We all know most threads eventually go the way of (.Y.), strapped/upstrapped, kiting -v - windsurfing, polka-dots, death-leashes or giving the doctor a free t-shirt, but what's with people starting threads purely to troll for a reaction? (and that's on both side of the fence)
And dragging this one down to male porn stars, seriously... what the heck?

Who cares if most kiters are back on the beach at 25 knots, we were probably out there 2 hours before the poleys while you were waiting for it to pick up enough for you to get up on the plane. Do you really want us all out there at the same time anyway?
And how did the pool dinosaur fair?