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NasiGoreng

VIC

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NasiGoreng

VIC, 260 posts

19 Jul 2011 5:03pm

Sorry peeps but Im stuck!!

I have a new girlfriend and its her birthday in 3 weeks.
Not sure what to get her!!!

Its a bit too early for flowers and romance,
maybe some perfume?
i already got her some top vino and cheese rings the other week.

any ideas?

echunda

VIC

765 posts

echunda

VIC, 765 posts

19 Jul 2011 5:05pm

get her a birthday card

echunda

VIC

765 posts

echunda

VIC, 765 posts

19 Jul 2011 5:06pm

and then give the dog a bone (parden the pun, but you know what I mean

)

Macroscien

QLD

6809 posts

Macroscien

QLD, 6809 posts

19 Jul 2011 5:14pm

maybe a flower ?
in the pot ?
last longer ...

I gave one to my girlfriend and he seems to be happy ...

desertyank

1264 posts

desertyank

1264 posts

19 Jul 2011 3:37pm

Macroscien said...

maybe a flower ?
in the pot ?
last longer ...

I gave one to my girlfriend and he seems to be happy ...

If your friend looks like this one, get it a jock strap with a little lace......

Macroscien

QLD

6809 posts

Macroscien

QLD, 6809 posts

19 Jul 2011 5:49pm

desertyank said...

Macroscien said...

maybe a flower ?
in the pot ?
last longer ...

I gave one to my girlfriend and he seems to be happy ...

If your friend looks like this one, get it a jock strap with a little lace......

yeeeh, right ... don't you recognize ??? thats me !!! just a week before I asked plastic surgeons to cut my tits off and now I am super macho !!

don't f**k with me !! I am Super Macho now !!

CMC

QLD

3954 posts

CMC

QLD, 3954 posts

19 Jul 2011 5:51pm

Reminds me of hangover 2. Have spent quite a bit of time in Thighland with work, Kartoi everywhere.

Oh, what do you get a girlfriend of 1 month? Something wrapped in Rubber.....

busterwa

3782 posts

busterwa

3782 posts

19 Jul 2011 4:01pm

Macroscien said...

maybe a flower ?
in the pot ?
last longer ...

I gave one to my girlfriend and he seems to be happy ...

lol Mabe a gender change.

busterwa

3782 posts

busterwa

3782 posts

19 Jul 2011 4:25pm

Nothing says I LOVE YOU more than a garden gnome.

bjw

QLD

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bjw

QLD, 3690 posts

19 Jul 2011 6:45pm

Just forget about the anniversary, that way she'll be getting used to what is to come.

Macroscien

QLD

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Macroscien

QLD, 6809 posts

19 Jul 2011 6:56pm

no , no give her a sunscream first ....

in month or so you will not recognize your girl friend
UV is shocking this winter !!

felixdcat

3519 posts

felixdcat

WA, 3519 posts

19 Jul 2011 5:12pm

bjw said...

Just forget about the anniversary, that way she'll be getting used to what is to come.

Yep just what I would give her!

dusta

2940 posts

dusta

WA, 2940 posts

19 Jul 2011 5:15pm

NasiGoreng said...

Sorry peeps but Im stuck!!

I have a new girlfriend and its her birthday in 3 weeks.
Not sure what to get her!!!

Its a bit too early for flowers and romance,
maybe some perfume?
i already got her some top vino and cheese rings the other week.

any ideas?

**** me just take her out to a nice place for dinner .

Macroscien

QLD

6809 posts

Macroscien

QLD, 6809 posts

19 Jul 2011 7:20pm

dusta said...

**** me just take her out to a nice place for dinner .

good idea ... she could be starving ....

busterwa

3782 posts

busterwa

3782 posts

19 Jul 2011 5:24pm

Macroscien said...

dusta said...

**** me just take her out to a nice place for dinner .

good idea ... she could be starving ....

What you recon rather tap the trannie than the starver?

MIKO

QLD

408 posts

MIKO

QLD, 408 posts

19 Jul 2011 7:40pm

busterwa said...

Macroscien said...

dusta said...

**** me just take her out to a nice place for dinner .

good idea ... she could be starving ....

What you recon rather tap the trannie than the starver?

Wat about Migaloos half sis in the background

Gizmo

2865 posts

Gizmo

SA, 2865 posts

19 Jul 2011 7:13pm

Flowers are fine... just NOT red roses, a bunch of fresh brightly colored flowers from a florist always goes well....(not the ones from the supermarket or the servo, they don't last)
Maybe some ear-rings (but don't present them in a little box)

Pugwash

7733 posts

Pugwash

WA, 7733 posts

19 Jul 2011 5:43pm

Excessive sun baking can lead to severe dehydration!

Macroscien

QLD

6809 posts

Macroscien

QLD, 6809 posts

19 Jul 2011 7:53pm

echunda said...

get her a birthday card

yeeeh , right ... and ask her for her age on first date ...

could be under age

and you are in deep s**t man [}:)]

Little Jon

NSW

2115 posts

Little Jon

NSW, 2115 posts

19 Jul 2011 8:24pm

I was going to say go for the nice dinner option but you should ask someone who has had more sucess than me

Mobydisc

NSW

9029 posts

Mobydisc

NSW, 9029 posts

19 Jul 2011 8:40pm

In this day and age nothing says "I love you" more than paying their electricity bill.

She will really appreciate it..

I know I would.

CMC

QLD

3954 posts

CMC

QLD, 3954 posts

19 Jul 2011 8:42pm

Seriously, dinner, drinks leading to more drinks and dancing and home to push the boundaries on where you have gotten to with your love dancing.

Nothing like 1 month drunk love dancing.......

p.s I recommend pre booking a chiropractor for either party as one of you is going to put your back out

laceys lane

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19804 posts

laceys lane

QLD, 19804 posts

19 Jul 2011 8:52pm

Mobydisc said...

In this day and age nothing says "I love you" more than paying their electricity bill.

She will really appreciate it..

I know I would.

don't spoil her to early

. it could cost you a fortune later

ok

NSW

1089 posts

NSW, 1089 posts

19 Jul 2011 8:57pm

why did they delete my funny comment? "

get her a pair of pink fluffly slippers and a nice female adult toy and if she doesnt like the slippers she can go "F" herself with the above?

Is that better mr comment deleter?

62mac

24860 posts

62mac

WA, 24860 posts

19 Jul 2011 7:03pm

Bingo we have a winner ^^^

Macroscien

QLD

6809 posts

Macroscien

QLD, 6809 posts

19 Jul 2011 9:12pm

give her .. a link to our forum maybe and we could interview her on another thread?

we let you know everything then ...

she may not be in your type anyway

GypsyDrifter

2371 posts

GypsyDrifter

WA, 2371 posts

19 Jul 2011 7:30pm

Nice talk you guys

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NasiGoreng
No card, too early for that!...
you will have to put words in the card and at this stage I think thats a big mistake, but a bunch of yellow flowers (yellow is really nice when you are a winter baby)

I know, I got mine a week ago

If you buy perfume I can guarantee you, you will make a mistake at this early stage.

Yellow flowers means friendship...so thats a good start.

Macroscien

QLD

6809 posts

Macroscien

QLD, 6809 posts

19 Jul 2011 9:34pm

GypsyDrifter said...

Nice talk you guys

If you buy perfume I can guarantee you, you will make a mistake at this early stage.

Yellow flowers means friendship...so thats a good start.

That's what I am talking about !!!
We love you

Macroscien

QLD

6809 posts

Macroscien

QLD, 6809 posts

19 Jul 2011 9:48pm

NasiGoreng said...

Sorry peeps but Im stuck!!

i already got her some top vino and cheese rings !!!! ???
any ideas?

and remember don't give her that biscuits !!

sorry .. too late

Macroscien

QLD

6809 posts

Macroscien

QLD, 6809 posts

19 Jul 2011 10:05pm

felixdcat said...

bjw said...

Just forget about the anniversary, that way she'll be getting used to what is to come.

Yep just what I would give her!

Yeeeh right,
[}:)]

For the anniversary you better don't worry , man

she is fetching a gift for you already

Chris6791

3271 posts

Chris6791

WA, 3271 posts

19 Jul 2011 8:13pm

What gets me with this thread is it took only 11 minutes to go from the first post to a photo of a he-she and down the toilet from there. Not bad, even by SB standards

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