Prawnhead said...

'mmmmmm marvellous, just marvellous' said Ritchie Benaud as Warnie made his way onto the pitch for his last ever IPL appearance

The festival of the sacred cow was never the same after Australia banned live exports

Sven hadn't realised that when his Lonely Planet Guide to Bombay said you needed eyes in the back of your head to walk down a city street, it actually meant you need eyes in the back of your head.

Carantoc, are you challenging for the title of "most entries in a single caption contest", or are you just really bored?
Or, do you have a really awesome pic that you desperately want to post for the next comp, so you are desperate to win?

Carantoc said...

I was trying to get disqualified by annoying everybody.

I have no pictures. I do not want to win.

I am sat here rocking backwards and forwards, clutching my bottle of Johnny Walker, giggling to myself.

I might go find a spider I can pull the legs off later, or maybe count the number of kernals on a cob of corn.

i didn't realise there was a disqualification clause ,maybe a little less than mildly amusing clause... but you can't knock someone for trying!!
you'll have to go a lot weirder to impress me ...cheers carantoc

"The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon." hunter s thompson

Windxtasy said...



CSI Punjabi.
Technicians examine the accident scene for footprints, taking care to leave none of their own...

i''ll call this before carantoc destroys too many small insects!!
all yours Windxtasy( the kiting one never stood a chance despite the thumbs)