waveslave said..evlPanda said..
Why do we need more windsurfers?
Because if I need a quick launch, ^^^
Poleys make good kite bitches.
lol.
I needed a quick launch the other day.
I checked across the beach, but it looked a bit thin on the ground for kite bitches.
Then I saw a poley out of the corner of my eye.
He was switching boards at the time and re-attaching his rig.
I said, "Any chance of a quick launch, mate?"
He nodded yes and picked up his loose poleboard and dropped it into the water to wash it off.
I placed the kite in his hand and walked to my bar.
He was still holding the poleboard under one arm as he assisted with the launch.
I could see he was struggling with one hand on the kite and the other hand holding his board under his armpit.
I thought, "Should I suggest to him to put his poleboard down on the sand ?"
And then I thought, " No, he probably doesn't want sand sticking to his wet, clean board."
So we continued on with this retarded launch and then finally he tossed the kite downwind like he was chucking Maccas rubbish out of the passenger window of a moving car."
I just lol and sent the thing to the sky.