you are too afraid to leave your house for 40 mins , as you'll miss out on the seabreeze graphs revealing the beginning of the only descent breeze for the day while you are gone

s0ld, what model?

When you prioritise your different sporting and social committments around kiteboarding, even though there's nowhere to kite for hundreds of kilometres.

....you bring your cows in for their first milking at 4:00am so they will be ready to go again at 1:00pm Cause theres a seabreeze forecast to come in mid afternoon.

just one of the stories from the W'bool vid night - thanks for coming fellas

A week after spending $900 getting the timeing belt done and a full service and new batery your car $hits it's self and starts to piss coolant out of the radiator. As you watch the temp gauge sore up .You forget that this could now cost another $900 and are more worried about the fact that you will be without a car tommorrow if it's windy .

when its your first day back at work after a 3 week kiting holiday (where all you did was kite, talk about it or watch dvd's of kitesurfing) and before 10am your boss catches you checking out the seabreeze graphs to see if the weekend looks good.....oops!

"You know your addicted when the night before a blow, instead of goin out you pull your pump apart and grease the O-ring..........just in case maaaaaaan!

when winter does not matter

when you havent even got on to the water yet and think you can relate it all to your foil flying days its just not the same

www.flysim.com

When you set the seven day forecast as your background and spend $400 on a home weather station so you can find out the wind speed without leaving your bed. (Best spent $400 ever)

When ur at school and don't learn one thing beacuase ur to busy looking for any movemnet in the trees..... at the slightest bit of movemnt you get excited but then relise that there is no where near enough to go kiting..... seen as u have done no work in class u decide to catch up at home... but while on the computer u unkowingly come across the seabreeze website and spend the rest of the afternoon looking for a change in the forcast once agian not doin any work.....

you sit in class looking from the movement in the trees... then look to your school oval and bak to the trees againg and then wonder if there would be enough wind to get your kite in the air and on a mountain board on oval hahah
You then go ask your head sport teacher if you would be allowed to bring a mountain board and your kite so you can kite on the school oval during sports lesson and lunch hours in future funny that he said no i woulda never seen it comin i swear [}:)]he said sumthing about ppl dieing and insurance hahaah better watch out for the footy posts

when your friends are a bunch of kitewankers.......and you love them all ,even their shortcomings.

When you start trying to create ways of using your kites with things other than kite boards when there isn't enough wind for kite boarding.
ie. Sand boards, skate boards, roller blades, rubber duckies, fixing smoke bombs to your kite (none of the above personally attempted... yet).

When you buy the new season 9mtre, 13mtre and 15mtre kite in the same colours so the missis thinks you only have 1 new kite.