^^^ Hey Cisco, ever heard of a program called photoshop?

cisco said...

yep it's a fake, not even Andrew Bolt would run it. but Cisco, don't let that stop you.

I really hope it's not true. There would be no way I'd could vote for the lib/nat coalition if it has taken them this long to dig up a juicy tidbit on the Prime Minister.

I haven't read the 'Gutter trash weekly' for awhile. Have they found out if she inhaled?

^^^ Motorboat?

adolf said...

^^^ Hey Cisco, ever heard of a program called photoshop?

One of my scaly crew sent me that last week. It's off the internet, so it must be true. And what is there to not believe...???

Poods

FlySurfer said...

We all know she's an atheist lesbian, the big problem is she's a back stabbing liar.

Like the rest of them (politicians) so we knew that too![}:)]

felixdcat said...
Like the rest of them (politicians) so we knew that too![}:)]

There are lairs and politicians, and then there's Juliar the back stabber.
She brings a whole new meaning to the term.
She would sell her own parents out.

So isn't Kevin supposed to be back already?

Don't think it's true. But what are we supposed to care about in there anyway?

It has to be true because:
1) It was posted by Cisco. Cisco never lies!
2) It was posted on seabreeze, the most reliable forum available.
3) It is like totally believable.

Actually, I think it is a photoshop fake, given the "Americanization" in the spelling. The bio - If true - would have been hammered out on a typwwriter 30 years ago, when such grammar had not infiltrated our language via computers.

Poods

Only cisco would try to dodge looking like a dickhead by asking if it's real. At least now I know what to send him for christmas - a shovel so he can dig that hole a bit quicker!

Have you been getting day pissed log man?

"Juliar" must be the dumbest word of 2011 by a country mile and anyone who uses it regularly just looks like an alan jones loving twit.

Politics is the art of reaching the best agreement possible in the given circumstances. Generally this translates as "everyone is equally unhappy". But when the circumstances change, the whole game changes.

Quote: "Obviously, when circumstances change, governments do change their opinions, and that is actually the responsible course of action.”

Who said that? Tony. What else did he say?
"If it's not written down, it's not gospel".

Bonus point question: was that before or after he backflipped on the carbon tax, renouncing his support for it and knifing Turnbull in the back to take the leadership?

Point is that they are all as bad as each other, Julia is no better or worse in terms of promises kept/broken. All pollies say things. Quite often they actually mean them on that day. Then reality intrudes. Some things are too hard, some cost too much, some they can't get agreement for, some would cost too many votes, and some are just not important enough to reach the top of the list.

Sanity at last.

kiteboy dave said...

"Juliar" must be the dumbest word of 2011 by a country mile and anyone who uses it regularly just looks like an alan jones loving twit.

Politics is the art of reaching the best agreement possible in the given circumstances. Generally this translates as "everyone is equally unhappy". But when the circumstances change, the whole game changes.

Quote: "Obviously, when circumstances change, governments do change their opinions, and that is actually the responsible course of action.”

Who said that? Tony. What else did he say?
"If it's not written down, it's not gospel".

Bonus point question: was that before or after he backflipped on the carbon tax, renouncing his support for it and knifing Turnbull in the back to take the leadership?

Point is that they are all as bad as each other, Julia is no better or worse in terms of promises kept/broken. All pollies say things. Quite often they actually mean them on that day. Then reality intrudes. Some things are too hard, some cost too much, some they can't get agreement for, some would cost too many votes, and some are just not important enough to reach the top of the list.

Elroy Jetson said...

Julia's reaction after looking at 11 pages of 'The Corner Girls' thread in the seabreeze surfing shortboard section

Bitch is always big with the hands isn't she?

Con job body language!!

getfunky said...

cisco said...

Very shabby image quality says 'old' to me. Yet the print looks crisp, clear and newly photoshopped.. but then I guess someone with the IQ level of a primary school kid - or someone relied upon to vote for the good of the country - could have worked that out.. right?

Or of course just don't let the facts get in the way of a good ol' internerd right-wing-witch burning hoax ey Cis.[}:)]

Myeh.. It's been a while.. maybe try the trusty "Illegal immigrants get more welfare than pensioners" scam again.

Has been tres succesful in many countries includiing Oz.

www.hoax-slayer.net/refugee-monthly-allowance-from-australian-government-hoax/

Yes old, as in when she was at university.

Can you prove it is a fake photoshop distortion of the truth??

but then I guess someone with the IQ level of a primary school kid - or someone relied upon to vote for the good of the country - could have worked that out.. right?

What do you mean by that??

Or of course just don't let the facts get in the way of a good ol' internerd right-wing-witch burning hoax ey Cis.[}:)]

Well I would just like to know what the facts are.

Is the allegedly elected prime minister of the country I love and live in a lesbian, an athiest, or even a person with strong moral standards??

Are these unreasonable things to know of a prime minister of a country or is it only something to be swept under the carpet of Political Correctness funky??

So, like, it is "anything goes" is it?? How can people have faith in that kind of system.

Seems like you think you have a handle on my moral standards. What are your's funky??