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NotWal
NotWal
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NotWal NotWal
QLD, 7436 posts
15 Aug 2010 10:23pm
Given that mental disorders from simple things like common phobias to more bizarre things like antisocial personality disorder are very common, and given the apparent odd predilections of some of the posters here. I was wondering if anyone would care to confess his personal mental weakness and we can all take it into account when responding to his posts

I'll start shall I? I'm completely sane.
wave knave
wave knave
306 posts
wave knave wave knave
306 posts
15 Aug 2010 8:35pm
NotWal said...
I'll start shall I? I'm completely sane.


is it lonely?


decrepit
decrepit
WA
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decrepit decrepit
WA, 12873 posts
15 Aug 2010 8:49pm
Well I'm convinced, the only way to stay sane, is be a little bit mad.
So that rules you out NotWal
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
poor relative poor relative
WA, 9106 posts
15 Aug 2010 8:57pm
I have a fetish for tits, guinness and slippers.
cwamit
cwamit
WA
1194 posts
cwamit cwamit
WA, 1194 posts
15 Aug 2010 9:14pm
i vote labor , na just joking im sane too.
Greenroom
Greenroom
WA
7608 posts
Greenroom Greenroom
WA, 7608 posts
15 Aug 2010 9:23pm
I have salt water on the brain
elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
elmo elmo
WA, 8890 posts
15 Aug 2010 9:24pm
You are all fragments of my imagination.

Reality is how I percieve it
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23651 posts
Mark _australia Mark _australia
WA, 23651 posts
15 Aug 2010 9:47pm
poor relative said...

I have a fetish for tits, guinness and slippers.


Geez you'd go mental in an Irish bar for women over 70 ..........
saltiest1
saltiest1
NSW
2568 posts
saltiest1 saltiest1
NSW, 2568 posts
16 Aug 2010 12:04am
can you stop saying that. not you.


you want me to do WHAT???





no thanks, my freind will just have the small one.

Skid
Skid
QLD
1499 posts
Skid Skid
QLD, 1499 posts
16 Aug 2010 1:11am
I live in my own little world.....

but, it's ok, they know me here
log man
log man
VIC
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log man log man
VIC, 8289 posts
16 Aug 2010 1:13am
Notwal, I suppose you mean me ?!
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
NotWal NotWal
QLD, 7436 posts
16 Aug 2010 1:44am
log man said...

Notwal, I suppose you mean me ?!


No. You strike me as normal. Is there something you would like to share?
petermac33
petermac33
WA
6415 posts
petermac33 petermac33
WA, 6415 posts
16 Aug 2010 2:04am
japanese ladies of the night.
Sailhack
Sailhack
VIC
5000 posts
Sailhack Sailhack
VIC, 5000 posts
16 Aug 2010 8:59am
poor relative said...

I have a fetish for tits, guinness and slippers.


mmmm.....slippers!
Sailhack
Sailhack
VIC
5000 posts
Sailhack Sailhack
VIC, 5000 posts
16 Aug 2010 9:01am
elmo said...

You are all fragments of my imagination.

"I reject your reality, and substitute my own!" - Adam Savage (Mythbusters)


There elmo, fixed it for ya.
stamp
stamp
QLD
2797 posts
stamp stamp
QLD, 2797 posts
16 Aug 2010 9:26am
alien slavemasters, posing as the heads of multinational corporations, have brainwashed you all (by using fluoride and processed cheese) into believing you are using a forum for entertainment, when in fact your psychic energy is being extracted (via the monitor and keyboard) in order to power the giant flux capacitors vital to alien industry.....
elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
elmo elmo
WA, 8890 posts
16 Aug 2010 7:44am
Sailhack said...

elmo said...

You are all fragments of my imagination.

"I reject your reality, and substitute my own!" - Adam Savage (Mythbusters)


There elmo, fixed it for ya.


Damn, the Aliens have mind probed ma again and changed my thoughts
shannon8888
shannon8888
NSW
517 posts
shannon8888 shannon8888
NSW, 517 posts
16 Aug 2010 9:52am
NotWal said...

Given that mental disorders from simple things like common phobias to more bizarre things like antisocial personality disorder are very common, and given the apparent odd predilections of some of the posters here. I was wondering if anyone would care to confess his personal mental weakness and we can all take it into account when responding to his posts

I take it your a fully qualified psychiatrist/psychologist to be able to interpret any such misgivings and are females exempt
maxm
maxm
NSW
864 posts
maxm maxm
NSW, 864 posts
16 Aug 2010 10:37am
I completely lost it years ago. You shouldn't believe anything I say.
lemo87
lemo87
QLD
130 posts
lemo87 lemo87
QLD, 130 posts
16 Aug 2010 10:42am
^^^ No females are not exempt. ^^^

Its just the simple fact that we, mere mortal men could never begin to comprehend the amount of problems found in the female brain.

I've always said, the man who writes a book on how the women's mind works, will be an overnight billionaire.

As for myself, I'm scared of the dark...
doggie
doggie
WA
15849 posts
doggie doggie
WA, 15849 posts
16 Aug 2010 9:19am
Im OK (.)(.)
shannon8888
shannon8888
NSW
517 posts
shannon8888 shannon8888
NSW, 517 posts
16 Aug 2010 11:31am
lemo87 said...

^^^ No females are not exempt. ^^^

seems original post was targeted at his posts whoever his is

cwamit
cwamit
WA
1194 posts
cwamit cwamit
WA, 1194 posts
16 Aug 2010 9:43am
stamp said...

alien slavemasters, posing as the heads of multinational corporations, have brainwashed you all (by using fluoride and processed cheese) into believing you are using a forum for entertainment, when in fact your psychic energy is being extracted (via the monitor and keyboard) in order to power the giant flux capacitors vital to alien industry.....


And I would do it againfor the cheese
log man
log man
VIC
8289 posts
log man log man
VIC, 8289 posts
16 Aug 2010 11:57am
NotWal said...

log man said...

Notwal, I suppose you mean me ?!


No. You strike me as normal. Is there something you would like to share?


You're just saying that to make me feel better but deep down I know you really think I'm crazy
Sailhack
Sailhack
VIC
5000 posts
Sailhack Sailhack
VIC, 5000 posts
16 Aug 2010 12:12pm
NotWal said...



I'll start shall I? I'm completely sane.


Funny thing about insanity is that the person suffering from insanity generally believes he/she is sane...

Unlike you, who merely believes that you are sane, I actually am completely sane...

...the voices tell me this regularly.
cisco
cisco
QLD
12365 posts
cisco cisco
QLD, 12365 posts
16 Aug 2010 12:26pm
NotWal said...

Given that mental disorders from simple things like common phobias to more bizarre things like antisocial personality disorder are very common, and given the apparent odd predilections of some of the posters here. I was wondering if anyone would care to confess his personal mental weakness and we can all take it into account when responding to his posts

I'll start shall I? I'm completely sane.


What??
grumplestiltskin
grumplestiltskin
WA
2331 posts
grumplestiltskin grumplestiltskin
WA, 2331 posts
16 Aug 2010 11:01am
I find that the physical restraints of insanity are too binding.

I therefore have evolved beyond the physical state and now exist as pure energy, that way sticks and stones cant hurt me as they will never be able to hit me.

I do find that hanging on to the boom whilst in this energy form is a frustrating exercise in futility.
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
sausage sausage
QLD, 4874 posts
16 Aug 2010 1:02pm
I'm Brian.......................and so is my wife.
Trant
Trant
NSW
601 posts
Trant Trant
NSW, 601 posts
16 Aug 2010 1:47pm
Sailhack said...
Funny thing about insanity is that the person suffering from insanity generally believes he/she is sane...


Reminds me of the classic Catch 22!

There was only one catch and that was Catch-22, which specified that a concern for one's safety in the face of dangers that were real and immediate was the process of a rational mind. Orr was crazy and could be grounded. All he had to do was ask; and as soon as he did, he would no longer be crazy and would have to fly more missions. Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn't, but if he was sane he had to fly them. If he flew them he was crazy and didn't have to; but if he didn't want to he was sane and had to. Yossarian was moved very deeply by the absolute simplicity of this clause of Catch-22 and let out a respectful whistle.
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
NotWal NotWal
QLD, 7436 posts
16 Aug 2010 2:10pm
shannon8888 said...

NotWal said...

Given that mental disorders from simple things like common phobias to more bizarre things like antisocial personality disorder are very common, and given the apparent odd predilections of some of the posters here. I was wondering if anyone would care to confess his personal mental weakness and we can all take it into account when responding to his posts

I take it your a fully qualified psychiatrist/psychologist to be able to interpret any such misgivings and are females exempt


Qualified? I've been insane. I know what it feels like. oops I didn't mean to say that.
No I was just idly thinking that there are lots of strange posts lately. Its a lot like the conversations I used to have in "rehab". oops I didn't mean to say that. There seem to be some fairly fragile minds posting some shall we say disturbing things to other fragile minds and I would hate to see... umm no, I would love to see it. oops I didn't mean to say that. I have had a long interest in psycopaths because I was studying how to become one. umm no. I'm a bit of a loner and a bit unhappy and I would like to be a happy loner and just because I've been studying high pressure containment and the construction of focused charges and just because I've been taking buckets of sea water home from the bay for the past 15 years and extracting the deuterium (I have 3.72 oz, only 375.2 to go) that doesn't mean I'm trying to make a bomb and even if I was it doesn't mean I want to kill anyone. Boy that's drawing a long bow.
Boy are they going to be surprised when this baby goes off. oops I didn't mean to say that.

I'll be famous. But how will they know it was me? I'd better start dropping some clues. I've been taking care of that for you Dave.

So lets all be kind to each other shall we.except women You never know what might happen.

Jukebox
Jukebox
NSW
155 posts
Jukebox Jukebox
NSW, 155 posts
16 Aug 2010 2:12pm
As silly as abox full of hammers
As silly as a two bob watch
As mad as a cut snake
A loose cannon on the top deck
A kangaroo loose in the top paddock
As mad as a meat axe
A sandwich short of a picnic
As slow as a wet week
A legend in loopiness

You dont have to be mad but it helps























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