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elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
WA, 8890 posts
13 Nov 2008 1:32pm
When you are in this position the last thing you want is for someone to scare the elephant
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23648 posts
WA, 23648 posts
13 Nov 2008 1:35pm
Hey Davo, I bet you can't thumb the back wheels in also
Tiddlywinks
Tiddlywinks
WA
164 posts
WA, 164 posts
13 Nov 2008 1:36pm
I don`t know what the fuss is all about, It`s actually quite nice in here.
Bender
Bender
WA
2236 posts
WA, 2236 posts
13 Nov 2008 1:36pm
elmo said...

When you are in this position the last thing you want is for someone to scare the elephant


By whats going on in that photo i think the Elephant is mighty scared
knot board
knot board
QLD
1241 posts
QLD, 1241 posts
13 Nov 2008 2:49pm
Of course this is a girl elephant!
Do you think I'm some kind of sicko?
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
13 Nov 2008 3:32pm
george thinks he is a gerbel.......( no one can beat up to your nuts in guts)
elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
WA, 8890 posts
13 Nov 2008 2:54pm
Something told me the new Zoo managers fund raising scheme "Bobbing for apples" wasn't going to be a success
wormy
wormy
QLD
679 posts
QLD, 679 posts
13 Nov 2008 6:23pm
With tusk ivory becoming shorter and shorter the poachers are now going to the root of the source.
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
QLD, 7436 posts
13 Nov 2008 7:15pm
Witnesses at the birth of the elephant man were stunned, but José reckons it was a trick. "There's nothing these illegal immigrants wont try" he said.
ironized
ironized
23 posts
23 posts
13 Nov 2008 6:16pm
i ran out of bull **** to post about..
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
QLD, 7436 posts
13 Nov 2008 7:25pm
The hazards of playing musical chairs with an elephant.
Flyingdutchy
Flyingdutchy
ACT
34 posts
ACT, 34 posts
13 Nov 2008 8:46pm
New test for Prostate cancer in elephants.....forget the finger....just shove the vet up there instead!!
greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
QLD, 5283 posts
13 Nov 2008 7:47pm
sanjeev, you must fix the oven!

i refuse to keep heating up our dinner in here.
ka72
ka72
QLD
585 posts
QLD, 585 posts
13 Nov 2008 8:11pm
Rajiv had completely forgotten Simba the Elephant was trained to sit on large red boxes. Next time he'll be more careful where he stops for his lunch!
Wet Willy
Wet Willy
TAS
2317 posts
TAS, 2317 posts
13 Nov 2008 11:40pm
Sanjeev spent his life savings to have himself smuggled into Australia...

...little did he know he would spend the rest of his days in Taronga Zoo, in a dark room with one small window
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
QLD, 7436 posts
13 Nov 2008 11:39pm
Bugger this catching elephants. Next time I'll take the bus.
Bondalucci
Bondalucci
VIC
1580 posts
VIC, 1580 posts
14 Nov 2008 1:32am



..... and MC Hammer has never been seen since.
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
QLD, 4874 posts
14 Nov 2008 12:32am
His family name originated like so many other occupational surnames.....
and just like his grandfather's grandfather, Mr. Anil Poojabi dreamt one day his son would follow head first in his footsteps, and although having spent every one of his school holidays working for his dad holding up the tail, Deppsh!tty Poojabi dreamt of becoming a rodeo clown. If only he had the courage to tell his dad.
greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
QLD, 5283 posts
14 Nov 2008 12:57am
at the heavenly heilani health retreat the deep cleansing facial mud pack was always booked out!
russh
russh
SA
3027 posts
SA, 3027 posts
14 Nov 2008 9:27am
"If you have to wear protection the ribbed suits are better " said the elephant!
russh
russh
SA
3027 posts
SA, 3027 posts
14 Nov 2008 9:31am
I told not to sit down but he wouldn't listen - no we have no vaseline - of course no ones laughing at you dad.
elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
WA, 8890 posts
14 Nov 2008 8:08am
One day they'll get us a decent Dark room for developing the tourists photos
knot board
knot board
QLD
1241 posts
QLD, 1241 posts
14 Nov 2008 9:11am
Dad, why can’t you hide your money under the matress like normal people?
elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
WA, 8890 posts
14 Nov 2008 8:15am
George Bush is still searching for those missing weapons of mass destruction
knot board
knot board
QLD
1241 posts
QLD, 1241 posts
14 Nov 2008 9:35am
The Indonesian government sentenced Mulkas, Ambrosi and Samudra to life inside an elephant.
grumplestiltskin
grumplestiltskin
WA
2331 posts
WA, 2331 posts
14 Nov 2008 9:28am
Its just amazing what a colonic irrigation will flush out!
555
555
892 posts
555 555
892 posts
14 Nov 2008 9:54am
Mark _australia said...

It only feels kinky the first time.


sailpilot
sailpilot
QLD
787 posts
QLD, 787 posts
14 Nov 2008 12:01pm
Jumbo the gourmet connoseur decides to quit eating at the vindaloo indian restaurant, "those indians just go straight through me".
Bondalucci
Bondalucci
VIC
1580 posts
VIC, 1580 posts
14 Nov 2008 7:15pm


Paddy, the Irish Animal Dentist, said he was confident he would be able to fill Dumbo's cavity.

elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
WA, 8890 posts
14 Nov 2008 6:50pm
If it looks like sh1t,
If it smells like sh1t
It may be Vet
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