Quote from king of the point
But if you kite POSSIE have been out for 2 hours and 10 sailer hit it............... ......use your fkn brains ......FK OFF

Good on ya,most of us will read this and ring 20 of our mates to come out with you
Maybe this is the problem,you expect everyone to get out of the water when you and a couple of ya mates turn up???????WTF
And you expect everyone else to slow down and slog along behind you till you pick a wave because its your turn??????????dreaming buddy.

First to the wave gets it,simple,




King of the point,,,face it old timer,,,
you are NO longer king of the point.



Whaaa whaaaa whaaaaaa....stop ya crying.

lotofwind said...

Quote from king of the point
But if you kite POSSIE have been out for 2 hours and 10 sailer hit it............... ......use your fkn brains ......FK OFF


First to the wave gets it,simple,

How long have we waited for a kiter to say that

Tell all ya buddies cos I very rarely see kiters respect the 'first on a wave' rule.
As I said above, mostly windsurfers do the right thing and everyone picks a swell one by one, taking turns, and just as you are about to go down the line for your first turn a kiter on the inside turns onto it.

Pleeassse tell your buddies

Might be an idea for one of you polers to start a post on the kite forum seeing as winter is just around the corner.

Put your flame suit on tho they're a tough crowd.

hahahahah lol

hoop said...

Might be an idea for you bunch of whining pussies to get over the whole thing and go sailing.
Have a listen to yourselves.
Poor Relative, over 6500 posts on an internet forum? Who the **** are you to comment on anything related to reality. You obviously don't have any water time with that sort of computer usage.
Slave, you poor dumb tool. Why don't you tell us how you really kite around screaming at every one on your home made piece of ply wood and having tantrums in the car park , rather than portraying some pathetic internet life of you being some wave demon stalking waves and gunning it to the peak "post haste". LOL .That's a catch phrase for 13 year olds, not 50 year old internet stalkers.
It's pathetic that this thread is even here. LMB

fkn classic

Hello boyz, is there a problem,cause i no a man who no"s a man,who no"s a man...Greate big fkn barn dance,pop a pill,smoke da spliff,strutt ya stuff,feel da vibe,talk da talk and there ya go luv and fkn peace,,,,,,,Till yaz wake up

albers said...


"Why do windsurfers and kiters both have forums on the same website?"

Even if they were on different continents the kiters would still come over and troll the windsurf forums

VOODO .......Doll.............. Och

I made a point about an incident on the weekend.........BUT... HEY AS YOU DO.....

.........i dont want to stir **** BETWEEN KITERS AND WINDSURFERS.

We know its a fk jungle out ,deal with it

Laurie zap this post ........


LIVE AND LET LIVE .....................

laurie said...
Why does everybody generalise about everything?

Pure Poetry!!!

Almost as good as:

"I learnt to NEVER say NEVER" (a fairly nice conundrum)

This is similar to a thread on the SUP forums, very funny

lotofwind said...

Quote from king of the point
But if you kite POSSIE have been out for 2 hours and 10 sailer hit it............... ......use your fkn brains ......FK OFF

Good on ya,most of us will read this and ring 20 of our mates to come out with you
Maybe this is the problem,you expect everyone to get out of the water when you and a couple of ya mates turn up???????WTF
And you expect everyone else to slow down and slog along behind you till you pick a wave because its your turn??????????dreaming buddy.

First to the wave gets it,simple,





King of the point,,,face it old timer,,,
you are NO longer king of the point.



Whaaa whaaaa whaaaaaa....stop ya crying.

theDoctor said...

laurie said...


I can think of plenty of things in common:

revenue, revenue, revenue

Ghey ghey ghey= kitesurfing

"DONT POKE THE BEAR"just drop in on them king .
obviously these young kids have no RESPECT nor are wiling to effectivly communicate diplomatically to produce a positive out come.

Hard pole (hows thnz)..........

I DO NOT SUPPORT /hovering /waiting/ STALLING stacking the line up NOT GUILTY of that charge be for you your hounour on this occassion.

Every one slows down to a point at some stage to catch a fire breathing dragon and should let a few dragons through (GOOD kALMA) also i see it as a wave to cleaning the line up out if some ones on the inside .


Basically (kiter was just planning,, and i was plodding and planning either / or .To plan i just had to head off the wind a bit power up no difference in performance.

i could only effectively do this from about 30m past the line up.... but

Through the line up and to that 30m OUT TO SEA enjoyed pintching up wind relaxed criusing and watching others riding the wave and flicking out ........

i was going all the way out the back waiting my turn and was always last one out ther back before returning to the beach.

MEAN TIME I GOT KITES BOMBING ME.... EXPLODING ON THE WATER UPWIND. CREW ATTEMPTING 360 WAVE RIDING AIRIALS SKIDING THROUGH THE LINE UP BOARDS GHOASTING, crew jyding on garbage us up wind .............

..............TKO my self .......


Have a good one ocean doods ................oh swells pumping in gero ......glassy glassy sup waves last night all surf breakes are going off to day.

Kiters are simply more efficient forms of watercraft. While you poleys are out lining up like school children to catch your waves, us kiters are out saving lives and high fiving over the last dozen waves we just claimed.

deXtrous said...

Kiters are simply more efficient forms of watercraft. While you poleys are out lining up like school children to catch your waves, us kiters are out saving lives and high fiving over the last dozen waves we just claimed.

Are you just trying a wind up or is this a serious comment?
If it is serious and you actually believe it, it is yet another sad indictment on your sport.

I guess you also push in when lining up at the bank, post office, supermarket etc?
If you go to to footy just push in at the start of the line for a beer at the bar?
(Yeah let us know how that goes for you)


I'm serious - society have norms, politness, conventions etc.

What makes you think kiters are so special they should f^&k over everyone else on the water just cos they can?

Its the same as in the lineup when surfing,the pecking order is sorted pretty quick.
The better wave riders get more waves , same as kiters get more waves.