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chrispychru

QLD

7932 posts

chrispychru

QLD, 7932 posts

19 Sep 2012 9:37pm

62mac said...

Smash him mate

hey i was pretty polite about it all

BulldogPup

6657 posts

BulldogPup

6657 posts

19 Sep 2012 8:56pm

Love it

towball

4634 posts

towball

4634 posts

21 Sep 2012 2:54pm

the prick over the back from me again, will stick his stero up his arse shortly[}:)]

Scotty88

4214 posts

Scotty88

4214 posts

21 Sep 2012 3:07pm

towball said...

the prick over the back from me again, will stick his stero up his arse shortly[}:)]

Make sure it's ungreased TB.

BTW what music are they playing ? Gansta rap stuff ?

chrispychru

QLD

7932 posts

chrispychru

QLD, 7932 posts

21 Sep 2012 9:40pm

towball said...

the prick over the back from me again, will stick his stero up his arse shortly[}:)]

settle down you old whiny bastard...let the kids have fun

obct

NSW

3487 posts

obct

NSW, 3487 posts

22 Sep 2012 4:57am

towball said...

the prick over the back from me again, will stick his stero up his arse shortly[}:)]

I'm assuming they think they have every right to play Led Zeplin turned up to 11 at midnight.

Just like you have every right to play Barry Manilow at 7am turned up to 12 and forgetting to turn it off when you went for a wave at the same time

towball

4634 posts

towball

4634 posts

22 Sep 2012 9:22am

Led Zeplin is just fine with me . I have been known to give him a couple of rocks on his roof when I go for a surf at 5am all ready in the water at 7

Pfffft Don't have Barry Manilow

not really a music person . when I have to have head phones on to watch TV I think it;s a bit much . the noise stopped soon after I posted he's either a lurker in the green room or somone rang noise control (wasn't me )

obct said...

towball said...

the prick over the back from me again, will stick his stero up his arse shortly[}:)]

Prawnhead

NSW

1317 posts

Prawnhead

NSW, 1317 posts

22 Sep 2012 11:26am

towball said...

Led Zeplin is just fine with me . I have been known to give him a couple of rocks on his roof when I go for a surf at 5am all ready in the water at 7

Pfffft Don't have Barry Manilow

obct said...

towball said...

the prick over the back from me again, will stick his stero up his arse shortly[}:)]

isn't that what lawnmowers /blowers were invented for
torturing the hungover...

towball

4634 posts

towball

4634 posts

22 Sep 2012 9:30am

Pay somone to mow my lawns

Prawnhead said...

towball said...

Led Zeplin is just fine with me . I have been known to give him a couple of rocks on his roof when I go for a surf at 5am all ready in the water at 7

Pfffft Don't have Barry Manilow

obct said...

towball said...

the prick over the back from me again, will stick his stero up his arse shortly[}:)]

isn't that what lawnmowers /blowers were invented for
torturing the hungover...

smicko

2503 posts

smicko

WA, 2503 posts

22 Sep 2012 9:37am

My two year old for deciding that 4:30am is a good time to get up when it's his Mothers turn for a Saturday sleep in.

jasdeking

QLD

1820 posts

jasdeking

QLD, 1820 posts

22 Sep 2012 8:47pm

chrispychru said...

the dick head that pulled out of the servo(4bie ute with a trailer)..went straight..then crossed two lanes without a blinker on and did a u turn in front of me.
blasted the horn as i thought my abs might kick in...the twat almost comes to a stop..oh sorry he almost did with that ricockolous stunt...then gave me the finger.

i will find you and **** in your eyeballs scrotum breath...mmm all good

was he wearing an old guys rule shirt? must have been

Ted the Kiwi

NSW

14256 posts

Ted the Kiwi

NSW, 14256 posts

26 Sep 2012 11:05pm

chrispychru said...

62mac said...

Smash him mate

hey i was pretty polite about it all

Yeah right

It was a farrrrken stupid move on his part. Idiot.

chrispychru

QLD

7932 posts

chrispychru

QLD, 7932 posts

27 Sep 2012 6:19am

Ted the Kiwi said...

chrispychru said...

62mac said...

Smash him mate

hey i was pretty polite about it all

Yeah right

It was a farrrrken stupid move on his part. Idiot.

i was polite...ask andrea

they usually get a juice bottle filled with ciggie butts hoiked at em

BulldogPup

6657 posts

BulldogPup

6657 posts

27 Sep 2012 4:48am

BulldogPup

6657 posts

BulldogPup

6657 posts

27 Sep 2012 6:20am

That shizzy Lotto dude who farked it up yet again

you're delaying my solstice in byron or coffs ..... bastard bastard bastard bastard farken bastard farken

62mac

24860 posts

62mac

WA, 24860 posts

14 Oct 2012 6:20pm

A couple today.

First up was the out of town yellow wagon taxi driver doing 72 in the right hand lane in a 80 zone,when I stuck it up his ar-e he hit the brakes down to 60 so I flew up beside him and gave the indian some curry.

The push bike rider who nearly ran me down as I was walking on the beach path after a surf,I wasn't looking and he said look next time so he too got a lashing he turned to have a go so he got the finger.

beerdead

NSW

433 posts

beerdead

NSW, 433 posts

14 Oct 2012 9:42pm

Locky24 said...
What about little turds that work in board stores that treat everyone more than 2 years older than them like gumby's or try to sell you a board that is way to small or way to thin.

I am 6'4" and 120 KG and just a few weeks ago went into one such shop.
The kid tried to sell me a 6'4" x 19 1/2 x 2 1/2. And was trying to convince me it would float me.

WTF !!
I know its not OK but some times I would like to give some of these little grubs a stinger around the back of the ear.

And its not the first time this has happened either.
How many of you out there has this happened to also

AGREE +++. BUT ON THE EAR. NOT BEHIND IT. AND KICK EM IN THE CODS AS WELL.

beerdead

NSW

433 posts

beerdead

NSW, 433 posts

14 Oct 2012 9:53pm

jasdeking said...
anyone wearing an old guys rule t shirt..

has this been said already? im sure it has

OK. Punch me, and I'll show why we rule.

Seriously though, tough guys. You know, muscular, tight T shirt wearing, head up their arse, wouldn't give you the time of day, don't give you space to pass, and have no idea how ****ing useless they really are. Or have any idea how useful that old bloke they just dismissed could be. You know, the old bloke who has a beer gut but can still kick the top of the doorway.

weiry

QLD

5396 posts

weiry

QLD, 5396 posts

15 Oct 2012 6:46pm

The F***head that lets there cat out every night so it can piss on my weber Q.

any tips from the breezers how to stop it.

Scotty88

4214 posts

Scotty88

4214 posts

15 Oct 2012 4:50pm

weiry said...
The F***head that lets there cat out every night so it can piss on my weber Q.

any tips from the breezers how to stop it.

Mother farken big mouse trap.

SP

10982 posts

15 Oct 2012 5:14pm

weiry said...
The F***head that lets there cat out every night so it can piss on my weber Q.

any tips from the breezers how to stop it.

Shotgun....

Or hook a 12v battery up to the webber, liven it up so when the cat pisses on it it will get a zap...

chrispychru

QLD

7932 posts

chrispychru

QLD, 7932 posts

15 Oct 2012 7:19pm

SP said...

weiry said...
The F***head that lets there cat out every night so it can piss on my weber Q.

any tips from the breezers how to stop it.

Shotgun....

Or hook a 12v battery up to the webber, liven it up so when the cat pisses on it it will get a zap...

turn the weber into a mousetrap......with all the burners going

weiry

QLD

5396 posts

weiry

QLD, 5396 posts

15 Oct 2012 7:21pm

thanks boys why did i bother

SP

10982 posts

15 Oct 2012 5:24pm

weiry said...
thanks boys why did i bother

Maybe try the gen forum...

I was serious about the battery...

chrispychru

QLD

7932 posts

chrispychru

QLD, 7932 posts

15 Oct 2012 7:28pm

SP said...

weiry said...
thanks boys why did i bother

Maybe try the gen forum...

I was serious about the battery...

i was serious about the mousetrap. hey sp, can you drag the clip out off the gen room..the clip abot how to get a putty tat[}:)]

Scotty88

4214 posts

Scotty88

4214 posts

15 Oct 2012 5:30pm

SP said...

weiry said...
thanks boys why did i bother

Maybe try the gen forum...

I was serious about the battery...

I was serious about the mouse trap as well.
Were you hoping for a serious answer to your problem. I don't know if there is one. As far as I'm concerned if a cat enters my property it's fair game.

weiry

QLD

5396 posts

weiry

QLD, 5396 posts

15 Oct 2012 7:33pm

SP said...

weiry said...
thanks boys why did i bother

Maybe try the gen forum...

I was serious about the battery...

Fuc* the Gen

someone said chilly spray, i cant shoot it. can i

only joking ..don't want to hurt it just want it to piss off

chrispychru

QLD

7932 posts

chrispychru

QLD, 7932 posts

15 Oct 2012 7:34pm

weiry said...

SP said...

weiry said...
thanks boys why did i bother

Maybe try the gen forum...

I was serious about the battery...

Fuc* the Gen

someone said chilly spray, i cant shoot it. can i

only joking ..don't want to hurt it just want it to piss off

weiry hit the search on here for the cat trap or something...it is a crazy good clip

SP

10982 posts

15 Oct 2012 5:39pm

chrispychru said...

weiry said...

SP said...

weiry said...
thanks boys why did i bother

Maybe try the gen forum...

I was serious about the battery...

Fuc* the Gen

someone said chilly spray, i cant shoot it. can i

only joking ..don't want to hurt it just want it to piss off

weiry hit the search on here for the cat trap or something...it is a crazy good clip

Is it this 1?
www.seabreeze.com.au/forums/General-Discussion/Chat/Cats-4/?SearchTerms=Cat,trap

I can't see the clips on the iPad so haven't seen it ..

weiry

QLD

5396 posts

weiry

QLD, 5396 posts

15 Oct 2012 7:45pm

will do Chrispy.
true story
while living in Victoria i once caught a neighbours cat with a possum trap and a chicken Mcnugget

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