"this? oh this is what i done gonna point at the priest when he tells me i can't marry my cousin. its the same one my mamma used at her weddin."

machinegun felatio ?????

The newest member married into the mafia

Sarah Palin's oldest daughter was secreted away during her recent push for the White House. Sarah commented after that she went moose hunting with Sherrii-an in the snow thinking this was the best camouflage for the occassion, but unfortunately the glare from her daughter's tiara scared the moose away.

Upthere said...

The Father of the bride is probably carrying a Bazooka

Somehow I think she's carrying two of her own.

Who said I shouldn't be wearing white, Of course I am still a fkn virgin.

other things to wear over your wetsuit

A Mel Brooks wedding ? (or just plain kinky???)

Does anybody gathered here today object to me marrying mar sister ???

Plain clothes Secret Service operatives blend seamlessly with the natives.

Bender said...

Does my bum look big in this dress???

Bender your bum looks good in any dress

so Snides tells me anyway

Bender said...

elmo said...

Bender said...

Does my bum look big in this dress???

Bender your bum looks good in any dress

so Snides tells me anyway

i thought was goes on tour stays on tour. How embarrrrrrrasment

What tour?

Richiefish said...

all the way

In Afghanistan a woman's dowry has changed over the centuries, why it wasn't all that long ago that a donkey was considered top shelf.

Hey little sister what have you done?
Hey little sister who's the only one?
Hey little sister who's your superman?
Hey little sister who's the one you want?
Hey little sister shot gun!

It's a nice day to start again.
It's a nice day for a white wedding.
It's a nice day to start again.

Hey little sister who is it you're with?
Hey little sister what's your vice and wish?
Hey little sister shot gun (oh yeah)
Hey little sister who's your superman?
Hey little sister shot gun!

It's a nice day to start again (come on)
It's a nice day for a white wedding
It's a nice day to start again.

(Pick it up)

Take me back home

Hey little sister what have you done?
Hey little sister who's the only one?
I've been away for so long (so long)
I've been away for so long (so long)
I let you go for so long

It's a nice day to start again (come on)
It's a nice day for a white wedding
It's a nice day to start again.

There is nothin' fair in this world
There is nothin' safe in this world
And there's nothin' sure in this world
And there's nothin' pure in this world
Look for something left in this world
Start again

Come on
It's a nice day for a white wedding
It's a nice day to start again.
It's a nice day to start again.
It's a nice day to start again