This thread reminds me of the old saying - there are two kinds of men: w@nkers and liars

So to modify it a bit for the holier than thou people here:
In watersports addicts there are 2 kinds of people: those who admit they pull sickies, and liars

For the tradies who are into windsurfing or kiting - forget plumbing, tiling, electrics, there is only ONE and the truth shall set you free: get into colorbond roofing. Windy: go home. Rainy: go home.
Schweeeet!