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doggie
doggie
WA
15849 posts
WA, 15849 posts
18 Jan 2012 1:21pm
Out on the water, junk etc.

There was a thread a few years ago and it was interesting what you guys see when you are offshore
nosinkanow
nosinkanow
NSW
441 posts
NSW, 441 posts
18 Jan 2012 4:48pm
Seen sharks and boat debris but the most memorable, and yet still unconfirmed what it was, was a pinkish-fleshy coloured thing shaped and sized like a human head that popped up out of the water in the chop about 30m downwind from me. First thing I thought was it was a senior person with a bathing cap having a dog paddle but more than 300m from the beach?! I looked again from behind the clew and it was gone. I turned the board around just in case it was someone in trouble but it was nowhere to be seen. I reckon it was a big sea turtle but fleshy coloured? Things that make you go "hmmm".
gregc
gregc
VIC
1299 posts
VIC, 1299 posts
18 Jan 2012 4:56pm
When I was in the navy we were in huge seas half way between OZ and NZ and saw a little tiny trailer sailor out in these seas. We hailed them but they refused assistance, the Navigator reckoned they were likely drug runners (apparently popular way to get stuff in) and radioed ahead to Eden.
Pugwash
Pugwash
WA
7733 posts
WA, 7733 posts
18 Jan 2012 1:56pm
Sounds like a merman... lucky you got the hell outta there, before...
Sailhack
Sailhack
VIC
5000 posts
VIC, 5000 posts
18 Jan 2012 5:31pm
Half a seal...twitching!
patsken
patsken
WA
717 posts
WA, 717 posts
18 Jan 2012 2:40pm
North side of Home Island at Cocos.....

about ten million rubber thongs (flip-flops not kinky underwear) washed up or about to be washed up on the rocky shoreline.

Found a good left one but couldn't find one to match it
Twimby
Twimby
WA
483 posts
WA, 483 posts
18 Jan 2012 2:42pm
Off Scabs, years ago I hit something and looked back and saw what I thought was a Turtle flapping. Went back and it turned out to be one of those massve Sun Fish.
Stuthepirate
Stuthepirate
SA
3591 posts
SA, 3591 posts
18 Jan 2012 5:14pm
Coming into port at 3 world countries is interesting. Dead cows, livestock etc.. then you spot a human arm. It wasn't waving hello.
doggie
doggie
WA
15849 posts
WA, 15849 posts
18 Jan 2012 3:08pm
Stuthepirate said...

Coming into port at 3 world countries is interesting. Dead cows, livestock etc.. then you spot a human arm. It wasn't waving hello.


Jeepers
mybrosweeper
mybrosweeper
NSW
1016 posts
NSW, 1016 posts
18 Jan 2012 7:36pm
Surfing Crescent Head point one day when a red coloured thing washed past me while sitting out the back.My curiosity made me reach out and grab it for investigation and found it was a frankfurt skin,and I was just round the corner from the sewage ocean outfall,dawwwwhhhhhhh....hotdog anyone? hahaha
doggie
doggie
WA
15849 posts
WA, 15849 posts
18 Jan 2012 4:44pm
mybrosweeper said...

Surfing Crescent Head point one day when a red coloured thing washed past me while sitting out the back.My curiosity made me reach out and grab it for investigation and found it was a frankfurt skin,and I was just round the corner from the sewage ocean outfall,dawwwwhhhhhhh....hotdog anyone? hahaha


Oh
Bender
Bender
WA
2236 posts
WA, 2236 posts
18 Jan 2012 4:47pm
Surfing black point and a seals head drifted through the line up. After that is was really uncrowded
doggie
doggie
WA
15849 posts
WA, 15849 posts
18 Jan 2012 4:50pm
Bender said...

Surfing black point and a seals head drifted through the line up. After that is was really uncrowded


Ive surfed there a couple of times, very spooky
ikw777
ikw777
QLD
2995 posts
QLD, 2995 posts
18 Jan 2012 7:42pm
nosinkanow said...

Seen sharks and boat debris but the most memorable, and yet still unconfirmed what it was, was a pinkish-fleshy coloured thing shaped and sized like a human head that popped up out of the water in the chop about 30m downwind from me. First thing I thought was it was a senior person with a bathing cap having a dog paddle but more than 300m from the beach?! I looked again from behind the clew and it was gone. I turned the board around just in case it was someone in trouble but it was nowhere to be seen. I reckon it was a big sea turtle but fleshy coloured? Things that make you go "hmmm".


That was a turtle. There are millions of them up here. My dad also used to say they looked like and old man with a bathing cap on, out for a morning constitutional. Some of them are brown, others are quite pale coloured.
Mobydisc
Mobydisc
NSW
9029 posts
NSW, 9029 posts
18 Jan 2012 9:04pm
Windsurfing off Warilla Beach I once saw a penguin surfacing. This was about 500 meters off shore.

Off Windang I was catching waves about 100 meters out and a fin appeared next to me. It scared the cr@p out of me but then saw it was a dolphin. We surfed a few waves together. That was a windsurfing highlight.

The other weekend we were at the headland overlooking the lineup. About 50 meters away from the surfers there was a pod of dolphins swimming north. The surfers were oblivious to them.
aus301
aus301
QLD
2039 posts
QLD, 2039 posts
18 Jan 2012 8:23pm
about 1k off shoalhaven heads I had a sea king helicopter circle me a few times. They flew straight over me and flattened me, I'm sure I could see the guys inside laughing.
lee1972
lee1972
QLD
921 posts
QLD, 921 posts
18 Jan 2012 8:31pm
Went sailing at south west rocks, was off the plane heading back to shore i looked down only to see a shark underneath me, my first instinct was to bare off but then i thought it was pretty cool.
ANother time i was sailing la perouse bay, there is a old pier under which was a naked girl and a photographer doing some shots.
stantumby
stantumby
SA
30 posts
SA, 30 posts
18 Jan 2012 9:06pm
Two stand out for me:

1) A brown snake swimming strong 2 km off shore!

2) Getting buzzed by three fighter jets at low altitude - the first flattened me and the trailing two must have seen it as they waved their wings as they went over - probably laughing hard!
BundyBear
BundyBear
NSW
325 posts
NSW, 325 posts
18 Jan 2012 10:13pm
Had the opportunity to visit Ashmore Reef a few years back,
saw sunken Indonesian fishing boats in the lagoon,
had sea snakes check us out whilst snorkelling
saw smashed up Turtle shells on the island

Was on a ship in the Red sea overtook a small dhow packed with lots of camels on the deck, watched the crew push a dead one over the side and keep going
Sailhack
Sailhack
VIC
5000 posts
VIC, 5000 posts
18 Jan 2012 10:37pm
Sailed over the top of a Humpback (about a metre under me, travelling across the direction I was going)...and instantly fell off! Don't think I got wet though - fastest water-start ever.
Haircut
Haircut
QLD
6491 posts
QLD, 6491 posts
18 Jan 2012 10:00pm
baseball caps (ive lost 5 and found 25)

umbrella

shopping bags

semi submerged wooden palette

semi submerged wheelie bin

upside down semi submerged tinnie hull

milk crate

tennis balls

floating marijuana leaves

broom

ladies handbag

fishing rods (sometimes with angry man attached)

rock

floating cans of bourbon & coke

small pieces of concrete

and that's just currumbin, you should see what's in the broadwater!





Gestalt
Gestalt
QLD
14956 posts
QLD, 14956 posts
18 Jan 2012 10:09pm
a kid with a fag and a bottle of scotch doing flicky spinny loopy things.
baywavebill
baywavebill
VIC
266 posts
VIC, 266 posts
18 Jan 2012 11:16pm
I was in a sea kayak paddling around Ricketts Point into Beaumaris Bay. There was a skiier in the water with the boat about to take off. The spotter (lady in a bikini) wasn't doing her job as she had her back to the skiier and myself. Suddenly she dropped her bikini bottom to moon the skier then turned around to see the reaction. That's when she saw me paddling up. She was so shocked she ducked down flat on the boat floor so she wouldn't be seen by me any longer. I didn't complain though.
r2908
r2908
NSW
214 posts
NSW, 214 posts
18 Jan 2012 11:16pm
doggie said...

Out on the water, junk etc.

There was a thread a few years ago and it was interesting what you guys see when you are offshore


Kiteboarding ?

nick0
nick0
NSW
510 posts
NSW, 510 posts
18 Jan 2012 11:20pm
Haircut said...

baseball caps (ive lost 5 and found 25)

umbrella

shopping bags

semi submerged wooden palette

semi submerged wheelie bin

upside down semi submerged tinnie hull

milk crate

tennis balls

floating marijuana leaves

broom

ladies handbag

fishing rods (sometimes with angry man attached)

rock
floating cans of bourbon & coke

small pieces of concrete

and that's just currumbin, you should see what's in the broadwater!



yer... u saw a rock and pieces of contrete floating???




Haircut
Haircut
QLD
6491 posts
QLD, 6491 posts
18 Jan 2012 10:35pm
do they have to be floating to count?
ikw777
ikw777
QLD
2995 posts
QLD, 2995 posts
18 Jan 2012 10:51pm
Haircut said...

do they have to be floating to count?


Was plenty of floating concrete about after the flood, along with fridges, restaurants, motor yachts, fuel tankers...
Smithy
Smithy
VIC
859 posts
VIC, 859 posts
19 Jan 2012 12:40am
Over in Maui you see lots of turtles pop their heads up which scares the crap out of of you. If you hit one, which usually rips the fin out of the back of the board, you keep it to yourself and don't tell the locals...... Very very bad karma apparently...
ka43
ka43
NSW
3101 posts
NSW, 3101 posts
19 Jan 2012 9:52am
Sailing a couple of hundred meters off Collaroy beach when the shark alarm went off. Most of us didnt worry and kept sailing. A kiwi mate shat himself and fell off.
His board had turned over and he was in such a hurry to get out of the water he clambered up and flopped onto the bottom of his baord.
After telling him it was just a small bronze whaler waggling upwind he tried to get off. In his haste he had driven his harness hook (they were small and sharp back then) right into the board.
When he eventually managed to free himself there was a substantial chunk of foam attached to the hook. Everyone else though it was funny[}:)]
qldnacra
qldnacra
QLD
455 posts
QLD, 455 posts
19 Jan 2012 9:22am
baywavebill said...

I was in a sea kayak paddling around Ricketts Point into Beaumaris Bay. There was a skiier in the water with the boat about to take off. The spotter (lady in a bikini) wasn't doing her job as she had her back to the skiier and myself. Suddenly she dropped her bikini bottom to moon the skier then turned around to see the reaction. That's when she saw me paddling up. She was so shocked she ducked down flat on the boat floor so she wouldn't be seen by me any longer. I didn't complain though.


So in other words you saw a clam
evlPanda
evlPanda
NSW
9207 posts
NSW, 9207 posts
19 Jan 2012 10:58am
There's a boat that parks off Shearwater quite often. Loud music, bunch of raucous men, and some naked ladies.
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