to the snivelling little ferret cab driver for refusing sex on the third occasion to a anjelina jolie lookalike. the poor hottie was forced to hold this despicable creature at knifepoint in order to be satisfied. since the cops got her and she could not slice your dick off...well its the punch room for you dickhead
ok Chrispy please explain the latest happenings in the streets of the Goldie
happened in romania...was emailed a news link . i then realised that the world needs more gentlemen like me and,this sort of incident would have been avoided. men nowadays just lack courtesy poor sex crazed lady
My mate who just sent me this in an email when I had the cheek to ask him how his trip to bali was
Surfed ulus at solid 4ft first day bingin where the little barrel sequence was shot at 2ft. then we headed over to shipwreck nusa lembongan for solid 5ft swell and spent rest of week there surfing it at 3-4ft. headed back to kuta on weekend for the bledisloe and surfed some remote beach breaks uganga and cangu perfect beachy setups at 3-4ft. headed back to the lembo the next week for the rising swell and scored it a bunch of times 4ft with no crowds then it dropped and picked up again on the Saturday to 6ft was pretty solid surfed lacerations at 2ft which needs a big swell to even break.. all time trip will go again next year for sure
That Kylie Sandilands pr1ck for another best man no show at a wedding. It's the second time he's done it this year. He didn't show last week to Deltra's ex that Irish bloke - whatever his name is.
Not many Mac - just want to punch the ****. He doesn't have a farkin clue about mateship and loyalty. You don't leave your best man at the alter - bride I could understand but not ya mate.
Not many Mac - just want to punch the ****. He doesn't have a farkin clue about mateship and loyalty. You don't leave your best man at the alter - bride I could understand but not ya mate.
Its funny, you could say the same about a few in here........
Fark yeh. Jason Ryles ruled out with injury will help us up the middle. Bunnies will win this game up the middle. Issac Luke off the bench midway thru each half will be exciting from dummy 1/2. My main concern is our outside backs matching up in defence when the Storm spread it wide inside our 1/4. They just run the best angles with decoy runners and are able to create an overlap with ease. I'm pumped for this one. Expect the unexpected I say.
the dick head that pulled out of the servo(4bie ute with a trailer)..went straight..then crossed two lanes without a blinker on and did a u turn in front of me. blasted the horn as i thought my abs might kick in...the twat almost comes to a stop..oh sorry he almost did with that ricockolous stunt...then gave me the finger.
i will find you and **** in your eyeballs scrotum breath...mmm all good
geez so the truth is out.