Listen to Gypsy! she is your only hope....
im no romeo but....
flowers and cook her (a nice dinner)a collaboration for your favorite immigrant. ;-)

Dont buy her anything that is large and plastic that vibrates. Some of those things like myself will put your wiener to shame...
and..id still tap the trannie over the starver and miss burger king !!!

Chris6791 said...

What gets me with this thread is it took only 11 minutes to go from the first post to a photo of a he-she and down the toilet from there. Not bad, even by SB standards

ha, i've was thinking, what kind of a man puts that sort of question about his girl on the sbgf

it's a worry, it was only going to go badly from what i've seen of the caliper of the general forum lurker and thats just in 4 days of poking my nose around the dark side from another sb locate, some of its obscene. i smell a rat. the forums been had, used for his own ends.

go back to where you came for you say- nope

wodgina6722 said...

Flowers way too much.

Text msg 'happy birthday' Keep her worried and guessing.

If you keep her worried and guessing
Trust me you won't be doing no dancing in the bedroom

Give her a Birthday cake.
Don't worry, she won't get fat, wedding cake does that .

Then a root[}:)]

Lube

Reading all these suggestions I would just dump her because she sounds too high maintenance.

I hope that helps.

MIKO said...

busterwa said...

Macroscien said...

dusta said...

NasiGoreng said...

Sorry peeps but Im stuck!!

I have a new girlfriend and its her birthday in 3 weeks.
Not sure what to get her!!!

Its a bit too early for flowers and romance,
maybe some perfume?
i already got her some top vino and cheese rings the other week.

any ideas?

**** me just take her out to a nice place for dinner .

good idea ... she could be starving ....

What you recon rather tap the trannie than the starver?

Wat about Migaloos half sis in the background

Turn the trannie around!

GypsyDrifter said...

wodgina6722 said...

Flowers way too much.

Text msg 'happy birthday' Keep her worried and guessing.

If you keep her worried and guessing
Trust me you won't be doing no dancing in the bedroom

Take her a picture and frame together with yours beside to hang in her bedroom

Whats a lovely pair





She will think about you all day and night

superlizard said...

GypsyDrifter said...

Nice talk you guys
_______________________

Yellow flowers means friendship...so thats a good start.

why are women into flowers... I don't get it. you spend fair money on a decent bunch, and they just sit for a week on a table and then die off and end up in a green waste bin.

The Flowers lifecycle sound like marrige

decrepit said...

I'm puzzled, I thought it would have been obvious, but nobody's mentioned it.
I'm sure she'd just love a new sail!

Second hand, its a new relationship

decrepit said...

I'm puzzled, I thought it would have been obvious, but nobody's mentioned it.
I'm sure she'd just love a new sail!

naah, she is in kite busienes not windsurf. Get her good kite harness with good back handle



at least you know that once on she is not going anywhere too soon

Anyways i have been pretty creatively eccentric when dating I allways choose rather than a present to take part in some for of activity.

For instance we went iceskating.. Never been there before but in all honesty we both had a ball for her birthday. Think the trick is because you have been only going out short term jewlery and stuff is off the cards. an activity would benifit you both and its good teambuilding.
another suggestion is would say would be take her hot air ballooning. ( this is one that i would like to do one year)

ok, forget the half mast.we need to know how much like her to get a gauge. go on, you can tell me, mums the word.

rate from 1 to 10

Macroscien said...

GypsyDrifter said...

wodgina6722 said...

Flowers way too much.

Text msg 'happy birthday' Keep her worried and guessing.

If you keep her worried and guessing
Trust me you won't be doing no dancing in the bedroom

Take her a picture and frame together with yours beside to hang in her bedroom

Whats a lovely pair





She will think about you all day and night

That's classic! You had me laughing so hard I was crying.