Caption competition #41

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Richiefish
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19 Nov 2008 10:52am
"Happiness is a warm gun".......(bang bang shoot shooot)
red
red
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red red
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19 Nov 2008 11:55am
"Nah - mah man wears protection - a Flak Jacket"
Bondalucci
Bondalucci
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19 Nov 2008 6:34pm




NotWal
NotWal
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19 Nov 2008 6:32pm
The move away from skinny models is taking off and the girls have a much more healthy body image.
NotWal
NotWal
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19 Nov 2008 6:44pm


Whadaya mean? Who repealed the gay wedding law?
sausage
sausage
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19 Nov 2008 6:51pm
Male looks at photo and thinks "Lovely gun, bet she'd be an easy lay"
Female looks at photo and thinks "lovely engagement ring, bloody fat slapper"
NotWal
NotWal
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19 Nov 2008 7:11pm
Olga was affectionate but demanding. She could strip and reassemble an AK weapon blindfolded in 30 seconds, a skill that earned a great deal of street cred, and had the target of her affection reaching for chemical assistance.
fatwa
fatwa
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19 Nov 2008 9:57pm
GET OUT ... of the gene pool.
Richiefish
Richiefish
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19 Nov 2008 8:57pm
the groom has some "performance an anxiety"
Wet Willy
Wet Willy
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19 Nov 2008 11:10pm
Mark _australia said...

Billy-Sue's audition for actiongirls.com was unsuccessful.....


(worth a look fellas )


Thanks for the tip


Hey, try hogtied or mr chews....
Bondalucci
Bondalucci
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20 Nov 2008 1:01am



I'm not sure that the tiara (spelling?) does anything to help soften the look at all.
greenleader
greenleader
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20 Nov 2008 12:41am
yes pastor, i know all the guests have gone home and he probably isn't coming.

have you got a light?

are you married?
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
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20 Nov 2008 12:05am
'you look mighty cute in them jeans, boyyyy' ... ' now come ere'



(apologies to Eddie Murphy)

To the young ones, get the Eddie Murphy standup videos Raw and Delirious and then you will get it

This one is too long so I might call it tomorrow a.m


Richiefish
Richiefish
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20 Nov 2008 8:48am
Mark _australia said...

'you look mighty cute in them jeans, boyyyy' ... ' now come ere'



(apologies to Eddie Murphy)

To the young ones, get the Eddie Murphy standup videos Raw and Delirious and then you will get it

This one is too long so I might call it tomorrow a.m




dont you cum too quick there boy, or I'll tense my butt cheeks and rip your *@$% off !!!!
Waiting4wind
Waiting4wind
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20 Nov 2008 10:17am
Hit me with the ugly stick again and I'll let you have it!
elmo
elmo
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20 Nov 2008 8:29am
Not every bride looks radiant on their wedding day
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
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20 Nov 2008 10:53am
OK I'm calling it.

Front runners (on thumbs votes)

Elmo PMS on your wedding day

Bender Does my bum look big in this dress

Stamp "er, hi honey...i'm guessing you've seen the buck's night video? let me explain..."

Stamp again (on a roll): after skipping out before the vows on his wedding day to enjoy 25 knots and 6 foot peeling lefts, john wasn't all that surprised to see betty waiting for him in the backyard when he got home.....

Mr No one Is there anyone here who has a reason why these two should not be married, speak now and forever rest in peace.

Richiefish's awesome kiter pic (and the fact he quoted another line from Eddie Murphy's standup which made me feel not so old)

But there can be only one.......

Porka Today's my f&^king day and I look f&^cking beautiful... OK?"

Take it away Porka
Wet Willy
Wet Willy
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20 Nov 2008 1:15pm
Scusie?

*Ahem*

Don't I at least get an honourable mention?

"Up against the wall, motherfunkers! Smooch is BACK!"

Lots of green thumbs there! More than most! In fact I thought I pretty much had it in the bag!

You wound me, sir...

(no offence to Porka)

Anyone who agrees with me, please click on the red thumb
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
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20 Nov 2008 11:20am
Yes it was very clever, timely etc and I was going to pick u.
But Laurie said no more picking on people and I'm a suck hole who wants to win the KA sail comp.

Luv ya work though
Wet Willy
Wet Willy
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20 Nov 2008 4:21pm
Mark _australia said...

Yes it was very clever, timely etc and I was going to pick u.
But Laurie said no more picking on people and I'm a suck hole who wants to win the KA sail comp.

Luv ya work though


That's good enough for me!

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