"Dad, wheres the Duct tape?"
me, (half awake in front of the TV): 'In the second drawer...'
"Dad, where are those cardboard boxes?"
Me, (how can I concentrate on this race?): 'Back of the shed"
"Dad. can we use some Alfoil?"
Me, (the V8 race on TV is at a crucial moment): What?...sure.
The race finishes and there is strange laughter coming from outside.
"Dad, where is the camera?"
What am I, an organic home Google? Hmmm, better see what is going on......."
!!!!!!! My kids have hotted up the Beach Jalopy!

Jimmy Richards, eat your heart out!