave you want, you can be in exactly the right spot, have all the speed you need and even have a bar to help you stop spinning/speed up or even spin the opposite way to what you are rotating (a kgb for example) something that surfing can never do, this sport could easily go beyond what is possible with airs surfing and at some stage they might actually be taking moves on the waves from us(wishfull thinking perhaps)

this leads me to number 2

2. WAKESTYLE.
How this is still such a problem in our sport is beyond me, but it is.
Ok, so we (stupid kite companys and kooks) have finally after many years done a stupid full circle (or two) and realised that wakestyle is the future and the forefront of our sport.... yes it has taken a long time but has finally got there (sort of). so why oh why oh why is it that people whos sole purpose is to try and imitate a sport (wakeboarding) dont look into the past of that sport (and even our own) and see the mistakes made and avoid those mistakes again? instead it seems as though they they take no notice.
e.g.
ok so the pkra has finally realised that a million spins and hp's isnt very nice to watch and that with every person doing this crap contests are becoming harder and harder to judge, so now they realise they need to add more power and style to the "wakestyle" moves, yet for some reason unknown (i think they are scared mostly) they still seem to be stuck in foot hook world, surley if you are trying to imitate something as clear cut as wakeboarding/cable, using the exact same tricks and trying to do them with the same amount of power and style you would take a look at the equipment they are using and take note?.... surely?....... yes well i guess that would be the logical thing to do.....but kiteboarding being such an illogical sport as it is has completley gone past this important piece of imformation and continued to look totally gay. when will people get it through there heads??? to ride "WAKESTYLE" properly with style and power (style being the key point) you need "WAKE BINDINGS"
Im sure eventually there will be groms putting the time and effort needed (yes its not a quick fix) into riding bindings properly and making something of this sport but it seems at the moment like this is another world away.

p.s. it is clear that it is going to change and head in this direction eventually worldwide so why not start today and be ahead of the game? YES im talking to you little grommet reading this, get some bindings and start tommorow......a real man would.

over and out.
Spacemonkey!
Spacemonkey!
SA
2288 posts
SA, 2288 posts
12 Mar 2008 10:37pm
Oh yeah and I also hate that kite companies in general are obsessed with trying to make all kites turn like trainer kites. Sell bars that are too big with 50 quick releases that all release when you don't want them to, with big chunky sharp metal on them for QR's so you cut your hands open. Also chicken loops that are designed to wear through in less than a year. Bar grip's consisting of a million different peices glued on so I can see what company made the bar which inevitably peel off after the first week. Bar grips, which are more like sandpaper or a lubed up dildo. Seriously why not just use the same grips as wakeboard companies do for their bars, it is soo much better.

Also the concept of 100% depower, 5% of it you can actually use unhooked.

Imagine when kiters are launching off kickers like these instead of trying to pretend to slash them.

Josh K
Josh K
QLD
318 posts
QLD, 318 posts
12 Mar 2008 10:09pm
rowdy hit the nail on the head. everysingle one of use should be gettin ur note books out and writing all of that down. it will be worth ur while.
sir ROWDY
sir ROWDY
WA
5378 posts
WA, 5378 posts
12 Mar 2008 9:09pm
Spacemonkey! said...

Oh yeah and I also hate that kite companies in general are obsessed with trying to make all kites turn like trainer kites. Sell bars that are too big with 50 quick releases that all release when you don't want them to, with big chunky sharp metal on them for QR's so you cut your hands open. Also chicken loops that are designed to wear through in less than a year. Bar grip's consisting of a million different peices glued on so I can see what company made the bar which inevitably peel off after the first week. Bar grips, which are more like sandpaper or a lubed up dildo. Seriously why not just use the same grips as wakeboard companies do for their bars, it is soo much better.

Also the concept of 100% depower, 5% of it you can actually use unhooked.



correctamondo.
rick james
rick james
QLD
5 posts
QLD, 5 posts
12 Mar 2008 10:21pm
rowdy all your anger is in vein y would the sport change when the actual national comp for the sport is a freestyle based event. another thing people wont change because wake style is actual hard aye and when u give a person an option to do anythin they r gunna choose the easy way rite so y would anyone change what they do when they think they r killin it and its so easy to do lol. its just the way it will always be only thing u can really do is ride for yourself and ignore the rest
peace
dave......
dave......
WA
2119 posts
WA, 2119 posts
12 Mar 2008 9:51pm
People who write essays on the forum.......
Anything to blind......
Pink kites, especially that pastel pink RRD........
Mates teaching mates.....
Bog squatting (there's too much **** in the water already)......
Crazys with a one kite quiver.....
Old men who like to write in prose.....
Knobs who use too many full stops................................................................
sir ROWDY
sir ROWDY
WA
5378 posts
WA, 5378 posts
12 Mar 2008 9:55pm
There is so much to hate i couldnt do it in any less. i apologise for the length.

p.s. i tried to break it up with dots and parts, so you could read a bit and then come back at a later date and read the rest.
goon doggg
goon doggg
QLD
207 posts
QLD, 207 posts
12 Mar 2008 10:56pm
dave...... said...

People who write essays on the forum.......
Anything to blind......
Pink kites, especially that pastel pink RRD........
Mates teaching mates.....
Bog squatting (there's too much **** in the water already)......
Crazys with a one kite quiver.....
Old men who like to write in prose.....
Knobs who use too many full stops................................................................


spoons
Adz
Adz
WA
120 posts
Adz Adz
WA, 120 posts
12 Mar 2008 10:14pm
Yeahh, and......sorry, I'm just not angry enough for this thread!
cwamit
cwamit
WA
1194 posts
WA, 1194 posts
12 Mar 2008 10:19pm
emo kiters
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
WA, 9106 posts
12 Mar 2008 10:24pm
anal fissures
Mrwandaful
Mrwandaful
NSW
186 posts
NSW, 186 posts
13 Mar 2008 12:25am
Video's of some pro who shows off a handlepass 30 times. OK it is a difficult trick and I cant do one, but it is the most boring thing to watch. Any contest where the riders all do handlepasses is boring to watch. There are so many things about this sport that I enjoy. Im with you Sir Rowdy
Adz
Adz
WA
120 posts
Adz Adz
WA, 120 posts
12 Mar 2008 10:31pm
Saggy tits on young weight lifters!
kitelements
kitelements
WA
101 posts
WA, 101 posts
12 Mar 2008 11:35pm
i love the topic guys .......you keep me very entertained

i hate guys who can t said sorry or smile when they put you in danger/at risks while trying to pull a move and don t land it .

beside that andother thing i love you all.....
mattyjee
mattyjee
WA
575 posts
WA, 575 posts
13 Mar 2008 12:12am
I dislike all the seriousness and anger. Just have fun. Enjoy. Smile.
vader
vader
NSW
418 posts
NSW, 418 posts
13 Mar 2008 8:04am
i ripped my xbow2 from le to te yesterday . i hated that
vader
vader
NSW
418 posts
NSW, 418 posts
13 Mar 2008 8:05am
i ripped my xbow2 from le to te yesterday. i hated that!
Adz
Adz
WA
120 posts
Adz Adz
WA, 120 posts
13 Mar 2008 9:42am
People that do the same post twice
O
O
VIC
118 posts
O O
VIC, 118 posts
13 Mar 2008 12:31pm
kites that self destruct - like ripping from le to te
dave......
dave......
WA
2119 posts
WA, 2119 posts
13 Mar 2008 10:41am
I hate this....

dave......
dave......
WA
2119 posts
WA, 2119 posts
13 Mar 2008 10:45am
I hate when someone posts the same old stuff over and over again.....
Adz
Adz
WA
120 posts
Adz Adz
WA, 120 posts
13 Mar 2008 11:52am
I hate it when people post the things they hate
dave......
dave......
WA
2119 posts
WA, 2119 posts
13 Mar 2008 12:33pm
I hate getting flamed by the flamer
au_rick
au_rick
WA
752 posts
WA, 752 posts
13 Mar 2008 1:01pm
I hate being stuck at work when the wind's blowing
kitelements
kitelements
WA
101 posts
WA, 101 posts
13 Mar 2008 1:22pm
i hate having to come in because the screws of my footstrap went missing....it s ruining my session

O
O
VIC
118 posts
O O
VIC, 118 posts
13 Mar 2008 4:36pm
when you forget your harness
Adz
Adz
WA
120 posts
Adz Adz
WA, 120 posts
13 Mar 2008 2:41pm
dave...... said...

I hate getting flamed by the flamer


I'll get the extinguisher..
dave......
dave......
WA
2119 posts
WA, 2119 posts
13 Mar 2008 3:13pm
Crappy pump hoses, and my laziness fixing them.
Almost at the correct PSI and psssssssttttttt, start again.

Cant they make a single piece hose with the valve attachment???
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