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Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
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Mark _australia Mark _australia
WA, 23652 posts
31 Jan 2010 9:06pm
LeStef said...

A fair shake of a sauce bottle...




suck?
onstrings
onstrings
QLD
94 posts
onstrings onstrings
QLD, 94 posts
31 Jan 2010 11:40pm
usefull as a one legged man in a ass kicking contest.
More pull than a bus full of school boys
That lazy bugger thinks manual labour is a spanish bull fighter.
upwind
upwind
QLD
166 posts
upwind upwind
QLD, 166 posts
1 Feb 2010 7:46am
its on the nose mate
blood oath
my fur coat
that's the ticket!
tell someone who gives a sh@t
maxm
maxm
NSW
864 posts
maxm maxm
NSW, 864 posts
1 Feb 2010 9:05am
Mark _australia said...

LeStef said...

A fair shake of a sauce bottle...




suck?


or the Barry McKenzie alternative version - Fair suck of the saveloy
ka43
ka43
NSW
3101 posts
ka43 ka43
NSW, 3101 posts
1 Feb 2010 12:36pm
Who gives a rat's arse!!

As useful as an ash tray on a motor bike.

Ya nong!!

Pigs arse!!

That blokes a few snags short of a barby.
Mobydisc
Mobydisc
NSW
9029 posts
Mobydisc Mobydisc
NSW, 9029 posts
1 Feb 2010 12:51pm
"A dingo ate my baby"
getfunky
getfunky
WA
4485 posts
getfunky getfunky
WA, 4485 posts
2 Feb 2010 5:32pm
Mark _australia said...

LeStef said...

A fair shake of a sauce bottle...




suck?


We shake around these parts but after hearing Kev say it (about 20 times) I now realise Qlders suck.



"gissachipmaaaate"

"About as much fun as a dose of crabs/fart in an elevator/red cosy in a bull pen"

"Whose fishin for some bearded clam?"
pierrec45
pierrec45
NSW
2005 posts
pierrec45 pierrec45
NSW, 2005 posts
3 Feb 2010 12:11am
For a while at work, we were using the morning greeting "reckon she bangs?". In lieu of "how was your weekend" or "is health good".

Classy, at least better than the full version with the dunney...
pierrec45
pierrec45
NSW
2005 posts
pierrec45 pierrec45
NSW, 2005 posts
3 Feb 2010 2:38pm
And in case nobody brought it up yet: something about chrome off a bumper bar.
(or anyways I never heard it outside oz)
Sailhack
Sailhack
VIC
5000 posts
Sailhack Sailhack
VIC, 5000 posts
3 Feb 2010 3:27pm
pierrec45 said...

And in case nobody brought it up yet: something about chrome off a bumper bar.
(or anyways I never heard it outside oz)


She can suck the chrome off a tow ball!?!
or
She can suck a golfball through 20ft of garden hose!

also...how about when we were younger, we'd 'piff yonnies'.
getfunky
getfunky
WA
4485 posts
getfunky getfunky
WA, 4485 posts
3 Feb 2010 12:47pm
Same as piffing boondies? (clusters of sand)

Stacks on the mill!!

Lay the slipper in.

brucey65
brucey65
79 posts
brucey65 brucey65
79 posts
3 Feb 2010 12:54pm
Have you got any smoko ??

if ya know what i mean
Gidget
Gidget
NSW
104 posts
Gidget Gidget
NSW, 104 posts
3 Feb 2010 3:56pm
"you'd find it if it had hair round it" [from "The Odd Angry Shot"]

W.O.F.T.A.M.

C.D.F.
onstrings
onstrings
QLD
94 posts
onstrings onstrings
QLD, 94 posts
3 Feb 2010 9:52pm
Mate, he pulls more roots than a gardner
pierrec45
pierrec45
NSW
2005 posts
pierrec45 pierrec45
NSW, 2005 posts
4 Feb 2010 1:08am
I'm out of this thread - gotta drop a lawyer or two.
Mister Dugong
Mister Dugong
368 posts
Mister Dugong Mister Dugong
368 posts
3 Feb 2010 11:44pm
sarvo

as in lets go get some air the sarvo, rreeeeeeh!!!!!
thommo 000
thommo 000
1670 posts
thommo 000 thommo 000
1670 posts
3 Feb 2010 11:49pm
strewth.
Mister Dugong
Mister Dugong
368 posts
Mister Dugong Mister Dugong
368 posts
4 Feb 2010 12:38am
ken oath
AUS666
AUS666
89 posts
AUS666 AUS666
89 posts
4 Feb 2010 9:58pm
And from www.seabreeze.com.au/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=61766

"Im not an electrician but im willing to have a go."

Lets face it well give anything a go!
japie
japie
NSW
7146 posts
japie japie
NSW, 7146 posts
5 Feb 2010 2:34am
Maaayyyt

As said by a European Aussie

And:

And she is that ugly that you have to put snags around her neck to get the dog to play with her, or him as the case may be.
stribo
stribo
QLD
1628 posts
stribo stribo
QLD, 1628 posts
5 Feb 2010 2:13am
A freind posted this on a networking site...

"i've got a face like a smacked arse"
Damn that sun for hiding in the clouds all day
japie
japie
NSW
7146 posts
japie japie
NSW, 7146 posts
5 Feb 2010 6:01pm
IT'S NOT MCFRIES, ITS CHIPS!

She'll be apples!

Durry

Crib for smoko
japie
japie
NSW
7146 posts
japie japie
NSW, 7146 posts
5 Feb 2010 6:03pm
Oh and a universal truth, if hit has tits or wheels it will give you grief!
KiteDevil
KiteDevil
TAS
778 posts
KiteDevil KiteDevil
TAS, 778 posts
5 Feb 2010 6:18pm
Holy Snapping Duck Sh1t!.. you did what?!

Struth!
shear tip
shear tip
NSW
1125 posts
shear tip shear tip
NSW, 1125 posts
5 Feb 2010 11:09pm
Far Kurnell
old4dy
old4dy
NSW
147 posts
old4dy old4dy
NSW, 147 posts
6 Feb 2010 1:23am
dont phuckk with the baldies pal.
onstrings
onstrings
QLD
94 posts
onstrings onstrings
QLD, 94 posts
6 Feb 2010 1:41am
she's had more hits than shirley bassy
upwind
upwind
QLD
166 posts
upwind upwind
QLD, 166 posts
6 Feb 2010 4:10pm
Had a mate that was prematurely bald, we used to call him Mudguard. (shiny on top and **** underneath)
onstrings
onstrings
QLD
94 posts
onstrings onstrings
QLD, 94 posts
7 Feb 2010 2:30am
nah mate, thats me solar panels for the sex machine
(Bald head)
japie
japie
NSW
7146 posts
japie japie
NSW, 7146 posts
7 Feb 2010 3:52am
Nickname is Pothole, mate, I'm always in the road

and of homosexuality

If you want to push **** up hill boy, use a wheel barrow!
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