Sack rash..

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grandfromage
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29 Jan 2008 10:29am
Check out the advanced case of gallopping nob rot on the left <<< If not caught early, you too could look like this. Tipping a bag of salt and vinegar crisps in the crotch of your wet suit before you go out will kill bacteria in that area and also provide you with a reserve of food if you get stranded on the water.
stribo
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29 Jan 2008 12:25pm
I have found that since i stopped drinking beer... no more rashes.It's the yeast in beer that starts the crotch rot.Drink bourbon or rum no probs
555
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29 Jan 2008 11:31am
Sounds like a pair of goretex under shorts could be the answer..
Richiefish
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29 Jan 2008 12:45pm
I would rather laminate my genitals than give up beer !!!!
grumplestiltskin
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29 Jan 2008 11:54am
gaffer / duct tape around the sack region stops them rubbing the side of your legs.

Has the added bonus of bringing tears to your eyes when you remove the tape, especially if you do it quickly
NotWal
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29 Jan 2008 1:11pm
Muelsing's what you need, quick, before you get fly strike.
It'll toughen up you crotch and completely eliminate the fear of damage from Willy Skippers.
Richiefish
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29 Jan 2008 1:33pm
some martial arts can show you how to tuck your balls up your clacka(date) there by avoiding painful chaffing.
Gestalt
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29 Jan 2008 2:16pm
i think you guys should leave mr 5's alone and stop making fun. this is obviously a serious issue which he is seeking a serious answer too.

i have heard of this type of thing before. the rash is actually the symptom of a common condition. It is beter to deal with the cause rather than the symptoms.

the condition is known as Lymphatic Filiarisis (elephantiasis). It is a thread-like filarial worm passed from person to person through the bite of an infected mosquito. Once inside the body of an unsuspecting person, the worm thrives in the lymph vessels and tissues. As it grows, it causes marked swelling of the limbs and other extremities. Elephantiasis is a skin disease that is most common in the tropics. It gets its name because the affected skin becomes rough and thickened usually causes the disease. Mosquitoes carry the worm. When the mosquito bites, the worm enters the body and eventually lodges in the lymph vessels.

It most commonly affects the limbs and can occasionally move to the scrotal areas and outer genitalia.

please people, you might think its funny, but this is a serious and painful disease, its not right to make fun of 555, most people with this condition live in areas where good medical help is hard to find so they can't get relief from this curable disease until its too late and its gone into later stages(when it is incurable).

below is a video of the condition in it's later stages.

Richiefish
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29 Jan 2008 2:20pm
Its like having your own bean bag where ever you go.
evlPanda
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29 Jan 2008 3:23pm
Gestalt said...

below is a video of the condition in it's later stages.


(holy ****ing ****!)

He hasn't been laid in a while. I'd hate to think... no, I'm not going to think that... no, no!
wormy
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29 Jan 2008 2:26pm
man that is not good to look at lunch time
555
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29 Jan 2008 1:31pm
That reminds me of the movie 'Van Wilder'.. The warm cream filled donuts..

Urgh..

I bet that martial arts trick wouldn't work for this guy!
Sailhack
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29 Jan 2008 3:32pm
Gestalt said...

below is a video of the condition in it's later stages.



I wish I had someone to hold my cashews when climbing a ladder

ka43
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29 Jan 2008 4:45pm
Reminds me of that old classic "D.S.B"
Glassbottom
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29 Jan 2008 5:37pm
Ditch the cotton budgie smugglers (they hold water, stretch and don't keep the fellas properly restrained in a back loop), and invest in a set of the artificial fibre 'coolmax' or similar jocks from Target. Made from the same sort of stuff as rashies. My best mates have been fine since wearing those under the boardies or wettie .
555
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29 Jan 2008 8:58pm
Thanks all.. I knew I could count on you guys to be all sensitive and caring.. and eventually come up with the goods for the goods!

Synthetic, quick drying undergarments are on the shopping list.
Richiefish
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29 Jan 2008 10:10pm
dont forget the creams ointments gaff tape testicle tucking sobriety sheep dip nudity etc etc.
greenleader
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29 Jan 2008 10:35pm
ka43 said...

Reminds me of that old classic "D.S.B"


he so needs a girl with T.V.A.

all hell would break loose!

Daneli
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30 Jan 2008 8:26am
555 said...


Sack rash.. Anyone else get it after submersion in seawater, or do I just have an abnormally large 'man bag'?

I'm talking about that nut shaped redness on the inner thigh.. and no, you can't have pictures!

If anyone knows of a cure, short of permanent removal of said sack....


Try some lubricant from a running shop. Long distance runners get a similar rash from chafing. You can get a roll on lubricant called Sport Shield. It is "waterproof, non staining, non toxic, non greasy and elimites friction from chafing"

I know some triathletes who swear by it and whilst I haven't used it down below, it is has worked well for me in preventing wetsuit chafing while surfing.

Richiefish
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30 Jan 2008 10:43am
wow, a sensible reply???
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