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knot board
knot board
QLD
1241 posts
knot board knot board
QLD, 1241 posts
16 Apr 2008 3:28pm
Eric's father was just happy to see his boy wasn't gay.


poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
poor relative poor relative
WA, 9106 posts
16 Apr 2008 3:30pm
Eric's excitement over free Pizza was impossible to hide
stribo
stribo
QLD
1628 posts
stribo stribo
QLD, 1628 posts
16 Apr 2008 5:33pm
I've got a bone to pick with you young lady...
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
Richiefish Richiefish
QLD, 5612 posts
16 Apr 2008 7:21pm
I'm glad to see you. (thinks these shorts dont have a pocket, I dont have a gun???)
Revhead
Revhead
ACT
372 posts
Revhead Revhead
ACT, 372 posts
17 Apr 2008 12:08pm
Hey girls, you dropped your keys
DavMen
DavMen
NSW
1510 posts
DavMen DavMen
NSW, 1510 posts
17 Apr 2008 12:14pm
Kitesurfer notices his reflection in a large mirror next to pizza man.
mr love
mr love
VIC
2421 posts
mr love mr love
VIC, 2421 posts
17 Apr 2008 1:29pm
"Mum , you said that nasal spray was for hayfever!!!"
arancini
arancini
WA
373 posts
arancini arancini
WA, 373 posts
17 Apr 2008 5:55pm
even though the organisers for the event covered the fences with shade cloth it was inevitable that someone would creep in to get a picture at the "world body protusion event AGM" Danny wasnt really a true candidate but claimed his six year erection would get him in. (it hadn't so far he just liked girls with bumps)
Mr. No-one
Mr. No-one
WA
921 posts
Mr. No-one Mr. No-one
WA, 921 posts
17 Apr 2008 8:40pm
"HANDS UP, THIS IS A STICK UP!"
Mr. No-one
Mr. No-one
WA
921 posts
Mr. No-one Mr. No-one
WA, 921 posts
17 Apr 2008 8:48pm
Chick#1 "check out the reflection of that guy standing behind us."
Chick#2 " Oh my god, that's User!"
elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
elmo elmo
WA, 8890 posts
17 Apr 2008 9:47pm
Mr. No-one said...

Chick#1 "check out the reflection of that guy standing behind us."
Chick#2 " Oh my god, that's User!"


Chick#1 Whats he looking at?
Chick#2 Don't know, I know it's not us, must be something over there
Chick#1 Theres only a sad pile of fabric and string
Chick#2 Ewwwww he's a kiter
Chick#1 Kiters are not so bad, but we're safe, he's not interested in us, he's a Drag Queen
Mr. No-one
Mr. No-one
WA
921 posts
Mr. No-one Mr. No-one
WA, 921 posts
17 Apr 2008 10:17pm
Chick #2 "Ahhhh, so that's why they wear wetsuits under their boardies."
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
sausage sausage
QLD, 4874 posts
18 Apr 2008 1:36pm
User didn't realise that crossing his legs and arms to hide his erection only worked while sitting down.
frant
frant
VIC
1230 posts
frant frant
VIC, 1230 posts
18 Apr 2008 1:47pm
Mr. No-one said...

Chick #2 "Ahhhh, so that's why they wear wetsuits under their boardies."


Chick #1 Nah, Hes actually staring at his own reflection.
stribo
stribo
QLD
1628 posts
stribo stribo
QLD, 1628 posts
18 Apr 2008 1:50pm
But i'm not in the batton relay team??
stribo
stribo
QLD
1628 posts
stribo stribo
QLD, 1628 posts
18 Apr 2008 2:25pm

Revhead
Revhead
ACT
372 posts
Revhead Revhead
ACT, 372 posts
18 Apr 2008 2:28pm
Rupert's mum was doing her best to pretend nothing was up
Revhead
Revhead
ACT
372 posts
Revhead Revhead
ACT, 372 posts
18 Apr 2008 2:30pm
Winston thought offering the girls somewhere to hang their towels was a great idea
frant
frant
VIC
1230 posts
frant frant
VIC, 1230 posts
18 Apr 2008 2:37pm
stribo said...

But i'm not in the battonbelly button relay team??


WA waverider
WA waverider
WA
79 posts
WA waverider WA waverider
WA, 79 posts
18 Apr 2008 2:25pm
little johhny was sure he wood get the job erecting tent poles at the circus
easty
easty
TAS
2213 posts
easty easty
TAS, 2213 posts
18 Apr 2008 9:23pm
Unfortunately for Johnny, the girls didn't quite get the point.
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
poor relative poor relative
WA, 9106 posts
18 Apr 2008 8:24pm
stribo said...






I lol'd hard
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
Richiefish Richiefish
QLD, 5612 posts
18 Apr 2008 10:32pm
poor relative said...

stribo said...






I lol'd hard


mmm, we should do pizza Uncle Frank.
greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
greenleader greenleader
QLD, 5283 posts
19 Apr 2008 12:05am
"now what did my big brother say about inviting the girls back for pizza?"




greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
greenleader greenleader
QLD, 5283 posts
19 Apr 2008 12:06am
Gestalt
Gestalt
QLD
14956 posts
Gestalt Gestalt
QLD, 14956 posts
19 Apr 2008 12:11am
very very crusty greenleader.....

stribo
stribo
QLD
1628 posts
stribo stribo
QLD, 1628 posts
19 Apr 2008 2:43am
poor relative said...

stribo said...






I lol'd hard




sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
sausage sausage
QLD, 4874 posts
19 Apr 2008 1:35pm
Greenleader,
From the look on her face I gather she ordered the vegetarian but instead got a meatlover's. Also, how does she stay so skinny?
Haircut
Haircut
QLD
6491 posts
Haircut Haircut
QLD, 6491 posts
19 Apr 2008 8:21pm
greenleader said...




greenleader - with you obviously being a "big sausage pizza" advocate, are you also familiar with Best Bus bang bus? not that i'd know anything about this sort of stuff
hooray
hooray
QLD
335 posts
hooray hooray
QLD, 335 posts
20 Apr 2008 8:45pm

Mikey was so excited about doing 40knts at Burrum Heads he forgot to de-rig before ordering his pizza.
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