Caption Competition # 40

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wet dreams
wet dreams
NSW
29 posts
NSW, 29 posts
14 Nov 2008 9:08pm
Sandeep's role as ' creative chef ' at the Coogee Bay Hotel led him to unusual sources of inspiration for bistro menu.
Spearsy
Spearsy
SA
213 posts
SA, 213 posts
14 Nov 2008 9:22pm
Finally Edwardo the elephant proves that humans really are sh+it Heads
greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
QLD, 5283 posts
14 Nov 2008 10:47pm
hurry rupee, the cats head goes into my bum, then the mouses into the cats bum.

put it on youtube and we are in the guiness book of records!
Dawn Patrol
Dawn Patrol
WA
1991 posts
WA, 1991 posts
15 Nov 2008 12:28am


Batmans fundings were cut significantly during the last financial crisis.
wormy
wormy
QLD
679 posts
QLD, 679 posts
15 Nov 2008 7:26am
Elepahant said " I don't no why they make elephant vibraters look like humans? But next time I want one without the yellow power cord"
Bondalucci
Bondalucci
VIC
1580 posts
VIC, 1580 posts
15 Nov 2008 10:22am
.......and to think, once upon a time a Magician was considered good if he could pull a rabbit out of his hat!!!

NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
QLD, 7436 posts
15 Nov 2008 11:55am
When Ranjeed tried to put an Indian spin on the old chook on the head gag it all went horribly wrong.
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
15 Nov 2008 12:14pm
(muffled) Dont let the tail hit me ! It feels icky !!!
stamp
stamp
QLD
2797 posts
QLD, 2797 posts
15 Nov 2008 1:50pm
"well i guess i owe you 5 bucks. you CAN fit an apprentice in there"
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
15 Nov 2008 2:08pm
background music : How deep is your love? (Bee Gees)
Gestalt
Gestalt
QLD
14954 posts
QLD, 14954 posts
15 Nov 2008 2:12pm
drug smuggling indian style,
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
15 Nov 2008 2:13pm
OK , open your eyes. SURPRISE !
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
QLD, 4874 posts
15 Nov 2008 2:21pm
Reminds me of the joke about a mouse having 5ex with an elephant and there's a monkey in a tree throwing coconuts, and each time the elephant groans when hit, the mouse yells out "suffer you b#^ch"

If anyone knows the whole joke, keep it to themselves
landyacht
landyacht
WA
5921 posts
WA, 5921 posts
15 Nov 2008 10:01pm
Move over Ashmed theres still 2 more of us to get in!
elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
WA, 8890 posts
15 Nov 2008 10:18pm
Wish I didn't have to go sloppy seconds
greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
QLD, 5283 posts
15 Nov 2008 11:20pm
table 5, your dinner is almost ready.
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23648 posts
WA, 23648 posts
15 Nov 2008 11:29pm
Akmal regretted NOT betting for Obama
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
QLD, 7436 posts
16 Nov 2008 1:22am
Julio couldn't understand it. Hortense was usually very testy with vets but she was more than accepting of Dr Herriot and he was epileptic. "That man has a way with animals" he thought.
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
QLD, 7436 posts
16 Nov 2008 2:02am
It takes a big girl to play "hide the sausage" with Sausage.
Wet Willy
Wet Willy
TAS
2317 posts
TAS, 2317 posts
16 Nov 2008 4:50am
Hey wait a minute, why have we decided that these guys are Indian? The guy on the right doesn't look at all Indian; he could be of many races, and so could the guy on the left....elephants are found in Africa, India, Thailand, maybe Mauritius and Madagascar...but my guess is this pic is from the USA, or else they wouldn't have plastic bags AND boots...so the 3 guys could be from 3 different backgrounds. The guy on the right could be Afro-Cuban, for example, and the dude to the left could be Mexican or Asian...anything is possible if you see beyond the veil of Aussie racial stereotyping...

The dude in the middle should definitely be getting paid the most, though!

MikeyS
MikeyS
VIC
1509 posts
VIC, 1509 posts
16 Nov 2008 6:49am
Wet Willy said...

The dude in the middle should definitely be getting paid the most, though!




Whadda ya mean "getting paid" for this. Are you kidding? Do you know how much you have to pay to get this kind of "happy ending"?
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
16 Nov 2008 8:52am
Wet Willy said...

Hey wait a minute, why have we decided that these guys are Indian? The guy on the right doesn't look at all Indian; he could be of many races, and so could the guy on the left....elephants are found in Africa, India, Thailand, maybe Mauritius and Madagascar...but my guess is this pic is from the USA, or else they wouldn't have plastic bags AND boots...so the 3 guys could be from 3 different backgrounds. The guy on the right could be Afro-Cuban, for example, and the dude to the left could be Mexican or Asian...anything is possible if you see beyond the veil of Aussie racial stereotyping...

The dude in the middle should definitely be getting paid the most, though!




maybe they're not dudes at all !!! maybe they're chicks ????
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
16 Nov 2008 8:54am
the new "back to the womb" therapy was an outstanding success !!!
Gestalt
Gestalt
QLD
14954 posts
QLD, 14954 posts
16 Nov 2008 9:34am
osama, you in here?
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
QLD, 4874 posts
16 Nov 2008 11:01am
NotWal said...

It takes a big girl to play "hide the sausage" with Sausage.



Can't really say much about elephants but do have some very distant past experience with cows and dogs [put flame suit on]
Upthere
Upthere
QLD
348 posts
QLD, 348 posts
16 Nov 2008 11:11am
And i thought i had problems with my bowels
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23648 posts
WA, 23648 posts
16 Nov 2008 10:28am
Wet Willy said...

Hey wait a minute, why have we decided that these guys are Indian? The guy on the right doesn't look at all Indian; he could be of many races, and so could the guy on the left....elephants are found in Africa, India, Thailand, maybe Mauritius and Madagascar...but my guess is this pic is from the USA, or else they wouldn't have plastic bags AND boots...so the 3 guys could be from 3 different backgrounds. The guy on the right could be Afro-Cuban, for example, and the dude to the left could be Mexican or Asian...anything is possible if you see beyond the veil of Aussie racial stereotyping...

The dude in the middle should definitely be getting paid the most, though!




Get off ya soapbox Willy.

I reckon they are all caucasians...... the other two fellas have already had their turns in the elephant

Wet Willy
Wet Willy
TAS
2317 posts
TAS, 2317 posts
16 Nov 2008 3:34pm
Mark _australia said...

Wet Willy said...

Hey wait a minute, why have we decided that these guys are Indian? The guy on the right doesn't look at all Indian; he could be of many races, and so could the guy on the left....elephants are found in Africa, India, Thailand, maybe Mauritius and Madagascar...but my guess is this pic is from the USA, or else they wouldn't have plastic bags AND boots...so the 3 guys could be from 3 different backgrounds. The guy on the right could be Afro-Cuban, for example, and the dude to the left could be Mexican or Asian...anything is possible if you see beyond the veil of Aussie racial stereotyping...

The dude in the middle should definitely be getting paid the most, though!




Get off ya soapbox Willy.

I reckon they are all caucasians...... the other two fellas have already had their turns in the elephant








Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
16 Nov 2008 4:23pm
Isnt that what we are all thinking really ? whats in my elephant ????
pweedas
pweedas
WA
4642 posts
WA, 4642 posts
16 Nov 2008 4:03pm



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