Hey Kato you just want me to hold up the bottom of the speed table
but it sounds awesome and a few Pm's have been flying around the Inverloch crew already so I am sure a few of us will be there sometime
but it sounds awesome and a few Pm's have been flying around the Inverloch crew already so I am sure a few of us will be there sometime
but it sounds awesome and a few Pm's have been flying around the Inverloch crew already so I am sure a few of us will be there sometime
Settle petals 
- I did not know you 2 bottom dwellers where so jealous of your territory. I happily relinquish this to you both but remember it comes with heavy responsibility
Kato, I have 2 windsurfers that have taken up the heavy responsibility of holding the bottom of the speed challenge table up. Do we have a prize for bottom dwellers in the speed fortnight?
I have a plan to get you lot to take the small step to speed sailing glory and get a PB. "Trust your selves and just use the (Copywrite) Luke "
"Now we see the violence inherent in the system"
Sorry Crowie could not resist a bit of Python again
Do I detect some Pythonesque?
Inverloch Minstrels (singing): Bravely bold Ol’ Salty drove forth from Inverloch. He was not afraid to die, oh brave Ol’ Salty. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, brave, brave, brave, brave Ol’ Salty. He was not in the least bit scared to have his nose mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Ol’ Salty. His head smashed in and heart cut out, and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off and his penis...
O’Salty: That's, uh, that's enough music for now, lads... looks like there's dirty work afoot. Better we be off West to deliver the sacred sand.
[Red has just cut the Ol'Salty's last leg off]
Ol'Salty: All right, we'll call it a draw.
Red: [Preparing to leave] Come, Patsy.
[Red and Patsy ride off]
Ol'Salty: [calling after Red] Oh, oh, I see! Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you! I'll bite your legs off!
Hmm seems Ol'Salty is a multidimentional character. TG for poetic licence.
