By the time it happends, I dont think there will be any windsurfers left to see it.
You are probably right.
They will have all left the beach and gone sailing, leaving the kiters to stand around, GoPro each other and tell each other how totally rad dude man like they all are.
Na,, to be a good troll you have gotta get wasted on drugs KOTP style and send PM's threatening to beat them up. He might be a grumpy old dog,,,but least he's still having some fun.
wow barn pull the carrot out of your arse , or should i say pole . KOTP can make an entertaining thread but you guys just don't have any sense of humour . Go cry some more retard .
It's not my job to make entertaining threads for kiter noobs who decide to float over here in the hope of talking smak..
And it's nice to see kiters using troll faces and ****ty internet acronyms ( rotfpmsl, seriously??)... Wonder what dumb ass internet memes you'll dig up next...
sorry old bloke here what it means in english for you - real old total flabby poley making serious laughing....
At the risk of stating the obvious, very few kiters can really loop or unhook, let alone do handle passes.
Most kiters, like most windsurfers, spend most of their time going back and forth doing not much, but having a lot more fun than being at the office or watching the cricket.
Btw, I'm a fan of KotP. Those acid-drenched rants make Hunter S Thompson look like a boy scout. Quality trolling is its own reward.