NotWal said...
hoodie?
Those things are dysfunctional. You turn your head you can't see anything. You have to train your waist to fill in for your neck. There is a definite opportunity for improvement there.
How? Perfect for travelling on planes. Window shutters open for take off and landing....no problem, just activate the hood and enjoy the warm, soft, sight/sound sensory cocoon. Like to wear headphones and listen to some soothing sounds to help with the depression of being stuck on a plane and possibly being infected with SARS or Swinely Flu, then the hood, depending upon the weight of the material, doubles as an auditorium, abeit not a great one.
By strategically placing the In Flight Pillow into the hood, you can exponentially elevate your level of In Flight Comfort.
Don't want some annoying, chatty, **** seated next to you wanting to 'share' recent anecdotes from their life's journey? Simply activate the hood and it sends a clear signal that you are tired/drunk/still coming down and do not wish to engage in small talk, nor do you want to be disturbed by the offer of a menu nor a glass of wine. Kind of like instant Aspergers Syndrome that can turned on/off with a simple movement. Combined with sunglasses, allow's one to mentaly undress the Flight Steward and fantasise about her, and perhaps even her, a 6' x 6' plastic tarpaulin, an open fire and some baby oil, without the fear of detection.
Also very handy when you reach your destination as you can activate the hood and instantly create your own mini climate. Better than a Beanie (who wants to look like a Scaffolder bro) and Beanies can be easily lost.
Hoodies and Velcro are what makes me question my Agnostism
EDIT: The Hoodie must be of a plain colour bearing no logo's, particularly those that advertise some brand of overty Bogan/Small Penis Substitution/Surfwear lifestyle choice.
