Teabaggers carnt kite in 25+ knots, and most lakes

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Joe Cron
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26 Oct 2011 10:26pm
barn said...

Nope, I pieced it together, mostly from sugar packets.



Grandpa Simpson, love that quote, how's that for obscure.
Haircut
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26 Oct 2011 10:19pm


i watched showgirls
BulldogPup
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26 Oct 2011 8:27pm
albers said...

lotofwind said...

WOW,,you really know your male porn stars.
Not that theres anything wrong with that.
Pole envy??


Are you aware that the rapid development of the www. was mainy due to porn.





mmmmmmm,,,,,porn ..... droooool
chronic
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26 Oct 2011 11:42pm
albers said...

chronic said...

albers said...

barn said...
Dickward


I believe Barn was refering to Dick Ward who was an American baseball pitcher in the 1930's

He was also the father of Burt Ward who played Robin in the Batman TV series during the 1960's


so who is Dickwad then?




Dickwad was a porn star who life was the basis of the film "Boogie Nights".

He was also well known as Ron Jeremy's backup guy.




nah that was Dirk Digler ....
flipper4444
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27 Oct 2011 12:02am
fellas keep it real now!
Chris6791
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27 Oct 2011 12:38am
We all know most threads eventually go the way of (.Y.), strapped/upstrapped, kiting -v - windsurfing, polka-dots, death-leashes or giving the doctor a free t-shirt, but what's with people starting threads purely to troll for a reaction? (and that's on both side of the fence)

And dragging this one down to male porn stars, seriously... what the heck?

Who cares if most kiters are back on the beach at 25 knots, we were probably out there 2 hours before the poleys while you were waiting for it to pick up enough for you to get up on the plane. Do you really want us all out there at the same time anyway?

And how did the pool dinosaur fair?
surferstu
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27 Oct 2011 2:38am
anyone smart enough to put shorts with polka dots on the gorillas?
barn said...

dusta said...

barn said...

hahah, sorry I can't maintain this facade.. Happy with a few bites tho..

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin's_law

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law


wow now you're quoting wikipedia links , GG for credible internet information bro .


In this context Wiki is more than acceptable little dude.

You're just regurgitating something you have heard somebody say about wiki, aren't you?



How bout you find me a noteworthy error in one of these articles?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Algebra

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zeus

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pancakes

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neurobiology

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dicotyledons

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cnidaria

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chess

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yahweh


Joe Cron said...


You really are up to date with what's happening on the interwebs.

Sure you don't have a formal qualification in this sh!t somewhere?


Nope, I pieced it together, mostly from sugar packets.


(*Edit, quote this post to see how to make the picture move)
img-fotki.yandex.ru/get/4407/mr-ostrovok.6/0_5fcc3_b0e9a3db_orig


hamburglar
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27 Oct 2011 6:59am
Joe Cron said...

hamburglar said...

ha ha i lost my imaginary friend around 5 years old......

maybe they wern't monkeys as you see them now but primative ones ,
bit like human evolution only for monkeys



Good for you. No one can tell you what you believe.
On another topic, hamburglar, this is f#@kin gold.


Plz tell the story, how did he even get into the wave - you can't paddle that pool dinosaur, was it a reef break, did he get shacked, if so did he make it, who is this comedy genius, how heavy was the inevitable wipeout, was it the last anyone saw of the pool dinosaur?

I know barn hates outdated internet memes and acronyms, but I bet even he LOLS




when he sees this one.


ummmm this is the part were i could tell a big whopper of a story ,which in
person i wouldn't hesitate, but i'm not much of a typer so, alas it isn't me found it somewhere on the interweb and have wondered the same.
Most likely towed in on a reef.how did it end,the helmet says it all
Joe Cron
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27 Oct 2011 8:03am
Haircut said...


i watched showgirls

me too, great mammories of that show

hamburglar said...
the helmet says it all

classic
albers
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27 Oct 2011 8:30am
chronic said...

albers said...

chronic said...

albers said...

barn said...
Dickward


I believe Barn was refering to Dick Ward who was an American baseball pitcher in the 1930's

He was also the father of Burt Ward who played Robin in the Batman TV series during the 1960's


so who is Dickwad then?




Dickwad was a porn star who life was the basis of the film "Boogie Nights".

He was also well known as Ron Jeremy's backup guy.




nah that was Dirk Digler ....


Dick Wad,... Dick Dangler,... Dirk Digler,.. all close enough in my book
Sailhack
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27 Oct 2011 9:26am
lotofwind said...

Yes , everyone does.
but most men wouldnt know the names of male porn stars.
Or watch the credits at the end,,let alone to find out the names of the dudes?
Well,, males that dont poledance anyway




Not sure about that - as a teen, we had our heros...someone to aspire to, legends in their chosen vocation, so of course you would know their names...just in case the career opportunity arose!
elmo
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27 Oct 2011 8:19am
Mark _australia
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27 Oct 2011 8:25am
Chris6791 said...

We all know most threads eventually go the way of (.Y.), strapped/upstrapped, kiting -v - windsurfing, polka-dots, death-leashes or giving the doctor a free t-shirt, but what's with people starting threads purely to troll for a reaction? (and that's on both side of the fence)

And dragging this one down to male porn stars, seriously... what the heck?

Who cares if most kiters are back on the beach at 25 knots, we were probably out there 2 hours before the poleys while you were waiting for it to pick up enough for you to get up on the plane. Do you really want us all out there at the same time anyway?

And how did the pool dinosaur fair?


Egg Zachary

Spot on.

Except for the part about male porn stars

The "" would be the female lead, would it not?
Well, unless one watches the other kind of video..........
Windxtasy
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27 Oct 2011 1:07pm
elmo said...




I wonder if they had to pay the cameraman to shoot that clip, or if they were inundated with volunteers?
Samuellae
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27 Oct 2011 5:06pm
flipper4444 said...

It's just too gusty for da boys. And they cant kite in off shore wind. And they cant kite in small areas full of people, cause there lines are to long. And they cant launch there kites from a beach full of rocks at least windsurfers still can..Thats why windsurfing is better The reason more girls do it is because girls like fancy colours and so do gays


case in point regarding gusts:



that would've taken someone sky high if they had rigged for 6knots...
lotofwind
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27 Oct 2011 6:18pm
^^^^^^Ûmmmmmmm,,I think thats wave height in feet.
doggie
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27 Oct 2011 4:27pm
lotofwind said...

^^^^^^Ûmmmmmmm,,I think thats wave height in feet.


Wow no posts in over an hour!!
Carantoc
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27 Oct 2011 4:53pm
doggie said...

lotofwind said...

^^^^^^Ûmmmmmmm,,I think thats wave height in feet.


Wow no posts in over an hour!!


Is the popularity of teabaggin' baggin' declining ?
Carantoc
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27 Oct 2011 4:54pm
lotofwind said...

^^^^^^Ûmmmmmmm,,I think thats wave height in feet.


Ummmmmmmm, I think thats the wave period in seconds
doggie
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27 Oct 2011 5:34pm
Carantoc said...

doggie said...

lotofwind said...

^^^^^^Ûmmmmmmm,,I think thats wave height in feet.


Wow no posts in over an hour!!


Is the popularity of teabaggin' baggin' declining ?


I think so
lotofwind
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27 Oct 2011 8:59pm
doggie said...

lotofwind said...

^^^^^^Ûmmmmmmm,,I think thats wave height in feet.


Wow no posts in over an hour!!


Its past 7:30pm,
The elderly tend to eat dinner at 5pm and the rules at the oldies home is lights out by 7:30pm , so always gets quiet in here.
Shhhhhhhh,dont wake them up.

Sorry,Im wrong.
Its Thursday,,,pension night.
Im guessing there isnt a pokie machine free anywhere.
albers
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27 Oct 2011 9:47pm
Mark _australia said...

Chris6791 said...

We all know most threads eventually go the way of (.Y.), strapped/upstrapped, kiting -v - windsurfing, polka-dots, death-leashes or giving the doctor a free t-shirt, but what's with people starting threads purely to troll for a reaction? (and that's on both side of the fence)

And dragging this one down to male porn stars, seriously... what the heck?

Who cares if most kiters are back on the beach at 25 knots, we were probably out there 2 hours before the poleys while you were waiting for it to pick up enough for you to get up on the plane. Do you really want us all out there at the same time anyway?

And how did the pool dinosaur fair?


Egg Zachary

Spot on.

Except for the part about male porn stars

The "" would be the female lead, would it not?
Well, unless one watches the other kind of video..........



Mark Australia, you shine the light of comedy in the ongoing darkness of "poleys vs teabaggers"
lotofwind
lotofwind
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27 Oct 2011 10:12pm
Naaaaaa,,,,,,he is a below average troll.
Not even close to the windsurfing forum legend knowen world wide as,,KOTP.
nebbian
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28 Oct 2011 10:19am
Ok this one has run its course.

A quick reminder of the forum rules: www.seabreeze.com.au/Members/Help/ForumRules.aspx :

The relevant ones are here:
* No abuse, insults or personal attacks
* No trolling
* No inappropriate or illegal material

While some of the posts were funny (and the whole idea of this forum is to keep it fun) we've had some complaints about it. So if you want to stay in our good books, please think twice before posting inflammatory comments.

Remember, keep it fun!
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