eppo said...
Take my hat off to you girls who have found the lure of ocean and wind. Want to know what I think. Well here it is. This is generalising as the girls have shown women to can find and pursue such hobbies. But guess what girls? You are in the minority. Most women I know have no real hobbies or a passion to follow. Their kids (you girls have kids"), you and organising every possible bloody minute second becomes their hobby! They don't understand a single point of focus, their focus is all over their holistically wired brains, hormones and body parts. They would rather and here it is...they would rather you be at home doing absolutely farq all, playing some god forsaken women's weekly idealistic family script, than out kiting. So you take off a session. You sit there.

You ask what now? And she turns on the telly or organises some of her moronic friends and their even greater moronic husbands to come around and bore you within an inch of your farqin life. You smile and just resist the pimeval urge to smash every stupid teeth in his neanthderthal mouth as pure bullsh1t flows seamlessly out of his cok sucking mouth.

I'm currently on holidays for eight long torturous days with my partner the kids and guess who? Her parents. Oh farq she is in heaven, sitting around like some dead head scene from the partridge family.

Choose your mate you say. Wish it was so damn easy.

The only thing that counters all my rhetoric is my kids. Life would have an even greater tone of existentialism without them. They are my life. That's the only thing that keeps me from falling into the primitive biological patterns I grained in our genetics I talked about before.

But I do say man or women. Know your rights as an individual, stick to your guns, and if your partner wants to bitch and moan ( men also, a lot of men I know are castrated pansies and the number is growing), let them. Do what ya gotta do,

YOU ARE NOT THERETO MAKE THEM HAPPY!

THAT IS an individuals responsibility. Suck it up. Go kiting.


Oh ****, they are playing scrabble now. SOMEBODY KILL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

towradgi said...
Well written and extremely accurate Eppo ,most women lack inner joy which the male partner is responsible for ,according to her.They hate the male having fun in whatever form and it is on her agenda to chop away all those forms the longer the marriage goes on until he becomes a zombie.Most men aren't real men in a marriage ,he has to bite his tongue and walk on eggshells especially in social encounters such as family,friends BBQs where he speaks his mind in general conversation which his not allowed to do.

towradgi said...
Hey Dave ,no self pity here,or zombie ,i've spoken my mind all my life disregarding politically correctness.....I wish guys would say what they think about their partner to them instead of me.e.g she's a bla bla ,then when she arrives 5mins later...he says Hey honey

tinkerbells said...
why on earth would you pick a mate thats not into the same hobbies as you ?

Skid said...
Time for a shameless re-post....

The Wind Clause

I the undersigned have read, understood and agreed to the following:

I will let kiter___________ (insert your name here) out of any previous plans we may have made if there is a chance the wind might come up. I will never ask him to reconsider our previous plans, OR give him ****e for breaking off said plans to go kiting

I will let said kiter ride as often as the wind blows and not make any plans for him/us if the wind forecast shows it's gonna blow for days

I will let said kiter out of making dinner or cleaning the dishes if he needs to clean his gear, re-rig, or untangle lines.

I will pick up said kiter at any downwind location at any time if he has it in his heart to do a down winder. I will rearrange my schedule to fit the optimal wind window for his down winder

I WILL NEVER tell him he can't spend money on new kite gear, equip, or related paraphernalia, even if the money comes out of our joint acct.

I WILL NEVER complain if he's too tired after a day of kiting and he hasn't the energy to engage in coital tenderness. I will eagerly await when he is ready to participate or simply do all the hard work for him.

I will NEVER COMPLAIN that he spends too much time on the water and not enough with me


I WILL LOVE MY KITER FOR BEING A KITER and never ask him to change

I ________________ (insert girls name here) have read and understood the above statements and agree to comply fully with the terms of this binding agreement.

eppo said...
Take my hat off to you girls who have found the lure of ocean and wind. Want to know what I think. Well here it is. This is generalising as the girls have shown women to can find and pursue such hobbies. But guess what girls? You are in the minority. Most women I know have no real hobbies or a passion to follow. Their kids (you girls have kids"), you and organising every possible bloody minute second becomes their hobby! They don't understand a single point of focus, their focus is all over their holistically wired brains, hormones and body parts. They would rather and here it is...they would rather you be at home doing absolutely farq all, playing some god forsaken women's weekly idealistic family script, than out kiting. So you take off a session. You sit there.

dogfish said...
...says BusBitch, one sand-whipping day on the beach, "why doesn't someone invent a beach shelter with pump-up struts? then i could learn how to help pump up your kite"...

there are wives, and there are mates