After considering the funny side of these 2 incidents this morning I thought this thread may make for some interesting reading
whats yours

YOU KNOW YOU ARE ADDICTED WHEN ...
... you twist your ankle on a loose brick and your 1st & only thought through that exruciating pain is "God I hope this gets better before the breeze kicks in"
... your neighbour rings to say your house alarm just went off and the panic subsides 2 seconds later when you realise you have all your kite gear with you in the car
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"He who enjoys most - WINS"

then theres this one that got a huge laugh on the beach a while back.

... the drop-dead gorgeous new blond in accounts asks you if you would like to join her for a drink after work and as you think of all those little green arrows you cant believe its your voice actually saying "Aargh sorry I'm a bit busy this avo"

"He who enjoys most - WINS"

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Originally posted by poor relative

working on my daughter

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Me too, but she's only 2 1/2...

when you hit Seabreeze .com 300 times a day

-you skip uni lectures when its windy, knowing that they are recorded and available on the net (sweet as)

you dont go to uni between oct and march

your off uni, taking a break from work, have all the gear in the car ready to and you are stuck at home waiting, watching fireaway for the 5000 time because there is no wind. is this huey's idea of a bad joke??? it is december isn't it?
bring on the wind or fireaway 2...whichever happens sooner

... you get yourself sorted with an IT phone just so you can check the other beaches out on seabreeze.com while you are sitting on one waiting for the wind --- AGAIN

"He who enjoys most - WINS"

You just moved to sunny Perth, have been out there kitesurfing more in 3 months than in a year in Europe, and still, everytime that arrow turns green, you just have to be out there.

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Originally posted by laurie

..you're at a barbie/wedding/.. and you start to get "edgy" and have trouble focusing on conversations as you notice the leaves on trees start moving..

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Oooooh yeah my wife hate's this one....

The Cat amongst the pigeons...

Is that the same as being at a strip club and wondering if the strippers kiteboard to keep fit?

...and if so, where, and do they kiteboard nude?...


The Green Baron
Terror of the skies and vanquisher of poor spelling everywhere
(now I'm going to look silly if I make a spelling mistake)

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Originally posted by niall barrett

....when you are at your mate's stag and your asking the stripper where she got her interesting body jewellery because you can adapt it to a new quick release you've been working on !!!

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WOT A CRACKER
Laffin my RRRs off here
I Like UR Stiall Niall

ROCK ON

OK - bin thinkin all day of sumthin witty enuff to 'a-Niall-8' this 1.

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Originally posted by niall barrett

....when you are at your mate's stag and your asking the stripper where she got her interesting body jewellery because you can adapt it to a new quick release you've been working on !!!

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I give up
Thats just 2 classic - the man with the funny spelt name wins

ROCK ON

.... when you are all hot and sweaty in bed with your man and you blurt out that you are so excited to be getting a new kite !!!

(sorry baby... but i KNOW you understand my excitement!)
lol

hey hunglong??
what would happen to you if you did some 'kiting' talk in bed?? i think you would then have to change your name to hungshort

i knew that! i think thats why im the only girl here making such a comment and getting away with it!

but just for your own safety never never never talk 'kite' in bed... EVER! no exceptions