Haha cheers Eppo.
Of course these are not my true formation of feelings (bans and zoning etc), but just a funny thought I had while kiting this arvo. Yes, other surfboard riders also can be a pain.
I am genuinely stoked when I see others frothing on kiting. Frustration rises when someone boosts into your wave, but that only lasts for 5 seconds. I'm not a very serious person.

Another thought that makes me laugh: kooks in boots. Why are they all doing it? Boots used to be something people progressed into, now you see boots on people's first board!