Polies carnt do unhookd loop handle passes

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Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
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25 Oct 2011 5:55pm
lotofwind said...

By the time it happends,
I dont think there will be any windsurfers left to see it.



You are probably right.

They will have all left the beach and gone sailing, leaving the kiters to stand around, GoPro each other and tell each other how totally rad dude man like they all are.

Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
25 Oct 2011 8:07pm
its more of a "High dangle with board twistie"..?

lotofwind
lotofwind
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6451 posts
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25 Oct 2011 9:11pm
Na,, to be a good troll you have gotta get wasted on drugs KOTP style and send PM's threatening to beat them up.
He might be a grumpy old dog,,,but least he's still having some fun.

Others are not havng fun , just grunpy
chronic
chronic
NSW
318 posts
NSW, 318 posts
25 Oct 2011 10:55pm
barn said...

dusta said...

wow barn pull the carrot out of your arse , or should i say pole . KOTP can make an entertaining thread but you guys just don't have any sense of humour . Go cry some more retard .


It's not my job to make entertaining threads for kiter noobs who decide to float over here in the hope of talking smak..

And it's nice to see kiters using troll faces and ****ty internet acronyms ( rotfpmsl, seriously??)... Wonder what dumb ass internet memes you'll dig up next...



sorry old bloke here what it means in english for you - real old total flabby poley making serious laughing....
terminal
terminal
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1421 posts
25 Oct 2011 8:18pm
They dont pass it behind their backs yet, but they do do unhooked loop boom passes.

1.25

djdojo
djdojo
VIC
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VIC, 1614 posts
26 Oct 2011 12:11am
At the risk of stating the obvious, very few kiters can really loop or unhook, let alone do handle passes.

Most kiters, like most windsurfers, spend most of their time going back and forth doing not much, but having a lot more fun than being at the office or watching the cricket.

Btw, I'm a fan of KotP. Those acid-drenched rants make Hunter S Thompson look like a boy scout. Quality trolling is its own reward.
flipper4444
flipper4444
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26 Oct 2011 1:52am
elmo
elmo
WA
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26 Oct 2011 11:26am
Ritchie your paintbrushwork is needed
felixdcat
felixdcat
WA
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26 Oct 2011 11:45am
lotofwind said...

Naaaaa,that guy is way too young to poledance.
He has too much hair and isnt overweight.

This looks more like the average windsufer.
Found this pic in their photo section,,,go figure.



Now I am worried about you Lotofwind...... having that sort of pics on your computer! Is it a family reunion pic??? Where are you on the pic????
stehsegler
stehsegler
WA
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26 Oct 2011 12:08pm
"Polies carnt do unhookd loop handle passes"

Of course they can't. It's a different sport you numb nut.

Richiefish
Richiefish
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5612 posts
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26 Oct 2011 2:10pm
felixdcat said...

lotofwind said...

Naaaaa,that guy is way too young to poledance.
He has too much hair and isnt overweight.

This looks more like the average windsufer.
Found this pic in their photo section,,,go figure.



Now I am worried about you Lotofwind...... having that sort of pics on your computer! Is it a family reunion pic??? Where are you on the pic????



its seems you've photoshopped that photo...Here's the original.

felixdcat
felixdcat
WA
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26 Oct 2011 2:11pm




its seems you've photoshopped that photo...Here's the original.



Tah Richie now I recognize Lotofwind with his shorts on, was strange to see him only with his kiting special edition life jacket around his belly!

nebbian
nebbian
WA
6277 posts
WA, 6277 posts
26 Oct 2011 2:23pm
From here: http://www.boardseekermag.com/technique/advanced/pirouette_gybe/pirouette-gybe-ben-proffitt.html










Looks like an unhooked handle pass to me
doggie
doggie
WA
15849 posts
WA, 15849 posts
26 Oct 2011 3:45pm
felixdcat said...

lotofwind said...

Naaaaa,that guy is way too young to poledance.
He has too much hair and isnt overweight.

This looks more like the average windsufer.
Found this pic in their photo section,,,go figure.



Now I am worried about you Lotofwind...... having that sort of pics on your computer! Is it a family reunion pic??? Where are you on the pic????



Loto is far left lol
dusta
dusta
WA
2940 posts
WA, 2940 posts
26 Oct 2011 5:08pm
barn is the one with the inner tube . I picture him as a fat angry old bastard . True story bro
doggie
doggie
WA
15849 posts
WA, 15849 posts
26 Oct 2011 5:17pm
dusta said...

barn is the one with the inner tube . I picture him as a fat angry old bastard . True story bro


Yep thats him all right
Joe Cron
Joe Cron
NSW
450 posts
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26 Oct 2011 8:46pm
terminal said...

They dont pass it behind their backs yet, but they do do unhooked loop boom passes.

1.25




Wow, that is impressive. How does a judge separate one of those guys from the other?
BulldogPup
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26 Oct 2011 7:05pm
sigh ..... life can be soooooooooo vile twat twimes
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