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Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
26 Jan 2010 8:56am
Let us all ring Joyce, for she is young and free. (hubba hubba)



"Stop shooting at my groin you bastards".....Ned Kelly

"He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich"......Colin Hayes


poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
WA, 9106 posts
26 Jan 2010 8:05am
Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrk......
Gestalt
Gestalt
QLD
14956 posts
QLD, 14956 posts
26 Jan 2010 10:09am
that's not a knife, this is a knife - paul hogan
Mobydisc
Mobydisc
NSW
9029 posts
NSW, 9029 posts
26 Jan 2010 11:10am
Fair dinkum

choco
choco
SA
4181 posts
SA, 4181 posts
26 Jan 2010 10:41am
"she'll be right"
Bangs like a dunny door in a storm
Flat out like a lizard drinkin

more..http://www.giddaymate.com.au/pages/aussie%20sayings.html
KEARNSY
KEARNSY
WA
1322 posts
WA, 1322 posts
26 Jan 2010 8:54am
Caarn Giz a go mate

As ugly as a bucket of smashed crabbs
GalahOnTheBay
GalahOnTheBay
NSW
4188 posts
NSW, 4188 posts
26 Jan 2010 11:57am
"Shoot straight, you bastards! Don't make a mess of it!" - Breaker Morant (apparently)
The Craw
The Craw
WA
229 posts
WA, 229 posts
26 Jan 2010 8:58am
D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.
AUS666
AUS666
89 posts
89 posts
26 Jan 2010 9:32am
f@#$in oath
Cassa
Cassa
WA
1305 posts
WA, 1305 posts
26 Jan 2010 9:35am
lower than a snakes belly in a wheel rut
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
QLD, 7436 posts
26 Jan 2010 12:04pm
"We have the same flag as the Kiwis because they are not a bad mob"

I said that, just now.
cisco
cisco
QLD
12365 posts
QLD, 12365 posts
26 Jan 2010 12:10pm
"Oh well, a slice off a cut loaf is never missed." Bryan Brown in the court room scene in Breaker Morant explaining his visit to another soldier's wife.

"He has as much 'grip' as a blue heeler on lino." The Footy Show.

"My cake of soap has more pubes on it than he has." Footy Show
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
QLD, 7436 posts
26 Jan 2010 12:12pm
NotWal said...

"We have the same flag as the Kiwis because they are not a bad mob"

I said that, just now.


Not only that but I think we should franchise it. Any mob who attains the standard of "not bad" should be allowed to fly it.
KEARNSY
KEARNSY
WA
1322 posts
WA, 1322 posts
26 Jan 2010 3:11pm
As ugly as a half sucked twistie
Watto5
Watto5
WA
87 posts
WA, 87 posts
26 Jan 2010 5:41pm
I've been "busier than a one armed paper boy with the crabs". Now I'm "further behind than a python's ar*e".
upwind
upwind
QLD
166 posts
QLD, 166 posts
26 Jan 2010 7:46pm
fair crack of the whip
fair suck of the sav
mate ya don't need warranty on this little beauty
mineral1
mineral1
WA
4564 posts
WA, 4564 posts
26 Jan 2010 6:18pm
Dunno who but.......
Stoooone the Crows!!!!!
Starveee the lizards!!!!
Mr. No-one
Mr. No-one
WA
921 posts
WA, 921 posts
26 Jan 2010 7:35pm
Tell him he's dreeeamin.
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
QLD, 4874 posts
26 Jan 2010 10:58pm
"Football, meatpies, kangaroos and Holden Cars" - Holden ad circa 1960's

"You're terrible Murial" - no reference required.

"Not Happy, Jan"
j murray
j murray
SA
947 posts
SA, 947 posts
27 Jan 2010 8:57am

EAH ???!!!....Qld idiosyncrasy....."love your t8t's EAH ???!!!!"
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
27 Jan 2010 9:14am
no, we do EAH...(sh1t we even type it)
brucey65
brucey65
79 posts
79 posts
27 Jan 2010 7:15am
my cats dead ....
grandfromage
grandfromage
WA
344 posts
WA, 344 posts
27 Jan 2010 8:54am
yeah naar...
brucey65
brucey65
79 posts
79 posts
27 Jan 2010 9:23am
my dog ate my cat!!
doggie
doggie
WA
15849 posts
WA, 15849 posts
27 Jan 2010 9:39am
So hungry I could eat the crotch out of a low flying duck/nun
Sailhack
Sailhack
VIC
5000 posts
VIC, 5000 posts
27 Jan 2010 1:08pm
Prob not great sayings, but a bit of our own lingo...

'No worries'

'Yeah, nah'

'Sh!t-fa-brains'

'She'll be rite' or 'She'z rite'

'No Wukkas' or 'No Wukken Furries'
elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
WA, 8890 posts
27 Jan 2010 10:13am
Tickle me grandmother
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
27 Jan 2010 1:28pm
struth !!!

cop this ya bastards !

what arrrrre ya ?.....what are you ?

by jingo

thunder box

Tuck shop

Howzat !
bingles
bingles
WA
363 posts
WA, 363 posts
27 Jan 2010 11:36am
Im onto it - like a seagull onto a sick prawn..
Watto5
Watto5
WA
87 posts
WA, 87 posts
27 Jan 2010 2:32pm
Mr. No-one said...

Tell him he's dreeeamin.

"Get ya hand of it Darryl"

ka43
ka43
NSW
3101 posts
NSW, 3101 posts
27 Jan 2010 7:55pm
Ya flamin' drongo!!!

Got a head like a dropped pie!!

Wouldnt be dead for quids.
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