new windsurfing attraction on the goldy

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Gestalt
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4 Feb 2012 9:59pm
me thinks whoever made this video is not really a water person. how is the ocean featureless. bloody offensive idea really

lotofwind
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4 Feb 2012 11:15pm
I think the meter maids are a better Gold Coast icon

Dont really understand why it would be a "new windsurfing attraction"?

Could be funny to see someone windsurf over the top of it just as it starts up though
Macroscien
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4 Feb 2012 10:26pm
featureless ??
Lets put a hundreds of offshore wind turbines , few oil rigs and sink a cruise ship just in seaway narrow mouth entry.
Build small shipyard on Paradise for bigger ocean liners traffic .



Then replace water fountain with real oil geyser - the highest in the world !!

so you from time to time you can even ignite the thing

that will be real thrill for overseas visitors ...
they will feel cozy here like home ...
Gestalt
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4 Feb 2012 10:36pm
we could windsurf out to it.

lotofwind said...

I think the meter maids are a better Gold Coast icon

Dont really understand why it would be a "new windsurfing attraction"?

Could be funny to see someone windsurf over the top of it just as it starts up though


Macroscien
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4 Feb 2012 10:38pm
New feature on the Gold Coast !!



Floating casino !!

disguised as oil rig

or

Oil rig that double as casino ..
Gestalt
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4 Feb 2012 10:44pm
give it time macrosien
Macroscien
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4 Feb 2012 10:45pm
Gestalt said...

we could windsurf out to it.

lotofwind said...

I think the meter maids are a better Gold Coast icon

Dont really understand why it would be a "new windsurfing attraction"?

Could be funny to see someone windsurf over the top of it just as it starts up though




What about kiters ? Why not kiters attraction ? They may have even more fun to catch this huge ejaculator in their wings.
Macroscien
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4 Feb 2012 11:42pm
GOLD COAST EJACULATOR - KITERS EXTERMINATOR
Rossco4215
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5 Feb 2012 3:42pm
Hi Gestalt. I'm an old fart but The Icon Geyser is my project. This jet celebrates the very thing you love, the ocean. Some news for u - many of the guys who build the digital jet and constructed the vid are all young and into a variety of surf sports. They all work on the Goldie and I've given them work and wages in the last few weeks. Love ur havin some fun with it and gotta get my cat one of those hats but with ear holes - Coles or Woollies?
Listen to the opening of the vid, it says that compared to the busyness of the city with cars, highrise, roads etc. etc. the ocean is flat, calm, featureless but not always. The "bloody offensive" hardly necessary. Lotsa workmates in my staffroom all surfers and I support their causes.
Rgds
Rossco4215
Gestalt said...

me thinks whoever made this video is not really a water person. how is the ocean featureless. bloody offensive idea really




Rossco4215
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5 Feb 2012 3:45pm
Mac, u been reading my mind. My cartoonist already working on some pics but we're using "Innoculation" so no sensorship problems.
Rgds
Rossco4215
Macroscien said...

GOLD COAST EJACULATOR - KITERS EXTERMINATOR


Rossco4215
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5 Feb 2012 3:49pm
Just me agn Mac - its my project and happy u guys are havin fun with it but media manager not happy with copyright issues. Just keep it on the site and I will be back to see what other fun u can have with it. That's why I employed another surfer dude/cartoonist to do some work with the jet.
Rgds
Rossco4215
Macroscien said...

New feature on the Gold Coast !!



Floating casino !!

disguised as oil rig

or

Oil rig that double as casino ..


Gestalt
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5 Feb 2012 4:03pm
well the video says, "there is an enormous contrast between the busyness of the city and the vast expanse of the featureless ocean.

if you believe that replicating the busyness and bulk of the city in the ocean is a good thing then more power to you.


Rossco4215 said...

Hi Gestalt. I'm an old fart but The Icon Geyser is my project. This jet celebrates the very thing you love, the ocean. Some news for u - many of the guys who build the digital jet and constructed the vid are all young and into a variety of surf sports. They all work on the Goldie and I've given them work and wages in the last few weeks. Love ur havin some fun with it and gotta get my cat one of those hats but with ear holes - Coles or Woollies?
Listen to the opening of the vid, it says that compared to the busyness of the city with cars, highrise, roads etc. etc. the ocean is flat, calm, featureless but not always. The "bloody offensive" hardly necessary. Lotsa workmates in my staffroom all surfers and I support their causes.
Rgds
Rossco4215
Gestalt said...

me thinks whoever made this video is not really a water person. how is the ocean featureless. bloody offensive idea really







lotofwind
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5 Feb 2012 6:12pm
Its got nothing to with making lots of money does it??

The ocean is perfect the way it is, let it be.
Mother nature has its own water spouts from the passing whales.

Build your toy in your own swimming pool maybe?
gregwed
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5 Feb 2012 6:43pm
When I first saw this I thought it must have been a joke!!
What the ......
As Lotofwind says, must be money involved.
If we have to go to this extent to have another attraction for the Goldy, I'm very disappointed! We have the mess of highrise right beside the beach, now we plan to stuff up the water side.
I'm totally against it!
albers
albers
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5 Feb 2012 7:56pm
gregwed said...

When I first saw this I thought it must have been a joke!!
What the ......
As Lotofwind says, must be money involved.
If we have to go to this extent to have another attraction for the Goldy, I'm very disappointed! We have the mess of highrise right beside the beach, now we plan to stuff up the water side.
I'm totally against it!


Totally agree!

Humans are f**cking up the solid part of the planet (as well as the gaseous part in the same process). Hey, why not find more ways to f**k up the liquid side of the planet.

Developers p!ss off!



Rossco4215
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5 Feb 2012 7:22pm
Mate - you dont get it do you. If I put the jet into the urban highrise area, it would be lost, un-noticed in the busy highrise but when I put something into the nothing space of ocean, it cant be missed by anyone.
Gestalt said...

well the video says, "there is an enormous contrast between the busyness of the city and the vast expanse of the featureless ocean.

if you believe that replicating the busyness and bulk of the city in the ocean is a good thing then more power to you.


Rossco4215 said...

Hi Gestalt. I'm an old fart but The Icon Geyser is my project. This jet celebrates the very thing you love, the ocean. Some news for u - many of the guys who build the digital jet and constructed the vid are all young and into a variety of surf sports. They all work on the Goldie and I've given them work and wages in the last few weeks. Love ur havin some fun with it and gotta get my cat one of those hats but with ear holes - Coles or Woollies?
Listen to the opening of the vid, it says that compared to the busyness of the city with cars, highrise, roads etc. etc. the ocean is flat, calm, featureless but not always. The "bloody offensive" hardly necessary. Lotsa workmates in my staffroom all surfers and I support their causes.
Rgds
Rossco4215
Gestalt said...

me thinks whoever made this video is not really a water person. how is the ocean featureless. bloody offensive idea really










Gestalt
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5 Feb 2012 7:34pm
no, i get it.

what you see as a featureless nothing space i see as natural unspoilt beauty.
Rossco4215
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5 Feb 2012 7:35pm
Guys, this is getting crazy. There is no money involved. This is a free gift to the city. Original idea I know but we're not all motivated by dosh. What do you guys think of the impact you have on noise, pollution, danger to yourselves and others of your sport, especially the jet ski guys; fishermen chucking bottles of grog overboard. Of everything we do in the ocean, ships, ket skis (yes) sand pumping to replenish beaches, artificial reefs to create wave breaks that dont work, sand pumping jetties, groins that don't work, desal intakes and on and on. A thousand surfers daily pissing into the ocean, get real, this jet is the least impacting of almost anything we do in the ocean and business will build and support it.
I support you guys but sometimes you're your own worst enemy.
gregwed said...

When I first saw this I thought it must have been a joke!!
What the ......
As Lotofwind says, must be money involved.
If we have to go to this extent to have another attraction for the Goldy, I'm very disappointed! We have the mess of highrise right beside the beach, now we plan to stuff up the water side.
I'm totally against it!


Squid Lips
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5 Feb 2012 5:41pm
Rossco4215 said...

Mate - you dont get it do you. If I put the jet into the urban highrise area, it would be lost, un-noticed in the busy highrise but when I put something into the nothing space of ocean, it cant be missed by anyone.



Like how no one notices the fountain at the Bellagio in Vegas?

Another against the idea here
albers
albers
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5 Feb 2012 8:48pm
Rossco4215 said...

Mate - you dont get it do you. If I put the jet into the urban highrise area, it would be lost, un-noticed in the busy highrise but when I put something into the nothing space of ocean, it cant be missed by anyone.


Hang on. Which ultimate being, that beyond reproach, deemed that a "jet" needed to be installed anywhere?

PS: Are you related to God, perchance?
Sailhack
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5 Feb 2012 8:59pm
We've screwed up most of our landscape with what we believe is beauty as opposed to actual 'natural beauty' - let's not stop there & screw up the ocean.

Personally, even if it is "a gift" and costs nothing (even if it generates millions) - it still has no place in the natural environment.

+1 against also (sorry Rossco, nothing personal but you can't stop to smell the roses if you're unable to see them).


"what you see as a featureless nothing space i see as natural unspoilt beauty" Hey Gestalt, I think this is my new favourite quote - good work.
lotofwind
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5 Feb 2012 9:10pm

Rossco4215 said...

Mate - you dont get it do you. If I put the jet into the urban highrise area, it would be lost, un-noticed in the busy highrise


I dont think you get it.
People are not complaining of the enviromental impact.
The nothing space of ocean ,as you put it, is the surfers,windsurfers kitesurfers NATURALY made playground.
I dont think many will like some man made fountain placed in the middle of it.
Most of us love the natural beauty of the ocean we play in and its an escape from the plastic man made world we live in.

"but when I put something into the nothing space of ocean, it cant be missed by anyone."
Exactly,,,,just because you want to see it dosent mean we have to be forced to.

I can feel a mass surfer paddle out in protest comming on
AJEaster
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5 Feb 2012 9:16pm
oh dear - something else to add to the tackiness of Surfers

Dear Gold Coast - Just because you can doesn't mean you should.......just sayin'
stamp
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5 Feb 2012 8:19pm
you build that monstrosity and i can guarantee it will (rightly) be sabotaged so many times that it will simply have to be removed after a few months.
Simon100
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5 Feb 2012 8:47pm
Check out the fake comments for it on youtube . I dont think there will be enough people that think this is a good idea for it to happen luckily .
Rossco4215
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5 Feb 2012 8:48pm
Sorry stamp but some people love it. U want to get to the structure, bring a bloody big welder, ur gonna need it. Oh - s%$# where do I plug it in!!! Honestly mate, dont know what your objection is, maybe if you spend some time to check it out, your concerns may be satisfied. Not tryin to insult you but keep it real and sensible ok. First, check out the website info rather than relying on second hand alarmist info.
What's your concern - talk to me about it - I'm genuinely interested in your view.
You might also abide by the rules of this site pls.
Regards
Rossco
quote]stamp said...

you build that monstrosity and i can guarantee it will (rightly) be sabotaged so many times that it will simply have to be removed after a few months.


Rossco4215
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5 Feb 2012 8:55pm
Simon, what fake comments on u-tube, tell me. Your presence in the broadwater or the sea with a coloured sail will have more impact than this jet.
Lets not deal with the whole jetski issue of noise, danger, accidents, irresponsibility etc. etc. Yes, I know the idiots are a small minority who ruin it for the responsible sports guys.
Explain ur problem, that is precisely why this idea was put out there but I cant deal with issues if u wont tell me what they are or they are just illogical.
Rgds
Rossco
Simon100 said...

Check out the fake comments for it on youtube . I dont think there will be enough people that think this is a good idea for it to happen luckily .


lotofwind
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5 Feb 2012 9:58pm
It seems the general public dont want this eye sore in their ocean.
stamp
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5 Feb 2012 8:58pm
ha!! plenty of engine drives on the gold coast. there is a diesel powered lincoln in my shed, no need for power.

but why would you need a welder anyway? an oxy set is all you need. that can be thrown into the back of any ute. not that i would do anything like that, i live way down on the tweed coast.

as to my issue- i think it is ugly, unnecessary, kitsch, tacky, disrespectful, and representative of a contempt for the ocean.
Sailhack
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5 Feb 2012 10:04pm
Rossco4215 said...

Your presence in the broadwater or the sea with a coloured sail will have more impact than this jet.


Except the sail doesn't require fuel, electricity, creates no noise, turbulence or affects the marine environment in any permanent way...also will be be packed up & taken home at the end of the day.


Lets not deal with the whole jetski issue of noise, danger, accidents, irresponsibility etc. etc.


Hmmm, you'll be struggling to find a jetskier on these forums, they're about as popular as your project seems to be.
Simon100
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5 Feb 2012 9:14pm
Rossco4215 said...

Simon, what fake comments on u-tube, tell me. Your presence in the broadwater or the sea with a coloured sail will have more impact than this jet.
Lets not deal with the whole jetski issue of noise, danger, accidents, irresponsibility etc. etc. Yes, I know the idiots are a small minority who ruin it for the responsible sports guys.
Explain ur problem, that is precisely why this idea was put out there but I cant deal with issues if u wont tell me what they are or they are just illogical.
Rgds
Rossco
Simon100 said...

Check out the fake comments for it on youtube . I dont think there will be enough people that think this is a good idea for it to happen luckily .




4 comments from the same person 3 acting independent and saying how nice it is , one apologizing for the video being down . You obviously like it and thats great it doesnt mean every one else will like it dont take offense at that like if it was in your back yard no one would care but i think alot of people on here dont want to see it when they go to the beach . Remember if it did ever happen it will have 4 big yellow markers around it to mark the water hazard wind exactly be real elegant then will it .
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