A coach of my 17's rugby side was called minibus cause he's half a coach. Also had a mate called Showbags cause he was full of sh1t. Another mate had a nickname Penis. It was kind of embarrassing calling out "go penis" when playing footy.
got a mate called cyclone Bob.........slow moving depression!
... then realising I have become a magical giant because the wax is like a little bitty block of wax for one of those surfing rat's boards compared to my massive magical giant hand!
Driven down to Sydney in the pouring rain for a wedding this arvo and as I get here the rain is starting to clear. Thank goodness for that as its an outdoor wedding!