Mobydisc said...
I was sailing today at Narrabeen, doing some nice runs. A fellow was sailing with something that looked like to be a GPS strapped to his arm. I think I was going as well as him on average so perhaps if I pray very hard Santa will send me one instead of more undies.
You've got it all wrong. That's why Santa keeps bringing you undies.
Praying is not a direct line to Santa.
You need to talk to your mum or wife as they seem to keep in close contact with Santa and you will have a much better chance of coming up with the goods.
Praying is reserved for requests for good winds, sunny days, etc., areas where asking mum/wives seems to have a very poor success rate.
If you keep praying to Santa you are just going to get more undies and no wind.